Jasmine

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sunburnt_atheist, better known as James Lewis in several rich countries, is an English whisky bottle from ZOMG!Outhere, England. More famous for his extensive knowledge of The Simpsons, he was also famous for a short period of time for creating the world's first cola-powered stream engine. He is married to Carah-Faye Charnow of the Shiny Toy Guns (or he atleast has a shrine to her - that's got to count for something right? You think romance is dead? You should check out his Carah shrine).

Contents 1 Early life 2 Marriage 3 Divorce 4 Trivia

Early life

James was born in 1973, to Fall Out Boy and a monkey. His parents divorced after his father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. His mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so James left to fend for himself. When he was 10, he created Muselive, but kept the idea to himself, and chose to take a job at the pub instead.

Marriage

On July 11, 2007, James attended a Shiny Toy Guns concert in London, dressed in a tux, and wedding ring in hand. After the gig, he lynched the Shiny's tour bus, and forced himself past the security guard, and proposed to Carah. She immediately said yes, and invited James on tour with them for the rest of the year. James and Carah married on Treasure Island in 2008.

Divorce

Carah was instantly repulsed when James mysteriously turned into Andrea Corr. They later remarried.

Trivia

• James likes the Shiny Toy Guns, incase you never guessed.
• Has seen Muse 10 times.