Dominic Howard

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Sir Dominic Howard is the President of Andy's Underwear, as has been in power for the last 300 years. He is also the drummer, and sex object of the most popular, and super duper rock band, Muse.

Personal life

Despite rumours, Howard insists he is not a homosexual. Although, despite his claims, it recently emerged that he had a public, and rather sordid affair with SuperAndy. He is married to Sassy, a feisty feline.

Presidency

Howard was elected the third President in 2013 by Matthew Bellamy, after David Tennant was mysteriously killed. Howard has been in charge of the world for 300 years, and citizens of the world have said in recent surveys that they are more than happy with his reign. Over his 300 year reign, Howard has successfully introduced the following laws:

• All Faff bags must have a picture of Howard on them.
• Sundays are green pants optional.
• Erections are now illegal, and all erections must now be surveys by Howard himself.
• Slipknot masks are no longer funny, and the phrase "Sit the fuck down" is now illegal.

Howard has said that when he steps down, Christopher Wolstenholme will take over as President.