Orders for the Dissendants

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[edit] Onccallon's Song

[edit] Level One

to the tune of Turkey in the Straw

1. Capture me a Wookiee
2. Kick a princess in the cookie
3. Sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy
4. Activate the trash compactor
5. Let's protect the main reactor
6. Stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die
7. Hijack a time lord raised on the earth
8. Control every villian
9. Cause a sleep endused birth
10. Recreate Keyblade Masters
11. Cause a girl to grow up faster
12. Sell a Timeshare for Laputa to Doug Goldstein
13. Find investors
14. Make a Death Star
15. While your at it draw some plans up for my Death Star II
16. I'll unmask a dirty Jawa
17. Crank-call General Dodonna
18. Clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino
19. Corrupt a teen from Tatooine
20. Manipulate a Gungan
21. Kill the Naboo's queen
22. Trap a Mon Calamari
23. Take a Tauntaun on safari
24. Hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie

[edit] Level Two

To the tune of Rock me Amadais

25. Fund the Pete's World version of the Cybermen
26. Fuse the Daleks with aged up humans
27. Raise a Keishin
28. Invent shards of dewitchery
29. Add SOLDIERS from the seventh final Fantasy
30. Teach Garrison cool tricks from anime.
31. Free Cosmo's brother from a plankton-esqe prison, you see
32. make a statue to regenerate
33. Give red stones to Hoenheim's ex bitchin' on that Dais

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