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[20:39] Break Miyama: Greetings.
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[21:06] Break Miyama: *enters church of Chaos, enters confession booth, sits down on bench*
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[20:41] Createdandmade: howdy, what's up?
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[21:07] Break Miyama: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
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[20:41] Break Miyama: Not much. I'm merely....bored.
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: *slides open the speech hole*
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[20:42] Createdandmade: so you talk to me when you're bored? therefore I entertain you? YAY!!!!
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: How long has it been since your last confession?
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[20:42] Break Miyama: >_> Well, think what you will.
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[21:07] Break Miyama: Approximately seven minutes.
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[20:42] Createdandmade: I normally do.
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[21:07] RPGDreamr: What do you have to confess, my child?
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[20:42] Break Miyama: Perhaps this may be interpreted as "I haven't much better things to do".
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[21:08] Break Miyama: Though I did not join with the intent of becoming part of the community - in fact, I wished to raise hell within it - that does not change the fact that I am now tainted.
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[20:43] Createdandmade: but talking to me is still better than killing yourself. so YAY!!!
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[21:08] Break Miyama: Father, I....I signed up for Gaia Online.
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[20:43] Break Miyama: o_)
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[21:09] RPGDreamr: *slight gasp*
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[20:43] Break Miyama: o_0
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[21:09] RPGDreamr: Wh...and why, my son, did you do such a thing?
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[20:43] Break Miyama: Killing myself? I haven't a clue as to why I would do such a thing.
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[21:09] Break Miyama: I wished to raise hell within their walls, as previously stated. To get in, I had to don the identity of one of them, however briefly...
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[20:44] Createdandmade: hopefully you wouldn't
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[21:10] Break Miyama: Am I doomed, Father?
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[20:45] Break Miyama: It's an illogical and ultimately selfish act.
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[21:10] RPGDreamr: Nearly, nearly. Yet, there is one penance great enough to remove such a stain.
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[20:45] Createdandmade: that it is
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[21:10] Break Miyama: I'll do anything.
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[20:46] Break Miyama: Akin to obsession or an inferiority complex.
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[21:10] Break Miyama: Well, nearly anything.
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[20:46] Break Miyama: THe latter of which bothers me greatly, as I know someone who has such a complex to a great degree.
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[21:10] RPGDreamr: First, what else do you have to confess?
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[20:46] Break Miyama: Pardon if I am shoveling my thoughts upon you, but will you hear me out?
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[21:11] Break Miyama: That's about it. I told you the rest of my sins when I was here ten or so minutes ago.
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[20:47] Createdandmade: of course
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[21:12] Break Miyama: You know, the incident with the particle accelerator and the freak lightning bolt accident...
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[20:47] Break Miyama: To begin with, I'm sure you've heard of the college of UCLA, correct?
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: Well, first you must seek out the wise Martial Arts master of the East. Then, once there, you must court his Sorceress daughter without him knowning, until he finds out, after which you must fight and beat him to prove your worthiness as a husband. Yet, do not kill him, as you must show compassion and get his +5 Dex gloves. Then, you must go to Miscellaneous Town, and there, in the bar, you will find the Drunk Knight, whom you will get in trouble and get thrown out of the bar,
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[20:48] Createdandmade: yes
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: There, you will have to find his helmet which he misplaced in the forest of mystery.
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[20:48] Break Miyama: A friend - and I use the term in a fairly loose sense - thinks that she will not get in.
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[21:13] RPGDreamr: Once found and taken from the Goblin King, he will join your party, and the three of you can proceed to Castle Draco, where you will face unimaginable bat and skeleton horrors.
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[20:49] Break Miyama: She has a GPA above 4.0, and scored well above 2200 on her practice SAT exam, which bodes well, seeing as her
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[21:14] Break Miyama: That's all? Seriously?
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score will likely improve when she does take the actual exam.
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[20:50] Break Miyama: Of course, this is not my problem, but her attitude concerning the entire ordeal is simply pathetic and
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: At the top is Lord Draco, scourger of Random World #42, whome has stolen the princess Jasmine.
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selfish.
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[20:50] Break Miyama: It annoys me greatly.
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[21:14] Break Miyama: .....is.....he talking to some gay?
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[20:50] Createdandmade: have you told her that?
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: Defeat him, take hte princess, then run as his second reincarnated avatar swoops down for the final attack.
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[20:50] Break Miyama: Yes.
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: Once you defeat him, watch the credits montage and enjoy the campy music and epilogue.
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[20:51] Break Miyama: Many times.
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[21:14] RPGDreamr: After the "special thanks," you will have your penance.
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[20:51] Break Miyama: She insists that she will not get into college with no less than a 2400 SAT score, and a
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[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that doesn't sound too hard.
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four-point-god-knows-what GPA.
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[20:52] Break Miyama: Because she is Japanese, she also says that any affirmative action programs in place will decrease her chances
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: Here, take this.
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of getting in, due to the already high amount of Asian students present.
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[20:53] Break Miyama: The attitude is obviously pathetic and unrealistic, but some explanation is required as to why I consider it
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: It is dangerous to go alone.
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selfish.
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[20:53] Break Miyama: That is, of course, disregarding the possibility that you may know why to begin with.
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[21:15] Break Miyama: But is this Lord Draco talking to some gay?
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[20:54] Createdandmade: it is disregarding that possibility isn't it?
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: *tosses a sword into the booth*
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[20:55] Break Miyama: That depends. Do you know why such an attitude is selfish?
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[21:15] RPGDreamr: Damn gay.
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[20:57] Createdandmade: I think it is selfish because then they are trying to get attention from others and are doing that by getting
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[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that seems fairly simple.
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appaise from others, because they are telling her that she is wrong
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[20:57] Break Miyama: I'd agree were it not for the fact that she actually believes it.
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[21:16] Break Miyama: I'll be back in approximately fifteen minutes with the Princess Jasmine.
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[20:58] Createdandmade: then why is it selfish?
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[21:16] RPGDreamr: Best of luck.
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[20:59] Break Miyama: Because this attitude was conceived in utter ignorance of all else who apply for college.
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[21:16] Break Miyama: ....I swear, if the princess turns out to be an emissary of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just like during my last penance....
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[21:00] Break Miyama: I, myself, am Asian. My SAT scores and GPA are well below hers.
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[21:00] Break Miyama: What is she effectively saying about my chances of ever making it to college?
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[21:01] Break Miyama: This sickening attitude of "poor me" ignores all those in much worse academic situations (though pretty much
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anything lower than her current standing may very well be considered a disaster to her).
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[21:02] Break Miyama: Why work yourself this much harder and have such a bloody ignorant concern over your acceptance to college when
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you have hit the academic ceiling of excellence?
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[21:03] Break Miyama: She goes to a well known, relatively prestigious and difficult ACADEMY, for the love of God, and she is
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attaining such grades.
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[21:03] Createdandmade: I understand now, have you told her that?
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[21:04] Break Miyama: Not to this much of a ranting degree.
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[21:04] Break Miyama: IT would be irrational on my own part to be angry over such a situation.
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[21:04] Break Miyama: But I have made it perfectly clear to her that I think she is being ignorant and selfish.
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Current revision as of 04:19, 8 April 2007

[21:06] Break Miyama: *enters church of Chaos, enters confession booth, sits down on bench*

[21:07] Break Miyama: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...

[21:07] RPGDreamr: *slides open the speech hole*

[21:07] RPGDreamr: How long has it been since your last confession?

[21:07] Break Miyama: Approximately seven minutes.

[21:07] RPGDreamr: What do you have to confess, my child?

[21:08] Break Miyama: Though I did not join with the intent of becoming part of the community - in fact, I wished to raise hell within it - that does not change the fact that I am now tainted.

[21:08] Break Miyama: Father, I....I signed up for Gaia Online.

[21:09] RPGDreamr: *slight gasp*

[21:09] RPGDreamr: Wh...and why, my son, did you do such a thing?

[21:09] Break Miyama: I wished to raise hell within their walls, as previously stated. To get in, I had to don the identity of one of them, however briefly...

[21:10] Break Miyama: Am I doomed, Father?

[21:10] RPGDreamr: Nearly, nearly. Yet, there is one penance great enough to remove such a stain.

[21:10] Break Miyama: I'll do anything.

[21:10] Break Miyama: Well, nearly anything.

[21:10] RPGDreamr: First, what else do you have to confess?

[21:11] Break Miyama: That's about it. I told you the rest of my sins when I was here ten or so minutes ago.

[21:12] Break Miyama: You know, the incident with the particle accelerator and the freak lightning bolt accident...

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Well, first you must seek out the wise Martial Arts master of the East. Then, once there, you must court his Sorceress daughter without him knowning, until he finds out, after which you must fight and beat him to prove your worthiness as a husband. Yet, do not kill him, as you must show compassion and get his +5 Dex gloves. Then, you must go to Miscellaneous Town, and there, in the bar, you will find the Drunk Knight, whom you will get in trouble and get thrown out of the bar,

[21:13] RPGDreamr: There, you will have to find his helmet which he misplaced in the forest of mystery.

[21:13] RPGDreamr: Once found and taken from the Goblin King, he will join your party, and the three of you can proceed to Castle Draco, where you will face unimaginable bat and skeleton horrors.

[21:14] Break Miyama: That's all? Seriously?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: At the top is Lord Draco, scourger of Random World #42, whome has stolen the princess Jasmine.

[21:14] Break Miyama: .....is.....he talking to some gay?

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Defeat him, take hte princess, then run as his second reincarnated avatar swoops down for the final attack.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: Once you defeat him, watch the credits montage and enjoy the campy music and epilogue.

[21:14] RPGDreamr: After the "special thanks," you will have your penance.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that doesn't sound too hard.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Here, take this.

[21:15] RPGDreamr: It is dangerous to go alone.

[21:15] Break Miyama: But is this Lord Draco talking to some gay?

[21:15] RPGDreamr: *tosses a sword into the booth*

[21:15] RPGDreamr: Damn gay.

[21:15] Break Miyama: Well, that seems fairly simple.

[21:16] Break Miyama: I'll be back in approximately fifteen minutes with the Princess Jasmine.

[21:16] RPGDreamr: Best of luck.

[21:16] Break Miyama: ....I swear, if the princess turns out to be an emissary of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just like during my last penance....

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