Page 181: Telethon
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Two spotlights hit the stage, and two dinosaurs come out. The huge audience cheer loudly as the two dinosaurs introduce themselves. They're none other than Yoshi and Peppy.
"Hi everyone!" Peppy shouted to the huge audience, "I'm Peppy Ankylosaurus!"
Yoshi waved to the big crowd as they cheered. "And I'm Yoshi!"
Both Yoshi and Peppy got together and said, "And we like to welcome you to...THE FIRST ANNUAL SUPER SMASH BROTHERS TELEPHON!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The huge audience cheered, as they clapped until Yoshi and Peppy both motioned for silence.
"Thank you all," Peppy said, looking at the camera. He sighed and turned to Yoshi.
"What's wrong, Peppy?" Yoshi asked, as he scratched his head.
Peppy groaned. "Yoshi, it's not like we're going to do that running pop-up gag every friggin' time we say the name of the Telephon, are we? It IS really annoying. Those close-up gags get old really fast."
Yoshi nodded. "Yeah, you got a point." He turned to the camera. "Anyway, I'd now like to introduce the guy who will be in charge of the all mighty donation board...DR. HOSHI!"
The huge audience cheered loudly again as the purple Yoshisaurus with light-blue glasses and a white lab coat came in/ This was Dr. Hoshi, for those who didn't know the famous dinosaur.
"Hello there, everyone!" Dr. Hoshi said. He turned around and squinted at the donation board. "What am I doing here again...? Oh." He finally could see the donation board. He turned around to the audience. "I will be in charge of the Official SSBM Donationafier Boardamathing!"
Peppy slapped his forehead. "Donationafier...close-ups...why me...?"
Yoshi clapped for Dr. Hoshi's performance. "Thank you, Hoshi! And now, to introduce our phone panel!"
We switch to the operators of the phone panels, who are Marth, Roy, Kirby, and Ness.
"We're getting paid, right?" Marth asked.
Roy growled. "We betta, or POW!" He took out his sword.
"Yummy! Food!" Kirby squealed, as he stuffed himself with the food on the table.
Ness was playing his Nintendo DS, with Banjo-Pilot in it. "C'mon, Klungo! Get pass Jolly Roger all ready!"
Yoshi grinned as he looked back at the audience. "And so, without further ado, let's start the...FIRST ANNUAL SUPER SMASH BROTHERS TELETHON!"
The huge audience cheered yet again, as the lights came in, revealing the stage completely.
Peppy growled as he saw the close-up again. "A-herm," Peppy coughed. He explained, "During this fanfic, you will see links to the Super Smash Brothers' donation page, entitled SSB Donation Page, sponsored by Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Giga Bowser, and Glover. Please click on the link at any time and make a donation for any amount. Remember, your donations will keep fan-games, fan-projects, fan-films, and fanfics such as Yoshi Kart, Celebrity Interviews, and Inverstatue alive and updated with chapters of greatness."
Yoshi scratched his head. "Wait a minute...what the heck does SSB mean? Super Seizure Bailers?"
Peppy shook his head. "No, Yoshi, it stands for Super Smash Brothers."
Yoshi still frowned. "But, what does Super Smash Brothers mean?"
Peppy slapped his forehead. "Oy. Let me introduce our first guest, who will explain what Super Smash Brothers means for those viewers at home who are confused like Yoshi here. Please welcome...MEWTWO!"
The audience cheered as Mewtwo entered. He waved to them and then pointed to a chart.
"Thank you, Peppy," Mewtwo said. He turned to the audience and explained, "First, we'll start with Yoshi Kart. This is one of the most popular SSBM fanfics, which you should be viewing right now if you love insanity, action, and of course, races. It was originally made and is still ran by Klayton McDaniel, also known here as Yoshizilla, who is for some reason, is obsessed with races and dinosaurs." Mewtwo then pointed to another chart. "Next, we have the SSB authors who submit fanfics like Inverstatue, which was made by Eternal Smasher. It was created by him and is run by him." Mewtwo quickly shuddered. "God save us." He turned back to the chart. "Eternal Smasher is the host of the Inverstatue fanfic. So if something terrible would happen to Eternal Smasher, then the fanfic Inverstatue would be in trouble."
The audience gasped and clamored a bit as Mewtwo took a glass of water and drank it all up. He turned back to the chart.
