Jasmine

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{{Ninja}}'''sunburnt_atheist''' (a.k.a Jazzy) is an [[English]] [[species unknown]] from [[ZOMG!Outhere]], [[England]]. [[Image:Emo.jpg|right|thumb|The sunburnt_atheist logo. Keeping the world emo.]] More famous for his extensive knowledge of [[The Simpsons]], he was also famous for a short period of time for creating the world's first cola-powered stream engine. He is married to [[Carah-Faye Charnow]] of the [[Shiny Toy Guns]]. Her real identity is not known.
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{{Ninja}}[[Image:Emo-girl-18.jpg|thumb|right|Jasmine. <3]]'''sunburnt_atheist''', also known as Jasmine Lewis, is the hottest [[emo]] alive. She was voted 'Hottest Emo Ever' in a recent awards show.  
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== Early life ==
== Early life ==
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Jazzy was born in 1973, to [[Fall Out Boy]] and a [[No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!!|monkey]]. Her parents divorced after his father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. His mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so James left to fend for himself. When he was 10, he created [[Muselive]], but kept the idea to himself, and chose to take a job at the pub instead.
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Jazzy was born in 1973, to [[Fall Out Boy]] and a [[No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy!!|monkey]]. Her parents divorced after her father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. Her mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so Jasmine was left to fend for herself. When he was 10, she created [[Muselive]], but kept the idea to herself, and chose to take a job at the emo club instead.
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==Her emo-ness and total hotness==
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== Marriage ==
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On July 11, 2007, Jazzy attended a [[Shiny Toy Guns]] concert in [[London]], dressed in a tux, and wedding ring in hand. After the gig, she lynched the Shiny's tour bus, and forced himself past the security guard, and proposed to Carah. She immediately said yes, and invited Jazzy on tour with them for the rest of the year. Jazzy and Carah married on [[Treasure Island]] in 2008.
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==Captain Emo==
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Jazzy is the leader of the [[EMO]], standing for Emotional (fe)Male Overlords, protecting the world from foreign and alien species with LiveJournals, MySpaces, and bleak and depressing emo music.
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==Trivia==
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*Jazzy likes the Shiny Toy Guns, incase you never guessed.
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*Has seen Muse 10 times.
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*Is rumoured to be female, who is really hot.
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*She's not ginger. Not even a bit.
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==Ambitions==
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*Nail her wife
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*Overcome the social stigma of not being ginger.
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*Contract the Rage virus.
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*Take over the world by replacing [[Wikipedia]] with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting [[Bluesockapedia]].
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==Alternate Egos==
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===Jasmine===
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Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, [[Auburn]] has.
Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, [[Auburn]] has.
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[[Image:B23748147.jpg|right|thumb|Jasmine. Emo girls are so fucking hot, no?]]She has several distinctive features:
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[[Image:B23748147.jpg|left|thumb|Jasmine. Emo girls are so fucking hot, no?]]She has several distinctive features:
====Breasts====
====Breasts====
She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead.
She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead.
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Basically, you want her. You know you do.
Basically, you want her. You know you do.
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==Ambitions==
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*Nail her [[Carah-Faye Charnow|wife]].
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*Overcome the social stigma of being emo.
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*Contract the Rage virus. And survive.
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*Take over the world by replacing [[Wikipedia]] with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting [[Bluesockapedia]].
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[[Category:Wishful thinkers|Awesome]][[category:museliver]]
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[[category:Museliver]]

Revision as of 22:54, 27 June 2007

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Jasmine. <3
sunburnt_atheist, also known as Jasmine Lewis, is the hottest emo alive. She was voted 'Hottest Emo Ever' in a recent awards show.

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Early life

Jazzy was born in 1973, to Fall Out Boy and a monkey. Her parents divorced after her father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. Her mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so Jasmine was left to fend for herself. When he was 10, she created Muselive, but kept the idea to herself, and chose to take a job at the emo club instead.

Her emo-ness and total hotness

Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, Auburn has.

Jasmine. Emo girls are so fucking hot, no?
She has several distinctive features:

Breasts

She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead.

Legs

Go on, just imagine them wrapped around you, you know you want it.

Arse

Just watch how it moves as she walks, have you ever seen anything so perfect? It's like a peach straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Basically, you want her. You know you do.

Ambitions

  • Nail her wife.
  • Overcome the social stigma of being emo.
  • Contract the Rage virus. And survive.
  • Take over the world by replacing Wikipedia with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting Bluesockapedia.
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