Phil Collins

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Phil Collins is a singer. He's secretly gay with Tom Kirk. He is one of the many people in the list of Anti-Bastards. He does have a large resemblance to Disturbed's frontman, but that's because he is just so gay!!! He once had a secret affair with a mole but Tom K forgave him after Phil promised never to do it again. AWWWW Bless!!!

The We Are Scientists Connection

We Are Scientists used to finish their sets with phil collins songs but stopped when no-one else was laughing.

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Disputed Anti-Bastard Status

Because of the led zep live aid incident there is ammunition to have him made a ordinary bastard, then shot.