Mewtwo pointed to the last chart. "Last, we have SSB, or Super Seizure Bailers...whoops, I mean...Super Smash Brothers. Created and ran by Master Hand. ALL HAIL MASTER HAND! ...A-herm. SSB hosts Eternal Smasher, and the other SSB authors, which means if something devastating and tragic happens to Super Smash Brothers, the authors are in trouble, meaning the fanfics, fan-projects, fan-games, plus fan-films are in trouble, and meaning that I'm out of a job." He explained.
Everyone gasped as they looked at Mewtwo. Mewtwo sweatdropped and chuckled nervously.
"Uh...that's it. Back to you, Peppy. And you folks out there have better taken good notes on this, because there will be a test at the end of this fanfic! And if you don't pass, I'll erase your mind! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone started to look at Mewtwo weirdly.
Mewtwo chuckled nervously again as he started walking back. "Um...er...nevermind." With that, Mewtwo disappears.
Peppy sweatdropped. "Uh...Mewtwo, everyone!" He shouted.
The audience cheered as they clapped for the rather strange and long explanation.
Yoshi frowned. "You mean SSB doesn't stand for Super Seizure Bailers?"
"I'm afraid not, Yoshi," Peppy said. He turned to the audience. "And now, since we've covered our first part of the telethon, let's check out how much money has been donated for. How does it look, Dr. Hoshi?" We switch to Dr. Hoshi and the Donation Board. The Donation Board Count: 00000100.00
"Well, it looks like we have made about a hundred dollars so far, guys," Dr. Hoshi said, "I guess that means that they're the green stuff from the bank. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if they were poisonous Tyrannosuchuses instead."
Peppy Ankylosaurus jumped in surprise. "WOW! A hundred bucks? We're off to a good start!"
Yoshi smiled. "Sweet! I can buy myself a pool table now!"
Peppy looked over to the phone booths. "Okay, let's see how the phone panels are!"
Marth was looking at inappropriate stuff on the web, not finding anything better to do. "Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored..."
Roy was smashing the crap out of his phone. "RING, DAMN YOU! RING!"
Kirby was still pigging out on the food like the food maniac he was. "Yummy for my tummy!"
Ness was in the final track of Banjo-Pilot. He was close to beating the game. "Yeah! Take that, Banjo!"
Yoshi smiled. "Looks like those guys are doin' fine."
Peppy sweatdropped. "Anyway," he said to the audience, "Let's go to our next event...THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BATTLE!"
Yoshi cheered loudly, as did the audience. "Woohoo! Who are we gonna see get the crap beaten out of, Peppy?"
Peppy was about to answer, when he saw the polls. His mouth dropped, and his eyes widened. "Uh...Yoshi, it's Fox and Falco."
"D'oh." Yoshi mused.
The audience were confused, as they started to murmur.
Peppy turned back to the audience. "That's right, folks! It's finally time to determine which Super Smash Brothers character rules over all, Fox McCloud or Falco Lombardi!"
"Double D'oh," Yoshi mused again.
The audience cheered loudly as the screen comes down, and it features both Fox and Falco on the Great Fox stage on Corneria.
Both Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare were in front row seats in the audience. They were expecting what was to come of the match.
"I don't see why everyone gets so worked up. It's not like we've never seen Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi argue like maniacs a thousand times before." Slippy said.
Peppy Hare nodded. "Yes, but there's the battle stage and everything, that'll add a little something..."
Slippy groaned. "I still think it's dead boring. Why did we even bother to come all this way?"
At that point, a wrinkled ape man with a hefty white beard comes walking by, carrying a large tray stuffed with snacks for sale. Surprisingly, it's Andross, the enemy of the Star Fox crew.
"Peanuts, popcorn, pretzels, softdrinks, ice cream, hamburgers, hot dogs, rice balls, Coca-Cola, and manju! Get your extra fattening snacks here!" Andross shouted, as he started throwing several snacks to the people in the audience. he smiled as he got back money.
Slippy's eyes widened with joy. "Oh, perfect timing! Hey, snack boy, throw me a manju!" He shouted to Andross.
Irritated by Slippy's disrespectful tone, the disgruntled "snack boy" Andross obeys the froggy boy's command a little too literally and forcefully throws a manju cake right in Slippy's face, sending the sweet bean paste splattering all over his face.
Slippy, dazed, moans. "...I didn't mean like that."
