Truth
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An intangible object that must be treated with care - most people are not qualified to handle it.
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Types of Truth
Depending on how indepth your research is, you will come across several versions of the truth - all dependant on their source.
News at Ten Truth
Usually your reference of what is happening to the rest of the world. The news you recieve is dictated by your government in a way to manipulate what you think about and how you think about it. This type of truth can be handled by anybody on condition it doesn't come on after their bedtime.
For those who cannot stay up late enough to see News at Ten there is the Six o'clock News - this runs the same stories but in less detail, thus revealing even less of the truth the government have said you can handle. It also includes a section on local news.
Local News
Truth that despite being from your local area is somehow completely irrelavent to your life. Popular stories include how two members of the same family ended up living next door to eachother, the retirement of a popular member of the local fuzz or the amusing anecdote about the group of marmots who saved their keeper by spelling out 'Help' in formation crouching. This type of truth is similar to dog shit in that anyone can handle it, but you'd probably rather not.
Wikipedia Truth
If it isn't supported by twenty seven different citations then its not true. Wikipedia truth is over detailed and under intereseting. Again it can be handled by anyone although it can take much time to be able to handle it all competently. Best avoided if you have a sense of humour.
Occasionally interesting when Nick vandalises it.
Uncylopedia Truth
A rip off Bluesockapedia that's obsessed with Oscar Wilde and Kitten Huffing. If the article isn't preceded by twenty seven quotations then it isn't true. If it is preceded by twenty seven quotations then it still isn't true. Best avoided if you don't have a sense of humour.
Bluesockapedia Truth
Unbiased, uncited and uncensored - we give you the truth straight and with a "to hell with the consequences" attitude. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth but here it is anyway.
Triple B truth
ALWAYS true. Never disagree with it.
