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This archive accepts player submissions in the following forms:

# Logs
# E-mails
# Teh funney
# Links to posts demonstrating unjustified wankery
# Screenshots
# Essays or testimonials

The highest value will be placed on logs, e-mails, and teh funney. The material needs to be pretty far out to be accepted. If it appears to be shopped for the purposes of lying, we will send death robots to your house. Nobody wants to be exfoliated to death, my friends.

If you would like to see a player on this site, tough shit: that player will need to be able to contend with the likes of Kali and Daisie in terms of the crazy, or with the Wapanese crew in terms of "FUCK, THESE PEOPLE ARE RETARDEDLY ANNOYING." Note that we spent over six months trying to ignore the Wapanese crew before breaking down, and that I would consider removing them except one of them tried to sue me and I just ain't that forgiving.

The best way to gauge whether the player you wish to suggest is suitable or not is to envision a steel death cage wherein Kali, Daisie, and the Wapanese crew are all hitting each other with catheters. If they would last more than a few minutes, we may consider them. May.

Submissions go to sukael at gmail dot com.