Peppy hare scratches his head. "It's strange, but that snack guy somehow looks so familiar...Must be just my imagination, I suppose."
As Andross walks away, he mutters to himself. "Jeeze...lousy, good for nothings...after my defeat and the crumbling of my galactic empire, the only job I could find was to be a snack salesman at this crummy place, but soon, I shall make my triumphant comeback and overthrow the whole cosmos! Just you wait! This is only a temporary setback!"
Falco chuckles as he eyes Fox. "Now, we can begin. Are you ready to face bitter defeat at the hands of the most perfect man in the cosmos?"
Fox scoffs. "You're really full of yourself. But I'll make you eat those words!"
Falco rolls his eyes. "Really? The only you'll eat is...flaming laser death!"
Falco then rapidly pulls a gun from his jacket and fires a thin blaster ray at Fox. However, he was prepared for this kind of offense.
"That won't work on me! Reflect!" Fox shouted.
Crouching down, Foxy summons a glowing force barrier which sends Falco's laser shot right back at him. However, he leaps into the air and easily avoids his diverted projectile.
Fox takes the ray gun he was carrying from his pocket and tosses it away. Falco then drops his gun on the ground and crushes the weapon under his foot, with a sly grin.
The full violence of the fight had burst out now, with Falco unleashing a rain of fierce kicks and punches. But to his frustrations, Fox's skillful maneuvers allowed him to avoid this barrage of attacks.
Falco growls. "Damn you! Stand still so I can rip you to pieces!"
Fox laughs. "No can do, you'll have to think of something better than that!"
An enraged Falco then increased the vigor of his offense, but with some effort, Fox managed to keep up his evasive actions.
At that point, Foxy had been driven to the arena's edge. No longer able to run from the stormy attacks of his opponent, he soon found himself slammed onto the ground, with Falco grabbing him by his throat and slowly tightening his grip.
Falco chuckles as he holds down Fox. "I've got you now, you're at my mercy, McCloud."
Fox grins. "That is...exactly what I wanted you to think! Eat this!"
Before Falco could react, Fox had delivered a powerful knee kick to his stomach. Falco was stunned with disbelief for a moment, which allowed Fox to continue his offense with a strong kick to Falco's face. With a howl of agony, Falco staggered backwards. This gave Fox the chance to get up on his feet, and suddenly, glowing flames began to surround his body...
"You've made a fatal mistake, that's just what I was waiting for. You've given me the time-out I needed to charge this decisive blow!" Fox shouted at Falco.
The entire crowd was holding it's breath, staring in disbelief as violent flames erupted all around Fox.
Fox now launched himself, as a mass of raging flames at his opponent. Falco was hit by the full impact of the fearsome Fire Fox attack, which hurled him to the ground with a resounding crash, where he remained motionless, as the flames around Fox's body gradually died down again.
Falco manages to get up. He growls angrily. Gripped by bitter rage, Falco hurled himself at Fox one more time, but he simply stepped aside, and delivered a rapid blow to the back of Falco's neck. This caused Falco to lose consciousness and crash to the ground. Fox stared at his fainted opponent for a while.
Fox just shook his head. "You just never change, Falco..."
Falco gasped. "Wait! Fox, nooooo!"
Fox then bent over and picked up the unconscious Falco, and carrying him over his shoulder, Fox walked out of the stadium ignoring the bewildered cheers of the crowd, who were applauding his smooth victory at full blast.
As the screen turned off and went back up, the huge audience cheered loudly as Yoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus came back onto the stage.
"So Peppy," Yoshi asked, "How much money have we collected so far?"
"Let's find out, Yoshi," Peppy said, as the audience turned their attention to the donation panel.
Dr. Hoshi sighed to himself as he was reading TIMES magazine on a beach chair. "I can't believe I actually agreed to this..."
Yoshi and Peppy both sweatdropped at Dr. Hoshi's predicament. They were also surprised that they lost 15 dollars.
"Um...Hoshi...we sorta lost money..." Peppy whispered.
Dr. Hoshi turned around to glance at Yoshi and Peppy. "Hey! I was bored! I had to get something to keep me entertained! I mean, c'mon! You just can't expect me to stand out here all day and not get bored!"
Yoshi sighed. "The doc has a point, Pep..."
Peppy buried his face in his hands. "Good lord...this is friggin' pathetic."
Yoshi turned to the audience. "And now, it's time for our annual clip shows from our favorite fanfics!"
With that said, Yoshi and Peppy quickly run off the stage, and another screen appears, featuring scenes from other famous Super Smash Brothers fanfics. (P.S. I do not own any of the following scenes from the other fanfics, except Yoshi Kart.)
Fanfic Scene 1:
“I don’t know why I ended up with Luigi,” said Nana glumly. “Nobody likes Luigi!”
“Hey-a!” said Luigi angrily. “That is not-a true! Plenty of-”
“Shut up,” said Nana. “Master Hand, why couldn’t I just team up with Popo again?”
Master Hand sighed. “I already explained; we don’t want to have the same combinations as last time.”
“Fine,” said Nana. “But now who do I put this dog collar on?”
“Dog-a collar?” said Luigi.
Nana turned to Luigi, smiling. “Hey…”
“I am not-a wearing that-a!” said Luigi, crossing his arms.
“Yes. You. Are,” breathed Nana.
“No-a!”
Nana pulled out a shotgun and leveled it at Luigi’s chest. “One last chance.”
Luigi stared at the gun. “You-a wouldn’t shoot me.”
“Yes, I would,” said Nana.
“No-a you wouldn’t,” said Luigi.
Nana shot him.
“See?” said Nana. “I will shoot you.”
“Uh…” said Master Hand quietly, “I do believe he’s dead.”
“Oh,” said Nana. “You’re right, he is.”
Master Hand backed away.
“Pity, that,” said Nana.
Fanfic Scene 2:
Two swordsmen and a princess-well, actually, a swordsman, a kid-man, and a bitch-now traveled through the mansion in search of Mewtwo. It was incredibly unlikely that he'd even be there, seeing as how he liked solitude. But they still walked. And all this walking really took a toll on Link's bladder.
He started dancing.
"Hey!" Zelda yelled to Marth.
"What happened?"
"Your little friend here is doing the pee-pee dance. And it's getting on my ner-"
"I gotta go," Link whined.
"Hold it in," said Marth.
"I can't. I gotta go now." Link was still doing the pee-pee dance, making whiny noises.
Marth looked directly at Zelda.
"No. Hell no!"
"Zelda, you should take him to the bathroom."
"What for?"
"I don't know. You're the mother here."
"When the (beep) did this happen?" Zelda fumed. Link started crying.
"I gotta go!"
"Go Zelda."
"I don't want to. Let him piss his pants if he has to."
The two could hear water running.
"Oops..." Link whispered.
"Ew..." said Zelda, walking away.
All Marth could do was laugh. All of this commotion attracted Ganondorf.
"What's he doing now?"
Marth kept laughing.
"What the hell is that smell?"
"I wet myself..." Link still whispered for no clear reason.
"...Okay, this is retarded...What's going on, Marth?"
Marth retained his laughter.
"Don't know. Could you hold this for a second?"
"No." Ganondorf began to walk away.
Fanfic Scene 3:
“Everybody might want to move, and someone might want to put up a cushion wall, cause this could be a pretty destructive entrance” Mario warned everyone.
Master hand shrugged and snapped his fingers. Instantly, a long wall of mattresses appeared, creating a shield around the mansion. Everyone then got out of the way, just as the motorcycle appeared.
The man riding the cycle was wearing Swedish clogs, and had on a yellow shirt with purple overalls, plus a yellow hat with a "W" on it. His bike was a sort of really dark yellow, with the letter “W” on a circle just below the headlight.
“Wario. Figures” Peach said. Wario then started wobbling, and he fell over, sliding pretty fast right into the mattress wall.
“Any time he rides his bike, Wario always crashes” Mario and luigi explained. “Him, us, and his brother, Waluigi know that he’ll never figure out how to ride that thing properly, but he still does, and always ends up destroying something.”
“Oh, shut up Mario” Wario said as he got up. “Its not that I can’t ride it, it’s just that it needs to be repaired, but I’m flat out broke.”
“Broke?” Mario asked as if it was the greatest joke ever made. The entire Mario cast started laughing.
Once they’d finally calmed down, Bowser had to point out something. “Wario, you have more cash than most billionaires in the world.”
“You just choose not to spend it” Luigi finished. Then they all broke into more laughter.
Wario got mad, and started chasing them, while the Benny hill theme started playing in the background.
“Wow, that was an odd entrance” Ness said. Mr. Game and watch beeped in agreement, and Falco just nodded, then walked back inside.
