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Hello, Johnny
A 20th Anniversary is a big beal for something that's still on the Air today, Especially A Sci-Fi Show of all things. Well, since we're talking Anniversaries, Let's Foray into the land of Fish and Chips for another Anniversary... Doctor Who is Celebrating An Anniversary 2.5 Times Stronger than yours (That's Fifty years!) And You're about to beat Doctor Who's record for longest Sci-Fi show in History. So for a belated Birthday Gift, Why not team up with Toei and Square Enix from Japan, Disney and Viacom from The United States and the BBC that the Stranger from Galifrey calls home in order to give our lucky little Madman with a Box An Extreme Makeover.
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50th Anniversary: Big in Japan
Step 1: Subtract the Doctor from the Equasion
Our Good Doctor is the Greatest Hero the BBC has under it's belt, But he's not Omnipotent. Bloody Hell, He's not even in control of his Destiny. So to build suspense, Why not have the Doctor's Very Existance Comprimised at the Feilds of Trensalore. It's basically where all the Buildup is leading to. So why not have You and the Doctor Fight Each other, Ripping Continuity Asunder at every turn as the Doctor Ultimately Falls at the Boot that belongs to the one Threat the Silence was Trying throughout the Whoniverse's Fifty Year History to Protect us from: Reorganized BBC Management!
Wait, What?
Step 2: Connect the Dots
With the Doctor out of the picture, how about we go into expanding the already vast whoniverse! Obviously, We've got Kamen Riders and the Big Brother of Power Rangers, Super Sentai on board for Toei's Side of the field alongside Square's Kingdom Hearts and Fullmetal Alchemist. So why not round up some more ideas, Use your ties to Viacom to pull Star Trek, Spongebob and the Fairly Oddparents into the Mix as well as New Pretty Cure Cousins like Toei's Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach and Ojamajo Doremi alongside Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Negima! and Princess Tutu.
Wait, What?
Once upon a Time, there was a man who died. His forte was the telling of tragic stories made real by a townwide curse taught by Saburo Himself. Ultimately, the man grew overloaded with Tropes that he became insane because of this curse. So the town cut off his own hands and hung him from the gallows. In order to protect his soul, he created the plot grid. A Group of one hundred and twenty five continuities tied into a perfect cube. And he planned to send them all crashing down into our world, the world that created him, and scrunching it into Hatte Saburo. Who planned the entire story since 1963 when he saw the show's debut on his Business Trip to Britain.
The threads go like this, he uses the same time travel methods as Xehanort (he wrote that up as well) to look for series to combine into his Plot Grid and his plan is as follows: It has been half a year since Princess Tutu and Drosselmeyer has told Fakir that Ahiru, being a duck, would age exactly like a duck. Henceforth she is biologically seventeen at the Time Fakir has recieved this warning and used his plot control powers to freeze Ahiru in time, unaware that the both of them are the Dark Engines made by an Evil Fairy forged by XANA of Old Home Movies of an Internet Personality. The Insanity of trying to turn her human has led him into the penname Robert Holmes. This Penname had him to becoming the most acclaimed writer for Doctor Who in the Showa Era of the series all the way until his death in the Mid Eighties, From there, he was programmed into a Time Remote which uses a body that isnt supposed to exist in the proper timeline to transform into a Hallowitch (A Weapon of mass Erasure made from Both a Hallow and a Witch.) by the name of Agustus DeMetador
Ultimately Phil Argus was the Catalist of the Hallowitch and It became the Weapon of Choice of a Nieve young man known as Leobert Skywalker. No matter how many people were to try and take it from him, He would find a way to outwit them. He lived to be fourty-two until the six year old daughter of a Great Keyblade Master Nysou Kadoya. She Betrobed him and Took his Age and Harmonised with him. They were both twenty four years old when they were instantly married, Resulting in remorse from Nysou's son Kyosuke, Who planned to Marry Sayaka Miki in order to become the Next Head of the Kadoya Clan, A position that went to Leobert by Default. They had many adventures in the last Great Time War alongside Nysou's Friend Master Velenex Fayed, The Time War Finally Ended with Leobert Losing Control of the Agustus DeMetador and Fusing himself with the Entirety of Galifrey to become the Sairinu Gekijun Hallowitch for Fayed. A Dying Nysou Ultimately Harnessed the Purity of Children to Slice the Hallowitch in half, He faded from the Spectrum in Leobert's Young Son's Arms (Fading from the Spectrum being Deader than Dead here.)
