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The Great Gatsby was an immaculate gentleman with the taste for the dark meat. One may have called this flamboyant character a pimp in modern times, as he rode in a pimptastic bright yellow car and wore a cape made of mink. He also carried a bright golden cane that he used to smite the proud ho that would backtalk him frome er and er. Indeed, he even garnered the nickname "Powder Puff" because of his constant use of baby powder whenever the need to smack a bitch up arose.

In this way, the Great Gatsby shares absolutely no relation to the awesomeness of AD and its inhabitants, but there is a complete fact that must be stated here: F. Scott Fitzgerald whored his way through college by becoming a gay hooker and sold crystal meth on the side.

-The above was written under an oath of truth.


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You are so still the Great Gatsby, bitch.

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