Doctor Nerd
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Script
Segment 1
Bessie: Okay...you're that nerd from Robot Chicken... meaning we're in a Nerdgasm fantasy.
Bessie: Wait a second, Boobies, Living Mom, Bishonen Alphonse Elric, Older sister...You're not the real Elrics! You're fanmade Elrics! This Can only mean one thing! (Drags the Nerd into the Scene) Dude, Ya gotta Help me! (Insert Images of the Doctor Fighting Heartless in His Various Incarnations) I'm Trapped in a complete version of an anime adaptation of that Crappy Doctor Who Dojinshi started by a Crappy Deviantart User a few crappy months ago.
Segment 2
Xadris: Hello, I see you escorted my son in law Terra to my humble real identity.
Bessie: What! You're the Doctor's TARDIS?
(Xadris Starts bawling in Larali's Arms)
Larali: Was the Doctor's TARDIS...
Nerd: No, No, No, No, No, No, (Starts Kicking the Console) Wake me up Right Now!
Xadris: Please Stop!
Nerd: (stops then starts hitting it again) Wake me up!
Xadris: Please Stop.
Nerd: No, Let me out!
Xadris: Please stop.
Nerd: No, No, No, Let me out!
Xadris: Please stop.
Nerd: (to Xadris) No, you're a whinny little bitch! (to the witchlings) You're a bunch of Bimbo Sluts! (to Andy) you're obviously a Marty Stu (to the 11th Doctor) and no one gives a damn about your childhood being on earth! This whole thing sucks Ass! All the author did through each chapter is eat franchise after franchise, it's Boring! Let me out!
Dorie: Fine, You're an total Geekwad yourself, (Pushes a button) Hope ya like trap (falls down a hole) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRSSS!!!!!!!!
11th Doctor: Ah, this must lead to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Nerd: BOORIIING!!
Segment 4
Mario: So then I said, "Toilet Paper and Paper Towels, They Aint the Same thing!" (Laughs)
Queen Toadstool: Another clogged toilet story, what a delightful complement to our mushroom soup!
Mordekai and Rigby: MUSHROOMS?!?!?
6th Doctor: I'm allergic to power ups! Peri, Get me to my TARDIS! (Sneezes fire on the Curtains and Toadette)
Queen Toadstool: My Drapes!
Toadette: My Meat Drapes!
Bitch Pudding: Both Equally Dusty! Blam! The entire writing staff of this here anime got a taste of the bitch pud'n.
Nerd: BORING! BORING! BOOORIIIING!
Segment 5
(We cut to the Nerd walking away from the castle, The 3rd, 4th, 5th and 10th Doctors are fighting the Master with Swords)
Narration: He is the only Time Lord in existence to feel truly alone in the universe, for he had
Nerd: Go die, please.
Narration: Aww... (as he makes this noise, the Doctors and the Master all go into a depressed state as they drop their swords, causing them to turn into teenage girls.)
Segment 6
Miku: Having a bad day?
Nerd: My stupid Dream has the wrong Fullmetal Alchemist in it!
Miku: Oh, What would it be?
Nerd: Hey, can I have lobster with lots of buttersauce. And oreo ice cream served on a cookie the size of my head?
Miku: Yeah, I gotta go check with the Manager
Notes
- the 6th Doctor is Present in the mushroom kingdom Segment
