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RPGDreamr: Sometimes, humanity makes we want to scream.
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[21:06] Break Miyama: *enters church of Chaos, enters confession booth, sits down on bench*
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Break Miyama: Indeed, but what particular aspect of humanity is making you feel this way now?
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[21:07] Break Miyama: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
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RPGDreamr: Eh...
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: *slides open the speech hole*
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RPGDreamr: I just have a really hard time coming to terms with certain people and how they react to things.
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: How long has it been since your last confession?
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RPGDreamr: I have always been the 'silent psychologist.'
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[21:07] Break Miyama: Approximately seven minutes.
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RPGDreamr: Studying and examining everyone around me in order to map out their psyche and understand what they are and why they are what they are
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: What do you have to confess, my child?
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RPGDreamr: Now, most of this is through passive means, although I will admit that I have administered some interesting situations to probe certain areas.
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[21:08] Break Miyama: Though I did not join with the intent of becoming part of the community - in fact, I wished to raise hell within it - that does not change the fact that I am now tainted.
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RPGDreamr: Anywho, the point is that I find the mind to be a facinating thing and always venture to understand others'.
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[21:08] Break Miyama: Father, I....I signed up for Gaia Online.
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RPGDreamr: I suppose that is partially why ZA bugs the absolute hell out of me, but that's a different conversation.
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[21:09] RPGDreamr: *slight gasp*
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RPGDreamr: One thing that comes up more and more frequently with those I associate with is the topic of "ex's."
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[21:09] RPGDreamr: Wh...and why, my son, did you do such a thing?
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Break Miyama: Ah.
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[21:09] Break Miyama: I wished to raise hell within their walls, as previously stated. To get in, I had to don the identity of one of them, however briefly...
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Break Miyama: Be assured the topic won't come up with me just yet, though. =P
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[21:10] Break Miyama: Am I doomed, Father?
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RPGDreamr: And it always, always ends up revolving around the same 'oh, but we were perfect,' 'so-and-so was my one true someone,' 'how can I ever go on?'
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[21:10] RPGDreamr: Nearly, nearly. Yet, there is one penance great enough to remove such a stain.
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RPGDreamr: And it's all just so absolutely assanine. I can't tell you how utterly stupid and selfish it makes people sound.
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[21:10] Break Miyama: I'll do anything.
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RPGDreamr: It is as if they have no concept for what is really going on around them, or any understanding or appreciation for life at all - hell, even appreciation for the fact that they were able to enter into a relationship in the first place!
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[21:10] Break Miyama: Well, nearly anything.
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Break Miyama: This is very true.
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[21:10] RPGDreamr: First, what else do you have to confess?
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RPGDreamr: It is one of the single most irrational and worthless things a person can lead themselves through.
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[21:11] Break Miyama: That's about it. I told you the rest of my sins when I was here ten or so minutes ago.
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RPGDreamr: It isn't "dealing with it."
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[21:12] Break Miyama: You know, the incident with the particle accelerator and the freak lightning bolt accident...
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Break Miyama: Take Josh, for instance.
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: Well, first you must seek out the wise Martial Arts master of the East. Then, once there, you must court his Sorceress daughter without him knowning, until he finds out, after which you must fight and beat him to prove your worthiness as a husband. Yet, do not kill him, as you must show compassion and get his +5 Dex gloves. Then, you must go to Miscellaneous Town, and there, in the bar, you will find the Drunk Knight, whom you will get in trouble and get thrown out of the bar,
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RPGDreamr: Dealing with it is moving forward.
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: There, you will have to find his helmet which he misplaced in the forest of mystery.
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RPGDreamr: This is sticking in it,.
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: Once found and taken from the Goblin King, he will join your party, and the three of you can proceed to Castle Draco, where you will face unimaginable bat and skeleton horrors.
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RPGDreamr: Josh?
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[21:14] Break Miyama: That's all? Seriously?
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Break Miyama: Fairly recently, he came fairly close to breaking up with his girlfriend.
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: At the top is Lord Draco, scourger of Random World #42, whome has stolen the princess Jasmine.
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Break Miyama: And it was almost like seeing a negative image of him.
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[21:14] Break Miyama: .....is.....he talking to some gay?
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RPGDreamr: We're all fucking nuts...
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: Defeat him, take hte princess, then run as his second reincarnated avatar swoops down for the final attack.
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Break Miyama: Yes.
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: Once you defeat him, watch the credits montage and enjoy the campy music and epilogue.
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Break Miyama: I dislike the fact that people tend to be too hard on themselves for the most insignificant of reason.
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: After the "special thanks," you will have your penance.
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Break Miyama: But something scares me...
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[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that doesn't sound too hard.
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Break Miyama: ....that if I were in their situation, I would react similarly.
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: Here, take this.
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Break Miyama: I know this, and I HATE it.
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: It is dangerous to go alone.
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RPGDreamr: That 'being too hard on themselves' is a form of security, as odd as that sounds. It allows them to feel as if they had control over the situation, even though they failed to successfully control it. It's sadistically more comforting than acknowledgeing, in many cases, the outside or inherent factors involved.
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[21:15] Break Miyama: But is this Lord Draco talking to some gay?
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Break Miyama: It's almost ironic that I may find myself becoming what I hate - someone who sulks over something that is, in the stretch of one's entire lifespan, nothing more than a blip.
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: *tosses a sword into the booth*
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Break Miyama: Don't you find it strange that people can actually take on aspects that they consciously reject?
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: Damn gay.
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RPGDreamr: The trick is to realize that, tag it, and overcome it.
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[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that seems fairly simple.
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RPGDreamr: Indeed it is.
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[21:16] Break Miyama: I'll be back in approximately fifteen minutes with the Princess Jasmine.
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RPGDreamr: However,
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[21:16] RPGDreamr: Best of luck.
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RPGDreamr: although we ultimately have control over ourselves, that is not to say that we have total control to lead ourselves.
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[21:16] Break Miyama: ....I swear, if the princess turns out to be an emissary of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just like during my last penance....
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RPGDreamr: Experiencing such patches, weaknesses, gaps in consciousness - they are not the result of a failure and worth hating oneself for, rather, they are inevitablilities that one must recognize and overcome when confronted.
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RPGDreamr: It is not bad and wrong in and of itself to initially at some point reach one of those points.
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RPGDreamr: What is bad is staying there, blind, deaf, and dumb.
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Break Miyama: I suppose that's true.
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Break Miyama: Though that may be difficult, because I try to avoid said points altogether.
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RPGDreamr: Heh
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RPGDreamr: And that's fine, infact, it is ideal.
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RPGDreamr: However, should you come to one, it is not to say that you are a failure or that you are worthy of some disdain.
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Break Miyama: ....alright.
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RPGDreamr: ?
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Break Miyama: Well, I can only hope that someone slaps some sense into me, should I reach those dreaded points of weakness. =P
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RPGDreamr: lol
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RPGDreamr: Just lock away a 'Strategic Logic Reserve' in your brain for such occasions.
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Break Miyama: "Break Glass In Case of Weeabooness"
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RPGDreamr: lol
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RPGDreamr: Kaerb, we all have a little Weaboo in us.
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Current revision as of 04:19, 8 April 2007

