Cunt-watch

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Contrary to popular opinion Cunt-watch is not some kind of a obscure vaginal timepiece, it is an non-profit organisation dedicated to the recording of your most cuntish of moments.

The Poor NME Incident

This is one of those times you tried to cover up your really cuntish fuck up of yours. It involved plans to blackmail The NME, to which you so valiantly refused to be part of. The problem was, they were joking you cunt! And you didn't realise it! A very intelligent young gent informed you of this fuck up, to which you replied:

 "I did realise!  So the joke is on you!"

(unfortunately Muselive had dropped the soap at the time of writting so the actual quote could be accurately written)

The chances of this being true are as likely as you not playing the pink oboe while wrapping fudge in packets for the entirety of the time you're not posting crap where it's not wanted.