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{Narutaki Alucard is Sleeping on top of a Crescent Moon.}

{He wakes up to see you}

Narutaki: Oh, Hi! I Didn't see you back there, Welcome to "A freshman's guide to the Alice"

{Insert Diagram}

Narutaki: The Role of Alice is simple, Keep the Three Realms Stable while maintaining the Ritual that got us here...

{Narutaki is walking in the Akihabara District}

Narutaki: The Ritual is the unholy mess that brought us here in the first place by erasing time and space 1000 times.

{Narutaki Stops and Stares}

Narutaki: In the Dalek tounge it means The Neverending Story, in Galifreyan it means "You are not alone" they both pronounce it as...

{X-Treme Close Up!}

Narutaki: El Goonish Shive.