Jasmine
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Jasmine is the only user on Muselive to have more warnings than anyone else, while also not yet being banned, OR triggering a "last warning before a ban" warning. Impressive, she's got six so far. | Jasmine is the only user on Muselive to have more warnings than anyone else, while also not yet being banned, OR triggering a "last warning before a ban" warning. Impressive, she's got six so far. | ||
| - | *16-09-2006 05:29 - Normal warning : Wogan Spam | + | *16-09-2006 05:29 - Normal warning : [[Wogan Spam]] |
*11-01-2007 08:43 - Normal warning : Bullying Periodboy | *11-01-2007 08:43 - Normal warning : Bullying Periodboy | ||
*12-01-2007 06:33 - Normal warning : Being too witty to Periodboy | *12-01-2007 06:33 - Normal warning : Being too witty to Periodboy | ||
| - | *14-03-2007 13:33 - Normal warning : Laughing in the face of the truth | + | *14-03-2007 13:33 - Normal warning : Laughing in the face of the truth - (''infact a real warning, for the [[PANIC! joke]]'') |
*13-05-2007 13:10 - Normal warning : Yet More Wogan Spam | *13-05-2007 13:10 - Normal warning : Yet More Wogan Spam | ||
*20-05-2007 13:15 - Normal warning : Bullying | *20-05-2007 13:15 - Normal warning : Bullying | ||
[[SuperAndy]] has promised Jasmine a trophy if she gets ten warnings. | [[SuperAndy]] has promised Jasmine a trophy if she gets ten warnings. | ||
[[category:Museliver]] | [[category:Museliver]] | ||
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Early life
Jazzy was born in 1973, to Fall Out Boy and a monkey. Her parents divorced after her father's comeback single; "This Ain't a Seed, It's Some Arse Rape" only reached number 4. Her mother was later captured by a zoo keeper, so Jasmine was left to fend for herself. When he was 10, she created Muselive, but kept the idea to herself, and chose to take a job at the emo club instead.
Her emo-ness and total hotness
Dude, she's like.... woah. If you've not seen this girl then you need to. I would, James would if he could, Auburn has.
Breasts
She has two, they're large and firm - everything you want from a hot 20 year old girl - seriously, if you haven't tried to nail this chick then you should consider getting nailed by her alter-ego James instead.
Legs
Go on, just imagine them wrapped around you, you know you want it.
Arse
Just watch how it moves as she walks, have you ever seen anything so perfect? It's like a peach straight out of the Garden of Eden.
Basically, you want her. You know you do.
Ambitions
- Nail her wife.
- Overcome the social stigma of being emo.
- Contract the Rage virus. And survive.
- Take over the world by replacing Wikipedia with the vastly superior, more acurate and infinitely more interesting Bluesockapedia.
Warnings on Muselive
Jasmine is the only user on Muselive to have more warnings than anyone else, while also not yet being banned, OR triggering a "last warning before a ban" warning. Impressive, she's got six so far.
- 16-09-2006 05:29 - Normal warning : Wogan Spam
- 11-01-2007 08:43 - Normal warning : Bullying Periodboy
- 12-01-2007 06:33 - Normal warning : Being too witty to Periodboy
- 14-03-2007 13:33 - Normal warning : Laughing in the face of the truth - (infact a real warning, for the PANIC! joke)
- 13-05-2007 13:10 - Normal warning : Yet More Wogan Spam
- 20-05-2007 13:15 - Normal warning : Bullying
SuperAndy has promised Jasmine a trophy if she gets ten warnings.
