Takuna

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Takuna was a Toa of Plasma who was originally a Le-Matoran.
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== Metru Nui ==
 
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Takuna was an inventor on Metru Nui until he experienced a vision. He then began to craft masks, finishing when the Vahki put him in a Matoran Pod.
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== Mata Nui ==
 
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On Mata Nui, Takuna was a member of the Gukko Force until a Kane Ra killed his compainions and knocked him into Metru Nui. He found a Toa Stone and became a Toa of Plasma.
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==Declaration of War Against Wikipedia, SW FANON, and Memory Alpha: 7/8/06==
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On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wikipedia, SW Fanon, and Memory Alpha by the blessed and just forces of the '''INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS'''.
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Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information.
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As a Toa, Takuna recovered most of his memories, but not all of them. He left from Metru Nui to discover his destiny and his mask powers.
 
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== Under Mata Nui ==
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Takuna traveled under Mata Nui, searching for a destiny. He found a small group of Matoran, and realized that it was his destiny to unite all of the Matoran outside of Mata Nui. He began to travel around under Mata Nui and near around, collecting small bands of Matoran to add to his army. He learned some of his mask powers while fighting the Dark Hunters and their new weapons, the Toa Hunters.
 
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== The Mask of Light ==
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Takuna led a group of his Matoran up onto Mata Nui, where he observed the search for the Seventh Toa. He revealed himself to Turaga Matau, whom he remembered from his days on Metru Nui. Matau told him that his destiny did not lie with the Toa Nuva, Takanuva, or the Matoran here, but with his group of Matoran.
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== Against Toa Akhmou ==
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Takuna led them away from Metru Nui to explore other islands, when Toa [[Akhmou]] stole some of his Matoran during the night. Takuna vowed to retrieve them, and set his Matoran forces on the move. Takuna led his forces into a battle between his forces and evil Matoran working for the Brotherhood of Makuta. Although Takuna's forces won, Takuna was captured by Akhmou and was about to be infected by the Makuta. At the last moment, Takuna discovered two of his mask powers, and used them to escape Akhmou. Over the course of the next few months, Akhmou's and Takuna's forces clashed over and over again, until Takuna decided to try to create an escape path through the Zone of Darkenss.
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== Through the Lands of the Dead ==
 
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Realising that his Matoran could not last much longer against the overwhelming forces of the Makuta's armies, he told the Matoran to slowly retreat, and only defend themselves; then discovered the powers of the Olmak he had. He ordered his Matoran to stay behind while he scouted out this new area. He passed into this new dimension, then distinguished the gate. Almost immediately, he was plunged into complete darkness. He discovered another mask power there, too: his Ruru. A bright beam of light lit up the dark area, immediately drawing the attention of a dozen scorpion-like creatures. Realizing that he couldn't fight them all, he turned to run. Out of the darkness to his side, a brilliant gold glow scythed out into two of those creatures. The rest scattered in all directions, recognizing the blur of death. Takuna then saw the thrower - [[Cever|a bronze and white Toa]]. The Toa took him to a cave, where he told Takuna all about himself. Toa Cever of Light was killed by the Makuta. He was sent to live here by the Great Spirit himself. He led a group of Toa here, and they had an important job to do. Takuna was about to ask him what it was, when they were interrupted by a Toa of Fire with a gold Hau. He said that a Toa of Shadows had entered the Zone of Darkness, leaving the Portal open. Cever then rushed out of his cave, and sent a beam of light flashing out into the darkness to serve as a beacon to where the Portal was. Then, Takuna, Cever, and the Toa of Fire, whom Takuna found out to be Lhikan, rushed over there. Takuna saw Akhmou, fighting off those scorpions with his Staff of Shadows. Takuna channeled a blast of Plasma to hit his nemesis in the chest, when a massive beast leapt out of the portal still open behind Akhmou. "Too late," gasped a nearby Toa of Plasma. Takuna then was told that the reason all of these dead Toa were here was to prevent that deadly beast from escaping. It had, and would do its best to bring destruction to the world. Akhmou believed that the Brotherhood would be able to tame it, when an ancient Toa of Gravity told him that, the last time it had escaped, the Brotherhood was almost completely destroyed by it. The dead Toa could not leave the Zone of Darkness, so it was up to the live Toa to defeat them, creating a rough alliance between Toa of Shadow and Plasma. They worked together with their Matoran armies to bring it into a trap. Though they lured it in, there were heavy casualties to both armies: Takuna lost half of his, and all of Akhmou's fell. In its rampages across the world, it killed the seven Turaga of Metru Nui while they were meeting with the Rahaga. Finally, Takuna, Akhmou, all of the Toa Nuva, and the entire Toa Alliance focused their elemental abilities at the monstrous beast at the same time, burning through it at multiple points. At the end, a portal to the Zone of Darkness was opened to allow the dead Toa, including the Toa Hagah, Toa Metru, and Dume to add their powers as well. At the end, Cever gave Takuna some instructions, and also told him that he was the one who had sacrificed himself to make Takuna a Toa. Once all of the Toa had gone their respective ways, he turned, and saw the great beast gone! As he looked around, he saw Akhmou, using his [[Beselesk]] to give him the power of Gravity, floating the body away. "Makuta still needs a new body, and this will serve as an excellent addition to it." Cever told him to let Akhmou go, and that they would abttle another day...
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==Mission Statement==
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'''ON VANDALISM'''
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'''An Essay by Bobby Boulders'''
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'''President, International Society of Vandals'''
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What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”
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On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.
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Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.
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What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.
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The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.  
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Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.
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And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace, freedom, liberty, equality, and Progress.

Revision as of 22:59, 30 July 2006

THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY BOBBY BOULDERS

Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!


To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com, or visit his MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/bobbyboulders.


Declaration of War Against Wikipedia, SW FANON, and Memory Alpha: 7/8/06

On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wikipedia, SW Fanon, and Memory Alpha by the blessed and just forces of the INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS.

Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information.


God is Great!


Signed,

J. Robert Boulders,

Acting President and Spiritual Leader,

INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS


Mission Statement

ON VANDALISM

An Essay by Bobby Boulders

President, International Society of Vandals


What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”


On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.


Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.


What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.


The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.


Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.


And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace, freedom, liberty, equality, and Progress.

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