Page 83: Zatch
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“Wow! Zatch come down here!” Kiyo shouted up the stairs in amazement (?).
“What is it?” Zatch called down. He was playing with Volcan 300 in Kiyos room.
“It’s…. us!” Kiyo yelled, “come down nowwww!!!!”
There was a crashing noise as Zatch tumbled down the stairs with his Volcan.
He raced into the room looking like he had just fought all the mamado in the world.
“What is it? Yellowtail? Yellowtail!” Zatch shouted excitedly and Kiyo had to hit him with a book to keep him quiet. “What is it?” He asked more quietly now.
Kiyo pointed to the screen and said simply, “Look.” Zatch stared at the screen. It was showing a show with a big colourful logo.
“So?” he asked but stopped when he saw the logo said “Zatch Bell”! “Aaaahh!!” It’s me, I’m being stalked by someone! He turned to Kiyo with tears streaming down his face and cried, “Help me Kiyo!!”
“Shut up Zatch it’s just a show,” Kiyo snapped but couldn’t hide his surprise.
“Aaahh yellowtail!” Zatch launched himself at the screen in a desperate attempt to grab the “yellowtail” from the T.V. He tried to lick the “yellowtail” but only tasted the screen.
“Idiot! Get away from the screen!” Kiyo shrieked at Zatch when he saw himself and Zatch get into the bank to rescue the hostages on the show. He picked up the phone and called Megumi, Foglore, Kafka and Li-en. Within a few minutes the bookkeepers and their mamado were all sitting in Kiyos living room. They sat mesmerized by the show.
“Oh Zatch,” sighed Tia as she saw Zatch saving her from Maruss,”You’re so brave!”
She swooned (what does that mean?) and fainted.
“Look Foglore! There’s you and me kicking Zatch’s butt!” Kanchome yelled. He and Foglore broke out into “Hey Hey Lets Dance All Day” and then “Iron Man Foglore”.
“SHUT UP!!!” The company yelled at them. The ending credits flashed on the screen.
“Created and owned by Makoto Raiku” stood out.
“Eeeeek! Someone owns me!” Zatch screamed as tears poured down his face. He banged his fists on the floor in anguish.
The company gasped.
The front door opened and Suzy skipped in. “Hey guys are we having a slumber party?”
“Umm Suzy?” said Kiyo, “it’s only12:00.”
Then she noticed the show (it was a Zatch Bell marathon) “OMIGOSH OMIGOSH it’s me! She pointed at the screen. “And who is that girl walking close beside you?” she asked suspiciously.
“Umm that’s just Shion” Kiyo explained hastily not wanting to make her think he was dating her. Which he wasn’t.
“Aaaaahhh!” Zatch screamed for the 3rd time in an hour, “Penny no! Not Penny!! Nooooo!!!” He attacked the T.V. viciously and had to be pulled off by Kafka.
“Meru meru me?” Ponygon asked when he saw himself.
“It’s Zofis! The one who manipulates peoples minds!” yelled Megumi.
It was Kiyos turn to attack the TV. “ZOFIS IM GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!”
Kiyo roared, startling the bookkeepers and causing Kanchome to pass out in fear.
“Kanchome!” said Foglore. He stood up and began an Iron Man Kanchome. Kanchome remained on the floor.
The TV Zofis was saying to TV Li-en,” You know Wonrei doesn’t love you!” Li-en gasped and shouted at the TV, “That’s not true!!”
The TV Zofis continued, “You know it is.” With that Li-en launched herself at the TV and tried to attack TV Zofis.
“Aaahh!” Zatch was shouting, “It’s mamado from 1,000 years ago!”
“Why Makoto Raiku, why?” Kiyo could be heard shouting through all the noise as everybody attacked the TV.
At Makotos Studio:
AC let out an evil laugh as he left the bathroom leaving the toilet Seat up "Why are you Submitting me To Torture" Said Makoto
"to Force You to read This Fanfiction."
