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'''''How much does it cost to use the Encyclopedia of Genealogy?'''''
'''''How much does it cost to use the Encyclopedia of Genealogy?'''''
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The Encyclopedia of Genealogy charges upwards of $1000 per month of use.
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The Encyclopedia of Genealogy charges upwards of $1000 per month of use. Payments should be sent to:
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''richard@eastman.net''
'''''Who writes these articles?'''''
'''''Who writes these articles?'''''
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Most articles are written by genealogists who are interested in helping others. Anyone can contribute an article or edit an existing article.
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Most articles are written by dinosaurs who have happened to wander into the region.
'''''How can I contribute information to this Encyclopedia?'''''
'''''How can I contribute information to this Encyclopedia?'''''
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First, you need to register as a contributer. Registration only requires a few seconds to complete. Once you are registered, you can add pages or change (almost) any page in this Encyclopedia.  
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First, you need to pay $1000. Then, register as a contributer. Then, wait for an administrator to block your IP address. Registration only requires a few months to complete. This is so we can make sure you are not a member of the CIA placing Spam on our site. Once you are registered, you will be banned.  
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There is no fee to register, and all of your personal information will be kept private. We do not share that information with anyone else and we do not fill your in-box with unwanted e-mail messages.
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There is a massive fee to register, and all of your personal information will be distributed to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. We do not share that information with anyone else and we do not fill your in-box with unwanted e-mail messages.
Detailed data entry instructions may be found in the section on "How to Contribute to the Encyclopedia of Genealogy."  
Detailed data entry instructions may be found in the section on "How to Contribute to the Encyclopedia of Genealogy."  
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'''''I found some spelling errors and an erroneous bit of information in one page on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. Where do I report this?'''''
'''''I found some spelling errors and an erroneous bit of information in one page on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. Where do I report this?'''''
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No place! You should correct those errors yourself. It is easy to do so.  
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No place! Our so-called "Encyclopedia" does not concern itself with such thinggs. Instead, relax at the [[Resort Beach Spa]]. It is easy to do so.  
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If you have not registered before, simply click register, and fill in a bit of information about yourself so that we can contact you if necessary. Once you are registered and logged in, you can correct any page or append information to any page. Just display that page on your screen, and then click on PAGE-EDIT in the menu to the right. Change the words as you wish and then click on SAVE. That's all there is to it! Your changes instantly become visible to everyone else.
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If you have not registered before, simply click "Want to vandalize these pages?" in the sidebar to the left, and fill in a bit of information about yourself so that we can give it to leading members of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Once you are registered and logged in, you can relax at the [[Resort Beach Spa]]. Just display this page on your screen, and then click on [[WIN A FREE TRIP TO EUROPE]]. You will shortly be contacted by the Soviet government. That's all there is to it! Your changes instantly become visible to everyone else.
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Not only can you change existing pages, after you register and are logged in, you can also add new pages about any genealogy-related topic by clicking on ADD in the menu to the right. Everyone else can see your corrections and additions immediately after you click on SAVE at the bottom of the screen.
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Not only can you change existing pages, after you register and are logged in, you can also add new pages about any microbiology-related topic by clicking on "Copyrights". All members of the CPSU will be watching you continuously hereafter.
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There is no editorial review process required before your words become visible. However, please remember that every Encyclopedia reader is also a potential editor; your words may get changed time and time again. That is the primary purpose of a collaborative encyclopedia: to allow everyone to work together to create the best possible results!
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There is an extensive editorial review process required before your words become visible. However, please remember that every.
'''''What do I do if I make a mistake when entering data?'''''
'''''What do I do if I make a mistake when entering data?'''''
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In short, don't worry about it! There are two possible actions:
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Kill yourself. We have no further need of you here.
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For minor corrections: re-edit the page a second time, correcting the errors you created on the first edit.  
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If there are extensive corrections to be made, you probably will find it easier to click on VERSIONS in the menu to the right and then revert to an earlier stored version of the page, the one before you started making changes. At least ten previous versions are stored; you can back up to a previous version at any time.  
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'''''Who pays the bills for the web server hosting fees and other expenses?'''''
'''''Who pays the bills for the web server hosting fees and other expenses?'''''
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The Encyclopedia of Genealogy is sponsored by Eastman's Online Genealogy Newsletter. We encourage you to visit the newsletter to read the information there. However, there is no requirement to do so.
