Zvexmanson
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Personal Life
He has been married four times, thrice to Terry Wogan and once to Mr Blobby who perished when he fell foul to the Rage Virus in 2007, sexually transmitted by Noel Edmonds. He is currently romantically involved with Jeremy Kyle.
Secrets
Trivia
- Mike is a leading authority on Andy's Underwear and holds an honorary doctorate in the field.
- He once blackmailed Rich Costey over his socking addiction
- Lives in a really shit place.
- Plays John McClane in Die Hard.
- Wants to know more about his emo-makeout session with Jasmine
- His favourite song is 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins.