Cunt-watch

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Contrary to popular opinion, Cunt-watch is not some kind of a obscure vaginal timepiece, it is an non-profit organisation dedicated to the recording of your most cuntish of moments.

The How About a Musefest Incident

Well, for people who don't think you're a complete cunt this is actually Scientology quality proof. Inly the quote can really do it justice:

 "This is why people are so ignorant on here. They want Muse all to
themselves. I came up with this idea, and I swear, if anyone attempts to
steal this for a UK Tour gig, then it will prove to me how immature some
people are. So now, in the little time we DO have until the MSG Gig,
we'll give this a try. Next year, we can plan on something more
sensible, such as a Showbiz campaign, or another Free Show campaign."

Some key points

• What the fuck are you going on about
• Immature? You're complaining about someone from a different country using your crappy idea (which the writer of this article still cannot figure out)
• What else, oh yeah, see you next thursday.

The Poor NME Incident

This is one of those times you tried to cover up your really cuntish fuck up of yours. It involved plans to blackmail The NME, to which you so valiantly refused to be part of. The problem was, they were joking you cunt! And you didn't realise it! A very intelligent young gent informed you of this fuck up, to which you replied:

"Haha, well I got you good didn't I, because I knew he wasn't serious.
I played along to see what others would post on here after reading
his post. Nice try though. I'm smarter than that Nick, come on."

The chances of this being true are as likely as you not playing the pink oboe while wrapping fudge in packets for the entirety of the time you're not posting crap where it's not wanted.