The Grid itself
- row A1: Bonus Stage, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot, Wolf's Rain
- row A2
- row A3: Free Slot, Free Slot, Cyberteam in Akihabara, Free Slot, Free Slot
- row A4
- row A5: Ghibli Animated Canon, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot, Code Lyoko
- row B1
- row B2
- row B3
- row B4
- row B5: ???, The World Ends with You, Disney Animated Canon, Dragon Quest, Negima
- row C1: Ojamajo Doremi, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, ???, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Madoka Magica
- row C2: Princess Tutu, ???, Kamen Rider, Pretty Cure,
- row C3: Kingdom Hearts, Super Sentai, Reality, Power Rangers, Doctor Who
- row C4: Ah my Goddess, El Goonish Shive, Power Rider, Sailor Moon, Soul Eater
- row C5: Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball, Fairly Oddparents, Wedding Peach
- row D1: Robotech, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot
- row D2
- row D3
- row D4
- row D5
- row E1: This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot, My life as A Teenage Robot
- row E2
- row E3
- row E4
- row E5: Bleach, Free Slot, Free Slot, Free Slot, Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger
Step 3: Setting the Stage
Alright, We've set the mood and now we've got to tell the Story. I Hear you're Adapting Goseiger for your twentieth Anniversary series. So I was wondering if You Remember VR Troopers where you combined Metal Hero Shows to make the series itself, All the While, I've been thinking if you could go ahead and do the exact thing for Ultra Megaforce and the Power Rider Series alongside countless other Series.
Wait, What?
For the Power Rider Series, We need to adapt the Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Kamen Rider Series of the Heisei Era.
For the Power Rangers Ultra Megaforce Series, We will have to continiue Adapting Goseiger alongside Gokaiger and we may as well Throw in Akibaranger.
And to do something truly interesting, you shall try to Include the Internet in this thing by introducing Power Rangers Hexagon where the Internet can pitch their pilot episodes for each of the Sentai Teams that were not Adapted into the Power Rangers Canon
And while you're at it, let's go ahead and make Power Rangers Megaforce into a Trilogy with Power Rangers Supreme Megaforce, A Space Opera that Includes the GoBusters as well as the 2013 and 2014 Super Sentai Series inside another one of your Space Operas as a fitting end to your tribute to the Zordon Era.
We're gonna go into dangerous Territory and plan the fifteenth Official Kamen Rider Series of the Heisei Era Magica Madoka Kamen Rider Puella and the twenty fifth Official Kamen Rider Series overall: Kamen Rider R Decade
Step 4: Wipe them Out, All of them
It all cumulates in Kingdom Hearts III which follows a new protagonist, Kamen Rider R Decade, A wandering Kamen Rider who was raised on Agarabah but born on earth. And she can only watch in horror as Saburo equips her fellow Rider with his Latest Hallowitch: El Goonish Shive, Translated by the Dalek Tongue as Erasure of Existence. She is ultimately either Incapable or away from the Keyblade War that ensues as Decade kills off and absorbs every character one by one.
Wait, What?
Kingdom Hearts III follows four corners of the plot. The First corner follows Sora in a Typical fare for a Kingdom Hearts Game, Or So we think. In the Second Sora is Hijacked by Xehanort and Made into another Xehanort who lures Madoka Kaname into the Kingdom Hearts World. She becomes A Magical Girl which Fuses her and the other six lights (Roxas, Naminé, Xion, Ventus, Zordon and the Doctor) to fuse with the Thirteen Incarnations of Saburo's Hallowitch to become the X-Blade, Fusing with Kingdom Hearts (The Remnants of the Dai Xehanort Oozaru) to become the El Goonish Shive. Recreating the Keyblade War with Exact Detail to the point where everyone who fought in it is Recreated with Kamen Rider Decay/Decade as the Herald of the El Goonish Shive. Mickey And Minnie are mutated into humans by the OmoKing/Millennium King Ranger and JoseiQueen/Millennium Queen Ranger Morphers as a Youthened Yen Sid takes up his Keyblade and AkaRed/Millennium Red Ranger to join the fight alongside Maleficent, Reverted to a younger state when she was just a nieve young girl named Millicent. Some worlds Progressed through Time While others Regressed, all while the Toei Production Staff watch from the safety of the transmission room, where they are joined by the great granddaughter of Shoutaro Ishinomori, four-year-old Tetstegen Ishinomori, Brought in by Moffat for the Staff to Take Care of.
Corner 3 is about Bonnie waking up in front of her friends that she brought to the Keyblade War. Bonnie was eavesdroping around a mysterious building which is the Toei Transmission Room, She is then Locked in a bathroom stall next to a Captive Tetsuya Nomura. And Corner 4 is the Saburo Quiz Show, Where Saburo questions the other three corner playable characters on what they've learned.
