Atlasian Bible Study
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| - | '''Atlasian Bible Study''' is an official Bible study group organized in the rural Southeast Region for evangelicals and Catholics who intend to "keep the Bible alive in a heathen time". Liberal Christians are better than fundamentalists, however. | + | '''Atlasian Bible Study''' is an official Bible study group organized in the rural Southeast Region for evangelicals and Catholics who intend to "keep the Bible alive in a heathen time". Liberal Christians are better than fundamentalists, however. Because of course, obviously, being a cosmopolitan who believes that God is some rainbow-colored homosexual who thinks that Hir kingdom is intended for the bourgeoisie of all colors is exactly what the Ba'm teaches, and the real enemies of the Lard are actually a bunch of rednecks in Tennessee that oppose forced diversity. Oh wait, that is also what the religious right believes. |
== 2007 Winning States == | == 2007 Winning States == | ||
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Tennessee - 11 | Tennessee - 11 | ||
South Carolina - 11 | South Carolina - 11 | ||
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== Map of counties by evangelical population == | == Map of counties by evangelical population == | ||
Current revision as of 16:37, 13 May 2018
Atlasian Bible Study is an official Bible study group organized in the rural Southeast Region for evangelicals and Catholics who intend to "keep the Bible alive in a heathen time". Liberal Christians are better than fundamentalists, however. Because of course, obviously, being a cosmopolitan who believes that God is some rainbow-colored homosexual who thinks that Hir kingdom is intended for the bourgeoisie of all colors is exactly what the Ba'm teaches, and the real enemies of the Lard are actually a bunch of rednecks in Tennessee that oppose forced diversity. Oh wait, that is also what the religious right believes.
2007 Winning States
Alabama - 15 Mississippi - 12 Arkansas - 12 Tennessee - 11 South Carolina - 11
Ouch, arkansas sure is godly oh crud oh crud
Map of counties by evangelical population
File:Religion map southeast.jpg
