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- | + | All you need to know here is that LG is a uncool and that he likes to do funky things to computers! | |
- | + | But he's so fly and wants to wear grillz like Nelly. | |
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+ | == The Secret Behind Lithium == | ||
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+ | *The reason he is dubbed Lithium? He explodes in creamy messes, constantly. | ||
+ | *He has birds in his pants. | ||
+ | *He has a Motoko blow-up | ||
+ | *He let me use it. O_O | ||
+ | *And I'm a girl! | ||
+ | *Lithium is a girl! | ||
+ | *He had... the surgery. | ||
+ | *Now Lithium is such a hawt guy, I'd schmoo him. | ||
+ | *But only in secret. >.> | ||
== Things he has destroyed == | == Things he has destroyed == | ||
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Other Motoko fanboys around the world. | Other Motoko fanboys around the world. | ||
+ | Blue Footed Boobies. Lithium ate all of them. =( | ||
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+ | ....Boobs have feet? | ||
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+ | == Recurring Dreams == | ||
+ | Eating a hamburger the size of a pizza... or IS it just a pizza? 0_o | ||
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+ | Being Gendou and killing his own son (who wouldn't?) | ||
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+ | Getting punched in the face by Charlie Sheen | ||
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+ | Something involving Motoko, a shark, and flames... BELIEVE IT! | ||
== The Pirate Story == | == The Pirate Story == | ||
In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head. He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall. He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink. | In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head. He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall. He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink. |
Current revision as of 20:22, 26 November 2006
All you need to know here is that LG is a uncool and that he likes to do funky things to computers!
But he's so fly and wants to wear grillz like Nelly.
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The Secret Behind Lithium
- The reason he is dubbed Lithium? He explodes in creamy messes, constantly.
- He has birds in his pants.
- He has a Motoko blow-up
- He let me use it. O_O
- And I'm a girl!
- Lithium is a girl!
- He had... the surgery.
- Now Lithium is such a hawt guy, I'd schmoo him.
- But only in secret. >.>
Things he has destroyed
Three butterflies with a bazooka.
An already-broken chair.
People's original conceptions of "OH SNAP!".
Other Motoko fanboys around the world.
Blue Footed Boobies. Lithium ate all of them. =(
....Boobs have feet?
Recurring Dreams
Eating a hamburger the size of a pizza... or IS it just a pizza? 0_o
Being Gendou and killing his own son (who wouldn't?)
Getting punched in the face by Charlie Sheen
Something involving Motoko, a shark, and flames... BELIEVE IT!
The Pirate Story
In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head. He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall. He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink.