Cunt-watch

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-	{{Chris}}	+	[[Image:CUNTWATCHLOGO.JPG|right|thumb|Official Cunt-watch poster]]'''Cunt-watch''' is a [[1984]] style organisation, watching over [[cunts]], [[bastards]] and [[Newbies|n00bs]]. They specialise in watching every single tagged asshole, making sure they live by the high standards set by the [[President]]. It is similar to the previous immigration system in place in the United Kingdom before world unity after World War III.
-	{{disclaim}}	+
-	Contrary to popular opinion, '''Cunt-watch''' is not some kind of a obscure vaginal timepiece, it is an non-profit organisation dedicated to the recording of [[Cryingshame2008|your]] most cuntish of moments.	+	==History==
		+	The organisation was started six months after World War III ended, and started by [[Matthew Bellamy]] in order to keep the country in a state of normality. Bellamy's idea of a perfect utopian society could not be realised without an organisation controlling citizens from rebelling against the world's perfect leaders. After a year, the organisation had said to be tracking and controlling over 4,000 CBN (Cunts, Bastards and Newbies) all over the world. To date, the organisation tracks and controls 72,000 known CBN's. Bellamy has said Cunt-watch's goal of controlling every single CBN is almost complete.
-	==The How About a Musefest Incident==	+	==The Organisation==
-	Well, for people who don't think [[Cryingshame2008|you]]'re a complete cunt this is actually Scientology quality proof. Inly the quote can really do it justice:	+	[[Image:Robot.jpg|right|thumb|A Supermassive Robot]]With Bellamy in charge of the entire organisation, he employs many close aides in controlling the CBN's. These include Tom Kirk, Captain Pugwash, and Dawn French. These aides watch the CBN's 24/7, with the help of special tracking computers, and correct any behaviour with the Supermassive Robot Army.
-	"This is why people are so ignorant on here. They want Muse all to	+	==Trivia==
-	themselves. I came up with this idea, and I swear, if anyone attempts to	+	*The national anthem 'Citizen Erased' is Bellamy's tribute to the organisation.
-	steal this for a UK Tour gig, then it will prove to me how immature some	+
-	people are. So now, in the little time we DO have until the MSG Gig,	+
-	we'll give this a try. Next year, we can plan on something more	+
-	sensible, such as a Showbiz campaign, or another Free Show campaign."	+
-	===Some key points===	+	==See also==
-	*What the fuck are [[Cryingshame2008|you]] going on about	+	*[[1984]]
-	*Immature?  '''You're complaining about someone from a different country using your crappy idea''' (which the writer of this article still cannot figure out)	+	*[[Bastard]]
-	*What else, oh yeah, see you next thursday.	+	*[[Andy's Underwear]]
-	==The Poor NME Incident==	+	[[Category:Andy's Underwear]]
-	This is one of those times [[Cryingshame2008|you]] tried to cover up your really cuntish fuck up of yours.  It involved plans to blackmail [[NME|The NME]], to which [[Cryingshame2008|you]] so valiantly refused to be part of.  The problem was, they were joking you cunt!  And you didn't realise it!  A [[User:Sprial static nick|very intelligent young gent]] informed you of this fuck up, to which you replied:	+
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-	"Haha, well I got you good didn't I, because I knew he wasn't serious.	+
-	I played along to see what others would post on here after reading	+
-	his post. Nice try though. I'm smarter than that Nick, come on."	+
-		+
-	The chances of this being true are as likely as you '''not''' playing the pink oboe while wrapping fudge in packets for the entirety of the time you're not posting [[crap]] where it's not wanted.	+

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Revision as of 16:42, 7 August 2007

Cunt-watch is a 1984 style organisation, watching over cunts, bastards and n00bs. They specialise in watching every single tagged asshole, making sure they live by the high standards set by the President. It is similar to the previous immigration system in place in the United Kingdom before world unity after World War III.

Contents 1 History 2 The Organisation 3 Trivia 4 See also

History

The organisation was started six months after World War III ended, and started by Matthew Bellamy in order to keep the country in a state of normality. Bellamy's idea of a perfect utopian society could not be realised without an organisation controlling citizens from rebelling against the world's perfect leaders. After a year, the organisation had said to be tracking and controlling over 4,000 CBN (Cunts, Bastards and Newbies) all over the world. To date, the organisation tracks and controls 72,000 known CBN's. Bellamy has said Cunt-watch's goal of controlling every single CBN is almost complete.

The Organisation

With Bellamy in charge of the entire organisation, he employs many close aides in controlling the CBN's. These include Tom Kirk, Captain Pugwash, and Dawn French. These aides watch the CBN's 24/7, with the help of special tracking computers, and correct any behaviour with the Supermassive Robot Army.

Trivia

• The national anthem 'Citizen Erased' is Bellamy's tribute to the organisation.

See also

• 1984
• Bastard
• Andy's Underwear