Bherman

From Adultswimaction

bherman is a giant floating head that has strange plan's of taking over the world and making the world into a giant chess board and everyone a pawn in it.

He likes to laugh evilly often, so often infact that it gets really annoying.

He has a really messed up way if typing and is a terrible speller. He uses no astricks, or capital letters andthe g on the end of words with ing. Ex: man why do i have to type like the way that bherman types? i mean come on its liek totlaly messed up, he just keeps on typin and typin and and doesnt seem to kno when to shut up i mean gaw. he like totally abbrs almost every word like u, yrs, l8er, (which is stupid because he doesnt need the e in there), etc but he doesnt abbr are he still types out are insted of r, yea not only crazy but retarded.

Speaking of crazy. He is really crazy! No lie, he actually spent several years locked up in a straight jacket in a padded room. He is so crazy that the term "crack pot theories" was renamed bherms, and he was also dubbed the king of crack pot theories. The crown is a Burger King birthday paper crown.

He is also known to call everyone by nicknames of his own making that are completely different from their screen names.

BELIEVE IT!

Bherm also has this way of working sexual innuendos or even just the topic of sex itself into nearly any conversation. Hawt.

A.K.A. "Pervy Hermie"

A comment by pierrot-le-fou

What ever happened to the "Scar's Gardening Service" story you were going to write?