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| + | [23:08] Cainen Alt: You missed the worst feat ever. | ||
| + | [23:08] Break Miyama: wut | ||
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| + | [23:08] Cainen Alt: "Faerie Mysteries Initiate" | ||
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| + | [23:08] Cainen Alt: Basically. | ||
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| + | [23:08] Cainen Alt: You fuck a faerie tagging along with you for 15 minutes and get your INT bonus to HP. | ||
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| + | [23:09] Cainen Alt: I'm not kidding. | ||
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| + | [23:09] Break Miyama: ..... | ||
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| + | [23:09] Break Miyama: THat sounds like something out of FATAL. | ||
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| + | [23:09] Cainen Alt: I will send you the two pages if you don't believe me. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Break Miyama: Or BoED. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Cainen Alt: Nymph's Kiss was mentioned in the same topic. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Cainen Alt: The funny thing? | ||
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| + | [23:10] Cainen Alt: I had the specific Dragon issue it was in. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Cainen Alt: It's the only issue I have. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Break Miyama: What issue? | ||
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| + | [23:10] Cainen Alt: #319. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Break Miyama: I have all the 3.x issues. | ||
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| + | [23:10] Break Miyama: So...alright. | ||
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| + | [23:11] Cainen Alt: "Passions: You and your partner engage in an exuberant sensual act. The ritual leaves both partners invigorated, | ||
| + | allowing you to use your Intelligence modifier instead of your Constitution modifier to determine bonus hit points." | ||
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| + | [23:11] Cainen Alt: FAERIE FUCK FAERIE FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT | ||
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| + | [23:12] Cainen Alt: Oh, do you want to see the even worse part of it? | ||
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| + | [23:12] Cainen Alt: You're required to be an elf of some sort to take this. | ||
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| + | [23:12] Cainen Alt: "Frolics: You and your partner engage in a carefree, joyful gambol featuring hand claps and energetic kicks. At | ||
| + | the end of the ceremony, both partners receive a +4 insight bonus on Perform(dance) and Tumble checks." | ||
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| + | [23:12] Break Miyama: .... | ||
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| + | [23:13] Cainen Alt: "Gyres: You join your partner in a delicate, deliberate dance involving clasped hands and a rigidly timed orbit | ||
| + | around a living flower. You gain a +1 resistance bonus on all saving throws." | ||
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| + | [23:13] Break Miyama: ............ | ||
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| + | [23:13] Cainen Alt: I told you. | ||
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| + | [23:13] Cainen Alt: Worst feat ever. | ||
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| + | [23:13] Break Miyama: Fucking HIPPIES. | ||
Revision as of 06:08, 15 May 2008
[23:08] Cainen Alt: You missed the worst feat ever.
[23:08] Break Miyama: wut
[23:08] Cainen Alt: "Faerie Mysteries Initiate"
[23:08] Cainen Alt: Basically.
[23:08] Cainen Alt: You fuck a faerie tagging along with you for 15 minutes and get your INT bonus to HP.
[23:09] Cainen Alt: I'm not kidding.
[23:09] Break Miyama: .....
[23:09] Break Miyama: THat sounds like something out of FATAL.
[23:09] Cainen Alt: I will send you the two pages if you don't believe me.
[23:10] Break Miyama: Or BoED.
[23:10] Cainen Alt: Nymph's Kiss was mentioned in the same topic.
[23:10] Cainen Alt: The funny thing?
[23:10] Cainen Alt: I had the specific Dragon issue it was in.
[23:10] Cainen Alt: It's the only issue I have.
[23:10] Break Miyama: What issue?
[23:10] Cainen Alt: #319.
[23:10] Break Miyama: I have all the 3.x issues.
[23:10] Break Miyama: So...alright.
[23:11] Cainen Alt: "Passions: You and your partner engage in an exuberant sensual act. The ritual leaves both partners invigorated, allowing you to use your Intelligence modifier instead of your Constitution modifier to determine bonus hit points."
[23:11] Cainen Alt: FAERIE FUCK FAERIE FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
[23:12] Cainen Alt: Oh, do you want to see the even worse part of it?
[23:12] Cainen Alt: You're required to be an elf of some sort to take this.
[23:12] Cainen Alt: "Frolics: You and your partner engage in a carefree, joyful gambol featuring hand claps and energetic kicks. At the end of the ceremony, both partners receive a +4 insight bonus on Perform(dance) and Tumble checks."
[23:12] Break Miyama: ....
[23:13] Cainen Alt: "Gyres: You join your partner in a delicate, deliberate dance involving clasped hands and a rigidly timed orbit around a living flower. You gain a +1 resistance bonus on all saving throws."
[23:13] Break Miyama: ............
[23:13] Cainen Alt: I told you.
[23:13] Cainen Alt: Worst feat ever.
[23:13] Break Miyama: Fucking HIPPIES.
