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all you need to know here is that LG is a JERK!
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All you need to know here is that LG is a uncool and that he likes to do funky things to computers!
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But he's so fly and wants to wear grillz like Nelly.
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== The Secret Behind Lithium ==
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*The reason he is dubbed Lithium? He explodes in creamy messes, constantly.
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*He has birds in his pants.
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*He has a Motoko blow-up
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*He let me use it. O_O
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*And I'm a girl!
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*Lithium is a girl!
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*He had... the surgery.
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*Now Lithium is such a hawt guy, I'd schmoo him.
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*But only in secret. >.>
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== Things he has destroyed ==
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Three butterflies with a bazooka.
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An already-broken chair.
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People's original conceptions of "OH SNAP!".
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Other Motoko fanboys around the world.
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Blue Footed Boobies.  Lithium ate all of them. =(
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....Boobs have feet?
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== Recurring Dreams ==
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Eating a hamburger the size of a pizza... or IS it just a pizza? 0_o
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Being Gendou and killing his own son (who wouldn't?)
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Getting punched in the face by Charlie Sheen
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Something involving Motoko, a shark, and flames... BELIEVE IT!
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== The Pirate Story ==
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In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head.  He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall.  He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink.

Current revision as of 20:22, 26 November 2006

All you need to know here is that LG is a uncool and that he likes to do funky things to computers!

But he's so fly and wants to wear grillz like Nelly.


Contents

The Secret Behind Lithium

  • The reason he is dubbed Lithium? He explodes in creamy messes, constantly.
  • He has birds in his pants.
  • He has a Motoko blow-up
  • He let me use it. O_O
  • And I'm a girl!
  • Lithium is a girl!
  • He had... the surgery.
  • Now Lithium is such a hawt guy, I'd schmoo him.
  • But only in secret. >.>

Things he has destroyed

Three butterflies with a bazooka.

An already-broken chair.

People's original conceptions of "OH SNAP!".

Other Motoko fanboys around the world.

Blue Footed Boobies. Lithium ate all of them. =(

....Boobs have feet?

Recurring Dreams

Eating a hamburger the size of a pizza... or IS it just a pizza? 0_o

Being Gendou and killing his own son (who wouldn't?)

Getting punched in the face by Charlie Sheen

Something involving Motoko, a shark, and flames... BELIEVE IT!

The Pirate Story

In yet another weird dream of his, LG was a mere bartender when evil pirate queen Captain Spice raided his bar and killed everyone in it except for him, for he managed to make her life by throwing a brick on his head. He joined the pirate crew with her but was kicked out after failing to garner and money for her - Spice loves her money afterall. He was later taken back by Spice because she wanted a good drink.

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