Cunt-watch

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Cunt-watch is a 1984 style organisation, watching over cunts, bastards and n00bs. They specialise in watching every single tagged asshole, making sure they live by the high standards set by the President. It is similar to the previous immigration system in place in the United Kingdom before world unity after World War III.

Contents 1 History 2 The Organisation 3 Trivia 4 See also

History

The organisation was started six months after World War III ended, and started by Matthew Bellamy in order to keep the country in a state of normality. Bellamy's idea of a perfect utopian society could not be realised without an organisation controlling citizens from rebelling against the world's perfect leaders. After a year, the organisation had said to be tracking and controlling over 4,000 CBN (Cunts, Bastards and Newbies) all over the world. To date, the organisation tracks and controls 72,000 known CBN's. Bellamy has said Cunt-watch's goal of controlling every single CBN is almost complete.

The Organisation

With Bellamy in charge of the entire organisation, he employs many close aides in controlling the CBN's. These include Tom Kirk, Captain Pugwash, and Dawn French. These aides watch the CBN's 24/7, with the help of special tracking computers, and correct any behaviour with the Supermassive Robot Army.

Trivia

• The national anthem 'Citizen Erased' is Bellamy's tribute to the organisation.

See also

• 1984
• Bastard
• Andy's Underwear