[21:06] Break Miyama: *enters church of Chaos, enters confession booth, sits down on bench*

[21:07] Break Miyama: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

[21:07] RPGDreamr: *slides open the speech hole*

[21:07] RPGDreamr: How long has it been since your last confession?

[21:07] Break Miyama: Approximately seven minutes.

[21:07] RPGDreamr: What do you have to confess, my child?

[21:08] Break Miyama: Though I did not join with the intent of becoming part of the community - in fact, I wished to raise hell within it - that does not change the fact that I am now tainted.

[21:08] Break Miyama: Father, I....I signed up for Gaia Online.

[21:09] RPGDreamr: *slight gasp*

[21:09] RPGDreamr: Wh...and why, my son, did you do such a thing?

[21:09] Break Miyama: I wished to raise hell within their walls, as previously stated. To get in, I had to don the identity of one of them, however briefly...

[21:10] Break Miyama: Am I doomed, Father?

[21:10] RPGDreamr: Nearly, nearly. Yet, there is one penance great enough to remove such a stain.

[21:10] Break Miyama: I'll do anything.

[21:10] Break Miyama: Well, nearly anything.

[21:10] RPGDreamr: First, what else do you have to confess?

[21:11] Break Miyama: That's about it. I told you the rest of my sins when I was here ten or so minutes ago.

[21:12] Break Miyama: You know, the incident with the particle accelerator and the freak lightning bolt accident...

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Well, first you must seek out the wise Martial Arts master of the East. Then, once there, you must court his Sorceress daughter without him knowning, until he finds out, after which you must fight and beat him to prove your worthiness as a husband. Yet, do not kill him, as you must show compassion and get his +5 Dex gloves. Then, you must go to Miscellaneous Town, and there, in the bar, you will find the Drunk Knight, whom you will get in trouble and get thrown out of the bar,

[21:13] RPGDreamr: There, you will have to find his helmet which he misplaced in the forest of mystery.

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Once found and taken from the Goblin King, he will join your party, and the three of you can proceed to Castle Draco, where you will face unimaginable bat and skeleton horrors.

[21:14] Break Miyama: That's all? Seriously?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: At the top is Lord Draco, scourger of Random World #42, whome has stolen the princess Jasmine.

[21:14] Break Miyama: .....is.....he talking to some gay?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Defeat him, take hte princess, then run as his second reincarnated avatar swoops down for the final attack.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Once you defeat him, watch the credits montage and enjoy the campy music and epilogue.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: After the "special thanks," you will have your penance.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that doesn't sound too hard.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Here, take this.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: It is dangerous to go alone.

[21:15] Break Miyama: But is this Lord Draco talking to some gay?

[21:15] RPGDreamr: *tosses a sword into the booth*

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Damn gay.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that seems fairly simple.

[21:16] Break Miyama: I'll be back in approximately fifteen minutes with the Princess Jasmine.

[21:16] RPGDreamr: Best of luck.

[21:16] Break Miyama: ....I swear, if the princess turns out to be an emissary of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just like during my last penance....

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