Lithium green

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all you need to know here is that LG is a uncool and that he likes to do funky things to computers!

but he's so fly and wants to wear grillz like Nelly.


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The Secret Behind Lithium

  • The reason he is dubbed Lithium? He explodes in creamy messes, constantly.
  • He has birds in his pants.
  • He has a Motoko blow-up
  • He let me use it. O_O
  • And I'm a girl!
  • Lithium is a girl!
  • He had... the surgery.
  • Now Lithium is such a hawt guy, I'd schmoo him.
  • But only in secret. >.>

Things he has destroyed

Three butterflies with a bazooka.

An already-broken chair.

People's original conceptions of "OH SNAP!".

Other Motoko fanboys around the world.

Recurring Dreams

Eating a hamburger the size of a pizza... or IS it just a pizza? 0_o

Being Gendou and killing his own son (who wouldn't?)

Getting punched in the face by Charlie Sheen

Something involving Motoko, a shark, and flames... BELIEVE IT!

The Pirate Story

In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head. He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall. He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink.

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