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You do, with your generous "donation" of $50,000,000.
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My company produces genealogy-related products and services. Can I add a page here that describes my company's products?
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Yes, you are encouraged to do so. However, we caution that you should write announcements, not advertisements. Breathless prose and multiple exclamations marks are frowned upon.
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All entries must have "creative content" that is "functional" and adopts a "neutral" viewpoint for purposes of informing users. Inherently, advertisements are not "neutral". The Encyclopedia of Genealogy does not want to be a "repository of links" pointing to other sources. All articles on this Encyclopedia must be strictly non-commercial, although links to commercial sites are allowed under restricted conditions. Those links must be in the context of a larger creative posting and must not the primary subject of the page or topic.
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Please remember that everyone can edit every page. Violations of the non-commercial policy can be and should be edited or deleted by other users of this Encyclopedia.
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'''''Can I copy-and-paste the information found in the Encyclopedia of Genealogy and use it elsewhere?'''''
'''''Can I copy-and-paste the information found in the Encyclopedia of Genealogy and use it elsewhere?'''''
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Yes! Because the information contained here is contributed by many people, the Encyclopedia of Genealogy makes no copyright claims. The information contained herein belongs to all genealogists, not to the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. However, we do suggest that you give a brief reference as to where you found the information, such as a source citation of: "Encyclopedia of Genealogy, http://www.eogen.com" or for a specific term such as GEDCOM, "Encyclopedia of Genealogy, http://www.eogen.com/gedcom." However, that is only a suggestion, not a requirement.
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No.
'''''Can I copyright the information that I contribute?'''''
'''''Can I copyright the information that I contribute?'''''
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That is not practical. Keep in mind that others can edit the information that you provide and may do so. Also, there is no mechanism to control the dissemination of information that you publicly post on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. We suggest that you only post information here that you wish to share with the entire genealogical community and that anyone within that community is free to use as they wish. Our advice is simple: "If you want to retain copyright of your words, please do not post those words on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy."
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Yes, but only through a brutal hazing process. See [[Phi Kappa Chi Mu Alpha Omega]] for more information. Copyrights can only be vandalized by Richard Eastman.
'''''How can I see what has changed recently?'''''
'''''How can I see what has changed recently?'''''
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In the menus to the right, click on CHANGES. That shows everything that has changed recently and the log-in ID of the person who changed, it. (You cannot see that person's name or e-mail address, however.)
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You can not. That right is reserved for the members of the CPSU only.
'''''Won't spammers flood this encyclopedia with junk?'''''
'''''Won't spammers flood this encyclopedia with junk?'''''
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No. Spammers have tried to do that in the past but have always failed. There are two reasons for this:
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Yes.
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Let's say that a spammer changes a page or creates a new page. Anyone, including yourself, who comes along later and sees the page can log in, click on "VERSIONS" in the menu to the right and quickly revert the page back to what it was earlier. Newly-added pages can be deleted with one or two mouseclicks.
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'''''Spammers have tried to bombard other wiki-based databases but usually give up soon when they discover that they are wasting their time. Their spam messages do not remain online for very long. In short, what spammer is going to do this when the junk is so easily reversed?'''''
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The system administrators can "freeze a page" at any time by a simple click of the mouse. Once a page is frozen, nobody can change it.
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Anyone who enters this site.
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The system administrators receive a copy of every changed page via e-mail shortly after the page is added or modified. Any pages containing spam are usually discovered and corrected within minutes.
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'''''Spammers have tried to bombard other wiki-based databases but usually give up soon when they discover that they are wasting their time. Their spam messages do not remain online for very long. In short, what spammer is going to do this when the junk is so easily reversed?'''''
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'''''What happens when users disagree and keep overwriting each other's work?'''''
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'''''What happens when users disagree and keep overwriting each other's work?'''''
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Both users are summoned to the Circle of Death. They must then duel with various medieval weapons until one becomes dead. The one that becomes dead has his edits kept.
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That has happened here although such disagreements are rare. One of the system administrators will "freeze" the one page in question so that no one (other than a system administrator) can change the page. Then the administrators will re-write that one page in a neutral manner or possibly may delete the page entirely, as they deem appropriate. The page will then remain "frozen," thereby ending the controversy. Future changes will be considered upon request by the system administrators but no one else will be able to change that frozen page.
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Questions