Fanfic Scene 4:
Chad frowned and said, "I'm afraid not, sorry." He then thought of something and blurted out, "BUT, I can be your partner for the Grand Prix."
"Sure, why not." Peach said, though she was still said about her hair.
Suddenly, Professor E. Gadd popped up. "Did I hear someone mention Hair growth formula?"
Peach sighed and nodded.
E. Gadd smiled widely. "What a coincidence! I just happen to have some with me!" He pulled out a bottle of black liquid, that could have been mistaken for India Ink. "Splash this on your head, and you'll be guaranteed to have a full head of long blond hair once again!" He unscrewed the bottle and poured it onto Peach's head.
Suddenly, Peach's scalp erupted with a volcano blast of blond hair, that shot out from every follicle on her head. Her blond hair was growing fast and showed NO signs of stopping.
E. Gadd laughed nervously. "Oh dear... Peach seems to have become a modern day Rapunzel..."
Peach's blonde hair had grown back, but was so bushy and long that it spread out EVERYWHERE.
Peach moaned from underneath her huge mass of blonde hair. "I know I wanted to have my long hair back...but this is TOO MUCH." She brushed her now long bangs out of her eyes.
Chad stood there, surprised. "Wow, that’s a lot of hair," He said. He turned to Professor E. Gadd and asked, "How much ink was in that thing, anyway?"
E. Gadd looked at the bottle. "Only a few pints... But it seems a little too strong... But at least there weren't any side effects..."
Chad sighed and said, "So, who are you, anyway? I heard of a guy who looked like you, but I never met him. I think his name was E. Gadd or something..."
E. Gadd smiled. "That's me! I'm the founder of Starbeans Cafe! And the one who invented Luigi's Ghost Vacuum, and Mario's Water Cannon, that you might have seen with them."
Chad's face light up, and he cheered. "All right! You ARE Professor E. Gadd! You're also the one who invented the Gadd Light, right?" He asked in a happy mood.
Prof. E. Gadd nodded. "The very same!" He was about to say something else when he heard the sound of fabric ripping, and Peach's scream. He turned around, and his eyes nearly bugged out of his head. "Oh my... Looks like my hair tonic does have side effects after all..."
He pointed to Peach, who not only had an endless head of blonde hair, but whose breasts, hips and butt has suddenly inflated, giving her quite the hourglass figure, and tearing her dress a bit.
"MAMA-MIA!" Mario had suddenly appeared, his jaw dropped to the floor, his eyes bulging, and his nose bleeding a river.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi shouted in unison.
Luigi just stared. "I thought Peach was beautiful before, but MAMA-MIA!"
Chad's eyes widened as he started running around, screaming. "AHH! IT'S A MONSTER! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" He shouted, which drew the attention to Ralph Red Koopa, who was standing nearby.
"What in God's name is THAT?" He exclaimed, pointing to the now inflated Peach.
Dr. Hoshi stuttered, then he turned his head to Ralph and said, "That's Peach...she's been...INFLATED!"
Fanfic Scene 5:
Fox, Falco, Ness, Marth, Roy, and Link rush downstairs to the mall’s bottom floor to find a crowd gathering around the fallen Captain Falcon and the other victim. Ness runs to Falcon and helps him sit up.
“Ohh, what happened?” mumbles Falcon as stars swim in his eyes.
“You fell down to the bottom floor,” Marth replies, “but you landed on somebody.”
Just then the “somebody” groans and sits up as well. To the group’s surprise, he is a brown raccoon in a blue business suit. Two raccoon kits dressed in the same clothing help him up. (You probably know who this is now, right?) With one final groan, he says, “Who fell on me?”
“That’s our buddy Falcon here,” answers Link. “It was an accident.”
“I understand. No hard feelings.”
“Who are you?” Ness asks.
“My name is Tom Nook,” replies the coon. “I own some of the shops here. My sons Timmy and Tommy,” he gestures at the two twin kits, “help me out. I was just walking to my sporting goods store when you friend here fell from the middle floor and landed on me.”
“Wait, you own the sports store on the middle floor?” asks Roy.
“Yes, that’s mine.”
“We were just in there. Could you show us around?”
“I’d be delighted!”
The group trots off, with the swordsmen chatting with Nook about certain items they are looking for. But for some reason, Fox does not follow. Falco, who is at the back of the gang, runs back to drag him with them. Then he notices that Fox is twitching strangely.
