Motherfucker

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Motherfucker is a term favoured by John McClane, referring to those whom want sexual relations with a mother, whether that is a teenage mum or Mother Teresa.

The Use

John McClane disregards these 'motherfuckers' as inferior and will address them as such before terminating them. He is deputy God so with every spoken use, the user must kill someone. It must be in a particularly spectacular manner if preceded with 'Yippee-Ki-Yay'.

Of the 20,000 tonnes of C4 used to film Die Hard 4.0 (Or Live Free Or Die Hard if you a resident of the US-of-fucking-A), 19,200 were used on motherfuckers. The other 800 tonnes were used to shave John McClane's head.

Trivia

• There is a Annual Intergalactic Motherfucker Award which is issued bi-annually. The currect champion is Rich Costey, who was issued the award in June 2006.

See also

• John McClane - The concept artist of motherfucking.
• Die Hard - The documentary documenting fucking mothers.