Random Jokes

From Aggiegreenhouse

==Spiritual Stories== How God can act in a life in funny ways

• God, please send me some milk.

==Telemarketers== 3 Tips for handling unwanted telephone calls

• 1. Hold on please ...
• 2. Do you ever get those annoying phone calls ...
• 3. Junk Mail Help ...

and

• 4. One of Andy Rooney's (60 Minutes) ideas.

==Management Lessons== 6 Quick 5-minute classes in leadership skills ...

• A man is getting into the shower
• The priest and the nun
• A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager
• An eagle was sitting on a tree
• A turkey was chatting with a bull
• A little bird was flying south

==Baby Jokes== 7 Reasons not to confuse the issue with children ...

• Jonah and the Whale
• What are you drawing?
• Discussing the Ten Commandments
• Watching her mother do the dishes
• Buy a school photograph
• A lesson in circulation of the blood
• In line for the cafeteria