Kingdom Hearts III
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Story
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Still Another Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime
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DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Ugh...How long have I been g-Wait, who are you all and and what the slag happened to me!
TERRA: Doctor! You're all here!
2nd DOCTOR: of course, as trophies due to the dearly departed true self.
3rd DOCTOR: Put on some clothes, boy! I can see your junk! Ugh, From Elderly Pedophylia, to Implied Incest to Child Pedophylia to...
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Okay, I take it this Body...is a loaner...
OPTIMUS PRIMAL: As in a human being cloned from you has sacrificed his existence to become the embodiment of free will by jumping into your matrix
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: and when a human Jumps into the Matrix of leadership?
ALL: Uhhh...
RATTRAP: Eh, They're basically slag.
OPTIMUS PRIMAL: Rattrap!
TFA!OPTIMUS PRIME: What we're trying to say is welcome into the new Whoniverse.
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Whoniverse?
11th DOCTOR: That's basically what fans dub this new continuity seeing as this is the first franchise released in the chain.
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Older than Star Trek?
PICARD: And even we are part of this continuity.
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Geez, I'd hate to see the Grandfather...
IROH: Which reminds me, your mother's grandfather is Avatar Goku
GOKU: Hi! I'm in Optimus Prime's Imagination!
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: Seriously? A saiyan monkey? You're gonna pull a dick move on the plot there?
HOENHEIM: Why did you take me here.
VEGETA: To hammer in a joke that wouldn't make it in a Computer Animated Kid's Show (rimshot)
OPTIMUS PRIMAL: Long story short, The Kreimhlid Gretchen has erased existance from existence in the "El Goonish Shive"
DW!OPTIMUS PRIME: El Goonywha-
CHEETOR: Primus! It translates through the Dalek Tounge as "The Neverending Story"
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: God, Damnit! Now I gotta do a legit review of the Neverending Story!
RYNOX: Didn't you already do that.
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: That was an April fools joke and you know it.
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Characters
Main Heroes
Seven Lights
Power Rangers
Kamen Riders
Main Villains
Homunculus
Dai Xehanort Oosaru
Allies
Others
Hearts absorbed before KHIII
- Sarah Jane Smith
- Sora Straythe
- Riku Estratoni
- Leobert Starchaser
- Braig Galaxiuü
- Isa Lunarais
- Terra Starchaser
- Eraqus Starchaser
- Ventus Carnaeros
- Roxas Straythe
- Xion Kaisumi
Backstory
Phil Argus
- Freeza programs a Time Remote into the Bonus Stage Cartoon
- Phil uses the Remote to Kill his past Self, causing past Joel to Kill himself.
- Phil is Revived by the Plotmouth as The Witch of Science Metaljo Nakamori
- Metaljo Implants Dr. Wily with a Radio Controlled Microcomputer, effectively killing Dr. Wily forever.
Leobert
- Leobert is Created by Doctor Jonathan Smithy as a Son to him, A Vessel for a Powerful Witch and a Student to Master Nysou Starmiser.
- Velenex Fayed Appeals to Leobert and learns that The Boy can control hearts.
- Velenex Fayed Takes Control of Leobert and becomes the Witch of Assimilation: "Dai Xehanort Oozaru"
- Leobert Channels His Heart to Van Hoenheim, He is Reborn as Edward Elric.
- An Alternate of Edward Meets an Alternate of Xion.
- The Edward and Xion Alternates Mate.
- The Edward Alternate is Killed by a Toon Robotizised by Metaljo-Wily as the Xion alternate has become pregnant and contracted AIDS.
- The Tenth Doctor feeds the Xion alternate a medicine made from the Time Vortex and the Prism Flower.
- The Xion Alternate and her newborn daughter are now Immortal, With their bodies unable to age beyond 22.
- The Xion Alternate and her Daughter Emily look for the Doctor, They settle in Moperville proud shard of the Tri-County Area in Maine.
- Emily Meets Eric Davis (He is in Truth a Universe Traveling Eraqus) And befriends him during Childhood
- Emily and Eric's Relationship matures into True Love during adolescence and early into Adulthood.
- Emily (22) and Eraqus (23) Marry and give birth to a son named Terra (Earth Legal Name: Tyler Davis).
The Doctor
- Emily (33) Gives Birth to Air (Earth Legal Name: Andy Davis)
- Emily (37) Gives Birth to Magi (Earth Legal Name: Molly Davis)
- Toy Story
- Toy Story 2
- Molly (4) falls ill, Drops her Bo Peep lamp on floor to break.
- Andy (17) meets a nude woman on his Bed, A Puella Magi named "Bonnie" (18-20), She Allows him to make a contract with him, becoming the first Kamen Rider of the Nin'Tega (Kamen Rider Decode). A Class of Heroes who are destined to fight against the Nightmare Known as Kriemhild Gretchen.
- "Bonnie" seemingly falls into dispair during spring break, Andy stops being Kamen Rider Decode.
- Andy Graduates and Picks CalArts as his college.
- Toy Story 3
- Andy Follows the GPS Which leads him to the Doctor who had appeared in all of his Incarnations During his life. They them Show him the Untempered Schizm, Making him Recognise who they really are. He Promises not to be like the Doctor At All!
- Andy (18) Hides from the Time Lords in the Mid 1910s as Walt Disney.
- Walt Disney (Andy, 26) seemingly destroys Metaljo Nakamori.
- Walt Disney (64) Departs for the Time Acadamy, He is Assigned the Title of "The Doctor"
- Doctor Who
- Everything after "The Pandorica Opens" is all a Dream in his head created by the soul of Metaljo Nakamori which causes his Soul Gem to Darken and Become Metaljo's Newest Form: Velenex Fayed, The Witch of Corruption.
- Master Nysou Slices Dai Xehanort Oozaru in Half after Dai Absorbs Galifrey into his Heart.
- Dai Xehanort Oozaru Leaves Leoberts Body and Regenerates into Master Xehanort and Madoka Kaname, Said Regeneration allowed the Doctor's Heart to Project itself into an Eltaran Boy Named Zordon.