“Uh, Fox, why are you all…twitchy like that?”
“Heh, heh heh…twitchy!” pants Fox in a high-pitched voice, foaming at the mouth a bit. “Who’s twitchy? I’m not twitchy!”
“Okaaay…well, just come with us, and I’ll see if I can find Dr. Mario along the way.” Nervously Falco grabs his partner’s hand and drags him off after their friends.
Peppy and Yoshi both chuckled nervously as the walked back onto the stage. "Hehehehe...well, there you go, folks," Peppy said.
"Those were the worst scenes ever!" Yoshi shouted.
Peppy turned to the audience. "And now, here's the best commercial based on SSBM! Hit it, Link!"
Link was in the back, eating tons of donuts. He threw his boomerang at the projection camera, and the commercial appeared.
(P.S. The following commercial belongs to Joebthegreat, cause it came from his SSBM Advertisement fanfic.) Fox and Falco were hanging out in an alleyway being the cool people they were.
“BE REAL! OH YEAH BE YOURSELF!” they started singing some cheesy song that you never really cared about and then pulled out some Cokes.
The song was saying something about expressing yourself as Pikachu was frying Ash with his electric attack, he then stole Ash’s Coke. The song then started to talk about freedom as Dr. Mario got jumped by Ganondorf outside of an alleyway and got his Coke stolen. Dr. Mario tried to fight back, but got punched and flew back into the building across the street.
Back to Fox and Falco. They were still hangin’ in the alleyway when Marth and Roy came up and joined in. They all sang along to the song.
“BE REAL! OH YEAH BE YOURSELF!”
It was talking about peace and love as Mr. G&W was break dancing on the sidewalk. Sadly, he fell through a crack in the ground and was never seen again. It started to talk about friendship as Jigglypuff and Kirby danced through a fountain of water. They were then launched up due to how light they were and how much pressure the water was giving. They were never seen again.
The whole SSBM crew was now here (with the obvious exceptions of Dr. Mario, Mr. G&W, Jigglypuff, and Kirby) and they were singing.
“BE REAL! OH YEAH BE YOURSELF!”
They were on the roof now, dancing and singing whilst drinking their Cokes. The roof couldn’t hold their weight though, and so it collapsed, killing them all.
Everyone in the studio, including both Peppy Ankylosaurus and Yoshi, sweatdropped as they watched in disbelief. "This is pathetic..." Peppy muttered to himself.
Yoshi scoffed and grumbled to himself. "I've seen better stuff pulled out of May's sweet ass-"
"YOSHI!" Peppy Ankylosaurus shouted at his best friend. Peppy chuckled nervously and turned back to the audience. "And, uh, now...let's check on the doc."
Dr. Hoshi is seen sleeping, with the Donation Board above him saying: 0005000000.00.
"And Dr. Hoshi is dead," Peppy said, sarcastically.
"WOW!" Yoshi exclaimed, looking at the donation board, "We got over 5 million big bucks! We can get our selves the Playstation 2, X-Box, X-Box 360, Nintendo Gamecube, Playstation Portable, and the Nintendo DS with that much!"
Peppy smiled. "Well, at least there are nice donators out there who contributed to the newcomers for Super Smash Brothers Brawl."
Yoshi sighed as he turned to the audience. "Well, let's check on the phone booth guys."
Marth was phoning someone else. He waited for a voice, which answered, "Welcome to sex chat. Here, you will talk to beautiful women. Please hold on."
"Sweet," Marth muttered.
The phone loines stretched to two different guys, who were ironically Brock and Young Link.
"Hello?" Young Link said.
"Are you a beautufl woman?" Brock asked the other phone server.
Marth rolled his eyes. "Do I sound like a beautiful woman?"
Roy, on the other hand, was beating the crap out of his phone. Ness was STILL playing Banjo-Pilot, and Kirby was pigging out on the oof, who was even fatter than usual.
Peppy Ankylosaurus sighed. "Ugh. This telethon was a waste."
"What to do then?" Yoshi asked.
Peppy shrugged and turn to Yoshi. "We'll have to end it here." He said. The yellow Ankylosaurus turned to the audience. "Well folks, that's all the time we have! Thanks for joining us!"
"See you next time!" Yoshi said, as the audience cheered, and the two dinosaurs left the stage.