Now the third act is where all the deaths happen. Riku goes first by Decade regressing him to early childhood and then Reducing him to paint by seemingly crushing his Eyes. Yen Sid does a Heroic Sacrifice by living up to his legacy and using A Kamakaze Technique on Decade, Severely Weakening him. Natsumi/Nataliï Kisses him as he stabs her, Melting in his Arms. Saburo, Aggrivated that his villain has turned back to Good, Hijacks Aqua's Existance, Turning her into a Xehanort-esque Author Avatar for Saburo who Proceeds to Kill Kairi as Kamen Rider Toei. The Twilight Town Trio make their final stand against Saburo but Saburo Reduces All Existance to just him, Engine No. 18: Cruiswan, Tsukasa and Makoto. The Brothers Fight Saburo and they seemingly defeat him. Though at the cost of Makoto's Life. Tsukasa Transforms into a myriad of forms just like throughout the game, only the end of the chain ends not as Tsukasa but as Fakir as Cruiswan (The true form of Ahiru) dissolves in his arms, leaving him as the last thing in existence, reverting into Engine No.19: Decader. The last thing he does is read the Neverending Story, Which tells the legend of Princess Tutu and of Fakir's Troubles throughout more than 50 years of stories.
This End without an end causes Bonnie to break out of the stall She was Locked into by the Toei Production Staff and Fight off Saburo, Finishing off with a kiss, it seemingly does nothing at first. But Saburo didnt realise that Ms. Atomisa, His Loyal Secretary was actually the Goddess Madoka from the Madoka Magica Anime Continuity who hid among the production staff to sneak in a way to free Andy from Saburo's Control through true love's kiss. Saburo escapes by Tagging out with Joe Quesada, who proptly takes his death at the hands of Andy's Returning to his seventeen-year-old self, The two share a quite passionate kiss as the screen fades to white. Saburo say that the story's over and makes for the parking area only to find his Porshe chasing after him, stopping, causing the Car Door of the driver's seat to slightly touch him, Saburo thanks his Supposed Vallet for "Helping me with the ol' Circulation." he gets into the Car and the moment he sees Andy Driving, it locks and they send him and themselves into the realm of truth, Redecorated to resemble the stage for the Emmy Award Show. He receives an Emmy from the CEO Of Toei himself, He feels delighted at first but then he finds "Kamen Rider Dragon Knight" engraved on the emmy, making him realise what he's done in front of all of Toei's contributors, angry at Saburo for his deadly storytelling methods. He awkwardly gives his speech before he tries to Escape, He is then Stopped by Andy and Bonnie who rushes on to jump into the Portal to Truth and back again, sans Saburo, they Promptly use Saburo's Portal to Truth to create the new Omniverse.
Step 5: Simple and Clean
Well, Saburo's out of the Picture for Good, but there's still the matter of the Whoniverse, Obviously the Power Ranger/Super Sentai and Kamen/Power Rider Worlds are safe from this due to your being contractualy obligated to adapt the seasons (You'll be going one by one following your game of catch up) but for the whoniverse as a whole, I humbly suggest that everything from the 2nd Doctor Onward be Jettisoned from continuity.
Wait, What?
It will be a complete Reboot of the Marvel Universe known as "The First Answer" and shall clear every Comic Book Title You've got in progress and begin anew with Fresh Faces and A Shared Universe With Toei's Mass of Stories. Heralded by A Group of Thirteen Writers under the Penname of Tetstegen Ishinomori
The First Answer
- Weekly Shonen Jump (Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball, Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Eater, BoBoBo BoBo-BoBo)
- Monthly Shonen Jump
- Weekly Shojo Beat (All Madoka Magica Manga, Sailor Moon, Ojamajo Doremi)
- Monthly Shojo Beat
- X-Men
- Iron Man
- Captain America
- Fantastic 4
- Iron Man and Company
- Spider Girl
- Ultimate Avengers
- New Ultimates
- Ultimate Spiderman
- Fullmetal Alchemist: You are (Not) alone {Following A Summer Miniseries in 2013 and A Winter Miniseries in 2014} *MARVEL N3XT*
- Soul Eater LIVE! *MARVEL N3XT*
- Wolf's Rain: The New Pack *MARVEL N3XT*
- *MARVEL N3XT*
- *MARVEL N3XT*
- What If?
Tetstegen Ishinomori
- Tetsuya Nomura (Kingdom Hearts)
- Steven Moffat/Neil Gaiman (Doctor Who)
- Gen Urubuchi (Madoka Magica)
- Johnathan Tzachor and Koichi Sakamoto (Toei's US Toku Adaptations)
- Tite Kubo (Bleach, He Just does the Character Design)
- Keiko Nobumoto (Wolf's Rain)
- Akira Toriama (Dragonball)
- Pen Ward (Adventure Time)
- Hiromu Arakawa (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Butch Hartman (Fairly Oddparents)
- Hiro Mashima (Fairy Tail)
- Dan Shive (El Goonish Shive)
- Thomas Romain (Code Lyoko)
- Dan and Swampy (Phineas and Ferb)
- Ikuko Itoh (Princess Tutu)
- John Lassiter (Pixar)
- Hayao Miyazaki (Studio Ghibli)
- Seth Green (Robot Chicken)
- Dexter Manning and Lyle (Sanity Not Included)
- Joe Quesada and Frank Miller (Spider-Man)
- Alexander Cayford (The Founder)
