OMNI-Enforcer

From Adultswimaction

OMNI is a Native American word for "Paper Towel." He is a Grizzly Bear with lazer eyes. He first came into contact with Native peoples in the year 4853. They didn't know what to make of an animal with that kind of power so they left it alone...for a little. In the Spring of 4854 an accident involving a Tooth Brush, Arnold Palmer, and Elmo left OMNI near dead. He lost all trust with people after that horrible incident. After years of hiding he finaly got up the courage to go to Time Traveling School. There he learned of a Time when his kind wasn't mistreated. That time was 2005. He made his way there and is now living a nice life in a Cardboard Box. He also posts on the ASMB. Mainly in AD. Where he is loved by many.

• changes it LoLOloLOlol <3*

Offical Edit: I HATE J00 J00 LOOZER NO CHANGE!1!1!!!

LOLOLOLO MORE CHANGE

LAMERS!!!1!!!! ALL OF YOU! You ruined it!! :smileysadandbored:

Awww. I am not lamers. :( *seckkKKses teh OMNI*

• superbored*

• and maybe hungry*

• I think I'll make a sammich*

BULLETS ARE EVIL O_O

Fine whatev. You guys ruined mah totally serious informative page here. Now I will recite the ABC's:

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z. Now I know my ABC's. LA LA LA LA LA LA...."

• throws glitter*

More evil bullets. STOP IT!

STOP IT GHOSTS!!

OMNI... go make my page...

I'm not trying to make bullets... It keeps messing with the narration asterisks... :(

Which Page? I may do it. if I'm in the mood. Lolercakes.

Awwww.... we'll have to use narration equal signs... =h00gs=

Spice's, st00pid.

How was I supposed to know that was you? There are leik....no names here or anything. You could be Frank Sanatra for all I know. Are there any specifics you want?