Neon Genesis Evangelion
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| - | + | *Shinji- Whiney EMO kid. | |
| - | + | *Asuka- Resident bitch. | |
| - | Shinji- Whiney EMO kid. | + | *Rei- Teh Smex. |
| - | Asuka- Resident bitch. | + | *Misato- Is there for people who aren't attracted to 14 year old girls. Which is like 20% of the people who watch NGE. |
| - | Rei- Teh Smex. | + | *Gendo- Irrelevant! |
| - | Misato- Is there for people who aren't attracted to 14 year old girls. Which is like 20% of the people who watch NGE. | + | *Kaji- Resident pimp. He dies :( |
| - | Gendo- Irrelevant! | + | *Ritsuko- Nobody loves her;is being plowed by Gendo through out the series. |
| - | Kaji- Resident pimp. He dies :( | + | *Maya- Resident Lezzy. |
| - | Ritsuko- Nobody loves her;is being plowed by Gendo through out the series. | + | *Hyuga- Has teh crush on Misato. |
| - | Maya- Resident Lezzy. | + | *Aoba- Plays a mean air guitar. |
| - | Hyuga- Has teh crush on Misato. | + | *Kawarou- A gay angel. |
| - | Aoba- Plays a mean air guitar. | + | *Toji- is squishable. |
| - | Kawarou- A gay angel. | + | *Hiraki- Likes Toji. |
| - | Toji- is squishable. | + | *Kensuke- Nerd who carries a camera. |
| - | Hiraki- Likes Toji. | + | *Jesus Christ- Not really in NGE but based on how good some fans say the series is, You could swear he had to be in it. |
| - | Kensuke- Nerd who carries a camera. | + | |
| - | Jesus Christ- Not really in NGE but based on how good some fans say the series is, You could swear he had to be in it. | + | |
Revision as of 07:16, 22 November 2006
Neon Genesis Evangelion is this show where we learn that you can be a total pansy for an entire series yet be applauded at the end for simply discovering that life doesn't totally suck. This is very inspirational to the hordes of dysfunctional adolescent loners who grew up thinking that Neon Genesis Evangelion was the best show ever. Eva fans scream in protest every time the live action movie is brought up, it could be made by GOD himself but it still wouldn't be good enough.
- It should be noted that everything is a rip-off of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Example: "Akira is a total rip-off of Eva."
- Including Neon Genesis Evangelion itself.
This show is also known for creating one of the greatest debates in all of anime history: "Asuka, Rei, or Misato?" For some time, one was lucky to go a day on AD without finding at least one new thread devoted to this topic. This was resolved by the creation of the Evangelion Nerd Club, which resulted in roughly 582985^3 pages devoted solely to the discussion of this, Kawarou's sexual orientation and the joys of thermal expansion.
also...14 year old girls For The Win!
Notable Characters
- Shinji- Whiney EMO kid.
- Asuka- Resident bitch.
- Rei- Teh Smex.
- Misato- Is there for people who aren't attracted to 14 year old girls. Which is like 20% of the people who watch NGE.
- Gendo- Irrelevant!
- Kaji- Resident pimp. He dies :(
- Ritsuko- Nobody loves her;is being plowed by Gendo through out the series.
- Maya- Resident Lezzy.
- Hyuga- Has teh crush on Misato.
- Aoba- Plays a mean air guitar.
- Kawarou- A gay angel.
- Toji- is squishable.
- Hiraki- Likes Toji.
- Kensuke- Nerd who carries a camera.
- Jesus Christ- Not really in NGE but based on how good some fans say the series is, You could swear he had to be in it.
