The woes and relationships of Dr. D
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The life story of Dr. D has proven over the years to be a whirlwind tale of love, hate, denial, rejection, akwardness, elivsh poem writing and (to everyone except Dr. D) the best lol humor since the Macgyver fad. With countless attempts by over-ambitious members such as Pryzant, Evan and Barbour, Bradley to seize parts of or the entire rights of the story and release it to the general public, the life story of Dr. D remains one of the hottest properties known to Blank Club, affiliates and extended enemies. Although currently unpublished, it is believed that one day Horgan will cash in and make (Vor and Subwoofer) millions on the story as everyone shares a good laugh. On Horgan's expense, of course. To date, there have been four main Eras of the story.
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Prehistic Era
Before the Old Flame #1, it has been confirmed by Horgan that several romances were pursued. To only a select few has confided any details about this mysterious era, one reason being that too little is known/remembered about this period to go into depth. Most accounts of the story begin during after or at the very end of this era. With no official date, it is widely believed to have ended somewhere in spring or fall 1999.
HEK Era
Later to be known as Old Flame #1 (and much later 5), Horgan persued her for a time period between fall 1999 and (arguably) February 2003, the longest he has ever tried his luck for. Although it is the longest period to date, it was largely without incident. The Era somewhat overlapped into the Old Flame Era, leaving most non-experts confused on the matter.
Old Flame Era
The Old Flame Era of Dr. D's life story is the most well-known, well-documented, interesting and most active of his life so far. Widely disputed on when the period began, many argue that it started as early as March-June 2002 while other will make the case for January 2003. The era was named by Barbour, Bradley who one day during the Old Flame #5 period asked "So Joey, tell me about your old flames." The name has remained infamous, as have the events that took place during this time. There are 5 official old flames according to Horgan, although it is a common argument that there are in fact six. This has been denied numerous times and as of now the official count is five. Each part of the era is characterized by a specific song. A collection of the songs was published in Summer 2005 by Horgan and Pryzant entitled Best of the Flames: 2002-2005.
Old Flame #1
TBW
Old Flame #2
TBW
Rejection #3
TBW
Rejection #4
TBW
Rejection #5
TBW
Goldeneye Incident
A situation in which Horgan was engaged in a high-stakes game of the 1998 Nintendo 64 game Goldeneye against Evan Pryzant. After losing, Horgan was forced to make a phone call to his girlfriend and tell her his two life goals, which were to win a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and kiss her. After that incident, their, already bad, relationship plummeted. In attempt to make it up, Horgan sent an apology letter, which just ended up making him look worse. He was dumped later that week.
Phone-call Incident
Halloween Incident
An incident 2 months after the Goldeneye incident occurred. In this occurrence, Horgan was forced by most of the rest of the Blank Club to go to her house on Halloween night dressed up as a borg (see Star Trek or Scum of the Earth). This ended with a few awkward glances and a look of disdain from her mother.
Dormancy
Although the Old Flame Era continued after the tragedy of Old Flame #5, for a period between October 2004 and June 2005 no new romances were persued. The Old Flame Era officially ended on May 20, 2005, in which the events of the night are chronicled at Last Dance at FMS. Many believe that the era continued past this point, although Horgan asserts it doesn't.
"Neuveau" Era
TBW
What's Next?
No clue.
Autobiography?
Although there have been various attempts by club members to take the rights for themselves, Dr. D has shown interest in writing a memoir in which the events of the story would be written in Horgan's first-person in-depth perspective. Unfortunately, each attempt to date has been scrapped due to the massive amount of effort it would take to tackle the story in-depth.