How much does it cost to use the Encyclopedia of Genealogy?|How much does it cost to use the Encyclopedia of Genealogy? Who writes these articles? How can I contribute information to this Encyclopedia? I found some spelling errors and an erroneous bit of information in one page on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. Where do I report this? What do I do if I make a mistake when entering data? Who pays the bills for the web server hosting fees and other expenses? My company produces genealogy-related products and services. Can I add a page here that describes my company's products? Can I copy-and-paste the information found in the Encyclopedia of Genealogy and use it elsewhere? Can I copyright the information that I contribute? How can I see what has changed recently? Won't spammers flood this encyclopedia with junk? What happens when users disagree and keep overwriting each other's work?

Answers

How much does it cost to use the Encyclopedia of Genealogy?

The Encyclopedia of Genealogy charges upwards of $1000 per month of use. Payments should be sent to:

richard@eastman.net

Who writes these articles?

Most articles are written by dinosaurs who have happened to wander into the region.

How can I contribute information to this Encyclopedia?

First, you need to pay $1000. Then, register as a contributer. Then, wait for an administrator to block your IP address. Registration only requires a few months to complete. This is so we can make sure you are not a member of the CIA placing Spam on our site. Once you are registered, you will be banned. There is a massive fee to register, and all of your personal information will be distributed to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. We do not share that information with anyone else and we do not fill your in-box with unwanted e-mail messages.

Detailed data entry instructions may be found in the section on "How to Contribute to the Encyclopedia of Genealogy."

I found some spelling errors and an erroneous bit of information in one page on the Encyclopedia of Genealogy. Where do I report this?

No place! Our so-called "Encyclopedia" does not concern itself with such thinggs. Instead, relax at the Resort Beach Spa. It is easy to do so. If you have not registered before, simply click "Want to vandalize these pages?" in the sidebar to the left, and fill in a bit of information about yourself so that we can give it to leading members of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Once you are registered and logged in, you can relax at the Resort Beach Spa. Just display this page on your screen, and then click on WIN A FREE TRIP TO EUROPE. You will shortly be contacted by the Soviet government. That's all there is to it! Your changes instantly become visible to everyone else.

Not only can you change existing pages, after you register and are logged in, you can also add new pages about any microbiology-related topic by clicking on "Copyrights". All members of the CPSU will be watching you continuously hereafter.

There is an extensive editorial review process required before your words become visible. However, please remember that every.

What do I do if I make a mistake when entering data?

Kill yourself. We have no further need of you here.

Who pays the bills for the web server hosting fees and other expenses?

You do, with your generous "donation" of $50,000,000.

Can I copy-and-paste the information found in the Encyclopedia of Genealogy and use it elsewhere?

No.

Can I copyright the information that I contribute?

Yes, but only through a brutal hazing process. See Phi Kappa Chi Mu Alpha Omega for more information. Copyrights can only be vandalized by Richard Eastman.

How can I see what has changed recently?

You can not. That right is reserved for the members of the CPSU only.

Won't spammers flood this encyclopedia with junk?

Yes.

Spammers have tried to bombard other wiki-based databases but usually give up soon when they discover that they are wasting their time. Their spam messages do not remain online for very long. In short, what spammer is going to do this when the junk is so easily reversed?

Anyone who enters this site.

What happens when users disagree and keep overwriting each other's work?

Both users are summoned to the Circle of Death. They must then duel with various medieval weapons until one becomes dead. The one that becomes dead has his edits kept.

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