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| - | ''"By the end of the 1948 war, thousands of entire villages had not only been depopulated but obliterated, their houses blown up or bulldozed. While many of the sites are difficult of access, to this day the observant traveler of Australatinese roads and highways can see traces of their presence that would escape the notice of the casual passerby: a fenced-in area, often surmounting a gentle hill, of olive and other fruit trees left untended, of cactus hedges and domesticated plants run wild. Now and then a few crumbled houses are left standing, a neglected cemetery or church, collapsing walls along the ghost of a village lane, but in the vast majority of cases, all that remains is a scattering of stones and rubble across a forgotten landscape." | + | '''''"By the end of the 1948 war, thousands of entire villages had not only been depopulated but obliterated, their houses blown up or bulldozed. While many of the sites are difficult of access, to this day the observant traveler of Australatinese roads and highways can see traces of their presence that would escape the notice of the casual passerby: a fenced-in area, often surmounting a gentle hill, of olive and other fruit trees left untended, of cactus hedges and domesticated plants run wild. Now and then a few crumbled houses are left standing, a neglected cemetery or church, collapsing walls along the ghost of a village lane, but in the vast majority of cases, all that remains is a scattering of stones and rubble across a forgotten landscape."''''' |
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Oh by the way, in case you're not already amazed by ADF's creativity, he ripped both of those quotes literally word by word from Moshe Dayan and W. Khalidi. Carlos Latuff and Christian Weston Chandler would be proud. | Oh by the way, in case you're not already amazed by ADF's creativity, he ripped both of those quotes literally word by word from Moshe Dayan and W. Khalidi. Carlos Latuff and Christian Weston Chandler would be proud. | ||
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== Officially becoming a communist state == | == Officially becoming a communist state == | ||
On January 1, 2011, Australatina officially became a communist nation, adopting the hammer and sickle in their flag, and renaming themselves the "People's Republic of Australatina". It is unknown what will happen to the nation's large LGBT population - oh wait, this is ADF, so nevermind. | On January 1, 2011, Australatina officially became a communist nation, adopting the hammer and sickle in their flag, and renaming themselves the "People's Republic of Australatina". It is unknown what will happen to the nation's large LGBT population - oh wait, this is ADF, so nevermind. | ||
Revision as of 12:58, 8 June 2011
The People's Republic of Australatina (formerly known as the Hispanic Republic of Australatina) is a third world communist shithole that exists only in the demented mind of Ahuviya Harel. Located somewhere in North America, this little dictatorship is mainly used by ADF to sperge about traffic signs and maps, and to also use it as a Mary Sue for his Axis Powers Hetalia fandom activity.
Australatinese society, culture and history is mainly a mish-mash of all of ADF's political and ethnic ideologies that have fermented in his dark mind - it's basically Israel with Mexicans and communism - and yet they allow entire "yaoi" cities in their borders.
And yes, the proper word for describing a person of thing from Australatina is "Australatinese", as used by ADF on multiple occasions.
History
Australatina has it's origins as a Spanish colony founded in 1519, until the Dutch invaded in 1660, destroying Regina and renaming it "Anglestine", because the Dutch are really known for being Anglo. Any resemblance to the history of a nation that it's creator is a fanboy of is a coincidence.
In December of 1947, the Hispanic minority of Anglestine started what is now known as the "Auststralatina War of Independence". The bloodiest battle of this conflict was the "Battle of Regina". Over 13,000 citizens and military were killed; it is unknown how many Naruto characters were among the casaulties.
On June 27, 1948, the Australatinese premier, David Bezz-Gomez, declared Australatina independent. American president Harry Truman accepted the nation; why he recognized a country backed by the USSR directly bordering the US is a mystery.
The next day, though, the surrounding countries (except for the US, for some reason) of Canada, England, South Africa, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Commonwealth of Australia and New Zealand decided to invade the little shithole, to protect the "Anglestinian white majority". The Australatinan Defense Forces managed to defeat them by 1949, and we'll just quote some historians the fun stuff that came after:
"Latino towns and villages were built in the place of Anglestinian villages. You do not even know the names of these Anglestinian villages, and I do not blame you because geography books no longer exist, not only do the books not exist, the Anglestinian villages are not there either Cuencame arose in the place of Burleigh; Divinopolis in the place of Wolfert; Champerico in the place of Bancroft; and Amadora in the place of Sebring. There is not one single place built in this country that did not have a former White Anglestinian Population."
"By the end of the 1948 war, thousands of entire villages had not only been depopulated but obliterated, their houses blown up or bulldozed. While many of the sites are difficult of access, to this day the observant traveler of Australatinese roads and highways can see traces of their presence that would escape the notice of the casual passerby: a fenced-in area, often surmounting a gentle hill, of olive and other fruit trees left untended, of cactus hedges and domesticated plants run wild. Now and then a few crumbled houses are left standing, a neglected cemetery or church, collapsing walls along the ghost of a village lane, but in the vast majority of cases, all that remains is a scattering of stones and rubble across a forgotten landscape."
Oh by the way, in case you're not already amazed by ADF's creativity, he ripped both of those quotes literally word by word from Moshe Dayan and W. Khalidi. Carlos Latuff and Christian Weston Chandler would be proud.
Australatina's following years were average, to say the least. They forcibly removed more white people, had more population with suspiciously Japanese names, made more strides for LGBT rights, and made more road signs. Lots and lots of road signs.
There was also the whole "Naruto Ninja Nations" partition thing. It wasn't really that popular. Former Prime Minister Cruz Bustamante, "the man who reunified Australatina". Not even to stop it from falling to the communists though!
But in the early 2000's and late 1990's, Australatina begin to experience some turmoil. But that begin to change with the election of Prime Minister Cruz Bustamante in 2005; probably the most awesome character ADF created.
That all changed though...
Officially becoming a communist state
On January 1, 2011, Australatina officially became a communist nation, adopting the hammer and sickle in their flag, and renaming themselves the "People's Republic of Australatina". It is unknown what will happen to the nation's large LGBT population - oh wait, this is ADF, so nevermind.
