Muselim
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The Muselims or better known as The League of Worldwide Muse Arsekissers is a so-called religion, following the band Muse. The religion was created in unmoderated, which probably suggests something about the whole thing.
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Origin
The religion starts like most religions, through the concept of boredom. The concept of the religion is that Muse is life, and all followers of the religion must be an avid arsekisserfan of Muse.
To be a Muselim
In order to become a Muselim, you need:
- To be in possession of exactly one brain cell.
- To be prepared to live in Bellamy's arse for the rest of your life.
- To be a Muse fan, apparently.
- To be ready to be elevated to the rank of uber awesome.
- To suddenly be uncool.
- Sign up to the super cool Muselim website, which works nothing like Muselive.
- To lose all respect for grammar and spelling.
Controversy
The Muselim religion is considered very sad, by the majority of people, and have come under the attack of muttered elitist-insults of the Super Elite. Also, the religion is often criticised for being to obsessive with their so-called 'leaders'.
