Pilot: Pizza Quest

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AC: Hey, I'd Like to order a Party Size Pepperoni?

Scott: An...Ultamate Pepperoni?

AC: Uh...Sure?

Scott: Got It! One Ultamate Pepperoni Pie! (Gets a Pizza Spatula and Opens the Oven to phase though a Portal)

{Homestar Runner is running across The Field. The singers sing along, as with the Intro.}

SINGERS: Everybody! Everybody!

{The scene starts to skip.}

SINGERS: Eh-! Eh-! Eh-!

{The scene skips faster before a rock version of the Intro takes over. The aspect ratio expands from standard to widescreen. During the rock intro, it shows slides of the characters. In turn, lightning turns the characters into their Xeriouxly Forxe forms.}

SINGER: Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Revamped for the nineties!
So much more exciting!

Pointy elbows and lots of lightning!
Edgy and angry, so zesty and tangy!
There's new demographics
When nobody asked for it!

Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Right now!

(Scott Jumps out of the Portal Screaming)

Scott: That'll Be S19.93

AC: Do You Take Credit Cards?

Scott: NEVAAAAAR!

AC: Great... Twenty of my Hard Earned Cash Down the Tubes...

Scott: Pizza...

{The sides of the screen come together with an explosion. All twelve main characters in Xeriouxly Forxe style appear around the title "HSR Xeriouxly Forxe".}

H. STAR: {struggling, through gritted teeth} Xeriouxly Forxe! {turning around} Did I say that right?

S. BAD: {also through gritted teeth} Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! {mumbling, in Strong Bad's normal voice} Aah, it's really hard to talk like xhix.

{After a few moments, the viewer is redirected to Main Page 21.}