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Advert 5
A Guy paging the two dogs for the commercial yawned and then went to sleep and homsar took over
We now see two dogs. One was a grey Sher Pei(I think that's how it's spelled) with a red collor.(He's Fu, from "American Dragon: Jake Long") The other was no particular breed. He was light brown and had a thin tail that curled upward into a spiral.(He's Dukey, from "Johnny Test")
"Hi, I'm a disney." said Fu.
"And I'm a WB." said Dukey. They then took a good look at each other, and jump back in suprize.
"What are you doing here!?" they both said at the same time.
"I was informed that I was doing this with Scooby Doo." said Fu.
"And I was told that I was doing this with Goofy." said Dukey "Not that YOU don't look the part."
"Oh yeah. Well with a face like yours, you should go back to selling pants. Vu vu vu."
"Well it beats looking like rhino roadkill."
"Your just jealous because my show did better then yours."
"What's that supost to mean?"
"Well, my show's been on primetime, and your show is nothing more then saturday moring timeslot."
"Oh what does primetime mean anyways? My show is the one that's doing better. On YOUR first season they deside to redesign you, then on your second season they deside to drop you. Which means my show, so far,has one more season then yours."
"Well at least I'm not losing airtime to the danish Yugioh."
"Touché, but my kid has better powers then yours."
"Your kid only has powers in four episodes. Besides, my kid can turn himself into a dragon, all your kid can do is shoot fire out his butt."
"So does yours."
"That was just the one time."
"Just face it. Me and Johnny out did you and Flicker."
"That's it! No one can compare us to a british cartoon." Fu then threw a punch at Dukey, then they both start getting into a brawl.
"WAKE UP PEOPLE"
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Advert 6
We now see two females. One was a yellow dog, wearing a pink shirt and red pants.(She's Brandy from "Brandy and Mr. Wiskers") The other was a white mink with blonde hair and tail, wearing a red outfit.(She's Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs")
"Hi," said Brandy "I'm Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons."
"That wasn't your line." said Minerva.
"Sorry, force of habbit. Can we start over?"
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Advert 7
"Hi," said Brandy "I'm Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons."
"You did it again!"
"Sorry, one more time."
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Advert 8
"Hi, I'm Brandy Harrington of the Florida...Darn it."
"Can't you just say the line?"
"Sorry, it's out of my system now so let's just start all over."
"WAKE UP PEOPLE"
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Advert 9
"Hi, I'm a Disney." said Brandy(finally).
"And I'm a WB." said Minerva.
"Today we would like to tell you how hard it is for us girls working in a career that's mostly for men."
"That's right, since it's considered abuse when a woman gets hurt. Most cartoons are about the guys and push us girls a side. Not everyone can pull it off like me."
"What's that suppost to mean?"
"Well, I'm clearly better in the cartoon business then you."
"What, just cause you do all that eye bug out stuff every time you see a boy? Those tricks are outdated. Now if you want a boy to like you, you pretend you don't like him."
"Oh yeah, like guys go for the deadpan act."
"Well I have dated more guys then YOU."
"Just because I only stared in two episodes doesn't make me bad at love. Besides, I like to keep my boyfriends longer then 12 seconds."
"That's it, go time!" Brandy then pounces on Minerva and they start to get into a cat fight.(AU: Sorry boys, no pictures)
"WAKE UP PEOPLE"
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Advert 10
On the next, ALL NEW Episode of Transmorphers…
“Time for…Wheel…Of…Partners!” SpongeBob said to the class taking out the cloak revealing a giant spinning wheel, “Whoo!”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” All the students except Jimmy and the new students scream.
Jimmy has a new partner…
Jimmy gulps and comes to the wheel. He spins it as the wheel turns. Everyone watches. The wheel stops and shows a name. “Billy (from Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)…you're Jimmy's new partner!” SpongeBob announced. All the students gasped as horror music plays and lightning strikes.
“Billy is the most craziest and annoying student ever!” Bloo warned Jimmy at lunchtime.
“Hi new friend!” Billy said to Jimmy as they work on the project.
Will he ace the school project?
“You’re gonna get an F on it with him!” Mac cried to Jimmy, “An F!”
“Whatchadoing? Whatchadoing? Whatchadoing? Whatchadoing?” Billy asked repeating again as Jimmy grits his teeth.
“THAT’S IT!!!” Jimmy cried angrily with his fists in the air.
Find out on Transmorphers! Saturday @ 7.5 am, Only Toonami
Advert 11
On the Next, ALL NEW Transmorphers…
“Don’t forget class about the talent show!” SpongeBob mentions.
Talent show’s coming up! “I always hate it when Princess wins,” June said. Princess laughs and holds up her trophy.
And this school’s rocking…
Timmy plays the drums, Danny, Jimmy, and June are on guitar, Jake is on keyboard guitar, and Bubbles sings. “All right!” Tommy, Mac, Bloo, Lilo, Blossom, Bubbles, Stitch, and Bart clap for them.
With these guys!
“We can form a rock n’ roll band and maybe beat Princess!” Bubbles suggested.
“Yeah!” Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, Jake, and June agree.
But Bubbles seems to take it seriously…
“Danny! You have the chords wrong!” Bubbles yelled at him, “Timmy! You’re out of tune!”
The others groan. “Bubbles is taking this band too seriously,” Jimmy said.
“I quit!” Danny cried to Bubbles. He and the other members throw down their instruments and leave.
Bubbles screams as Ember takes her away. “You’re going down cutie pie!” Ember smirks at her.
Can they save Bubbles before it’s too late?
Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, Jake, and June come in to see Bubbles about to fall into a boiler. “Bubbles!” Jimmy cried.
Find out next time on Transmorphers, Tonite @ 10 on Nick @ Nite!
