BatzMonkey ON WHEELS!!
From Batzmonkey
BatzMonkey
BatzMonkey is an awsome hybrid between bat and monkey. He was created in the mess of the big bang and the creation of the universe and was the first life form. He wasn't a god, but he was the first pop icon. Later, around 8000 B.C.E., he helped create the Amu counsil, named after Amu, a really awsome aligator. Amu, coincidentaly, is an abreviation of Awsome Monkeys United, and since all of the members of the Amu counsil happen to be part monkey, all of that made batzmonkey very happy.