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[21:06] Break Miyama: *enters church of Chaos, enters confession booth, sits down on bench*

[21:07] Break Miyama: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

[21:07] RPGDreamr: *slides open the speech hole*

[21:07] RPGDreamr: How long has it been since your last confession?

[21:07] Break Miyama: Approximately seven minutes.

[21:07] RPGDreamr: What do you have to confess, my child?

[21:08] Break Miyama: Though I did not join with the intent of becoming part of the community - in fact, I wished to raise hell within it - that does not change the fact that I am now tainted.

[21:08] Break Miyama: Father, I....I signed up for Gaia Online.

[21:09] RPGDreamr: *slight gasp*

[21:09] RPGDreamr: Wh...and why, my son, did you do such a thing?

[21:09] Break Miyama: I wished to raise hell within their walls, as previously stated. To get in, I had to don the identity of one of them, however briefly...

[21:10] Break Miyama: Am I doomed, Father?

[21:10] RPGDreamr: Nearly, nearly. Yet, there is one penance great enough to remove such a stain.

[21:10] Break Miyama: I'll do anything.

[21:10] Break Miyama: Well, nearly anything.

[21:10] RPGDreamr: First, what else do you have to confess?

[21:11] Break Miyama: That's about it. I told you the rest of my sins when I was here ten or so minutes ago.

[21:12] Break Miyama: You know, the incident with the particle accelerator and the freak lightning bolt accident...

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Well, first you must seek out the wise Martial Arts master of the East. Then, once there, you must court his Sorceress daughter without him knowning, until he finds out, after which you must fight and beat him to prove your worthiness as a husband. Yet, do not kill him, as you must show compassion and get his +5 Dex gloves. Then, you must go to Miscellaneous Town, and there, in the bar, you will find the Drunk Knight, whom you will get in trouble and get thrown out of the bar,

[21:13] RPGDreamr: There, you will have to find his helmet which he misplaced in the forest of mystery.

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Once found and taken from the Goblin King, he will join your party, and the three of you can proceed to Castle Draco, where you will face unimaginable bat and skeleton horrors.

[21:14] Break Miyama: That's all? Seriously?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: At the top is Lord Draco, scourger of Random World #42, whome has stolen the princess Jasmine.

[21:14] Break Miyama: .....is.....he talking to some gay?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Defeat him, take hte princess, then run as his second reincarnated avatar swoops down for the final attack.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Once you defeat him, watch the credits montage and enjoy the campy music and epilogue.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: After the "special thanks," you will have your penance.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that doesn't sound too hard.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Here, take this.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: It is dangerous to go alone.

[21:15] Break Miyama: But is this Lord Draco talking to some gay?

[21:15] RPGDreamr: *tosses a sword into the booth*

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Damn gay.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that seems fairly simple.

[21:16] Break Miyama: I'll be back in approximately fifteen minutes with the Princess Jasmine.

[21:16] RPGDreamr: Best of luck.

[21:16] Break Miyama: ....I swear, if the princess turns out to be an emissary of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just like during my last penance....