Homestuck Pitch
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Fact Hunt
Alexander Cayford: Hello, there. I come to you to propose a new use for the Kingdom Hearts IP since you are clearly want to bow out of the video game publishing business. See, many a fan were clamoring for a television series since the very first game in the series, and I believe that you once tried your hand at producing one yourselves, but alas, Nomura's expansive plans for the Kingdom Hearts Saga far outweighed your own so it met the fate of the Atlantis cartoon and ended up on the cutting room floor. And basically, it is ultimately for the best as it has gotten so convoluted, so dreary and so panderous that the original continuity is no longer able to stand on its own two feet without bending over backwards with clunky exposition and idiotic concepts to justify pulling a character back from their toy chest of original characters. So what better way to announce a show than to have Kingdom Hearts III set her up on the spot with the power of internet psudocelebrity Andrew Hussie!
AH: what.
Alexander Cayford: Hello, You! I'm a cheap Guru Larry impression. And I Welcome you to Fact Hunt: Seven Simple Steps to Set up a Series for Kingdom Hearts.
Homestuck - Webcomic
Homestuck is known for its huge cast of characters with a relatively equal level of male and female players in each session of the SBurb universe-creation Video Game whether human or insectoid-alien creature person. The comic has recently ended its 6 year and 12 month run after garnering a most impressive fanbase, but the ending was sort of... unsatisfactory to say the least. The fact that it ended completely open-ended means you can slap on a stunning revelation that continues the story to an extent and no one would ultimately argue with you, a clean start without scrapping continuity, Something the Powerpuff Reboot tried and failed at miserably since there was only one target they were aiming for. <We're in the Money>
DeeP DiSH: Sometimes I wish I had one of those new Powerpuff Girl toys just so I could throw it against a wall.
Cut to the land of Fairy Tales, where Kingdom Hearts Unchained X takes place. There are words of there being a Traitor amongst the five foretellers heading the individual divisions of the game brought into being by the Master of Masters, the one true creator of the X-Blade.
DeeP DiSH: Now there's this Fan-Theory zigzagging about, saying that Sora and the Gang have been re-encarnated from these Foretellers: Terra from Ursius, Ventus from Leopardos, Aqua from Aquius, Kairi from Vulpis, Riku from Unicornus and Sora from that sixth foreteller who didn't get a Book of Prophecies. But who is the master of masters? Someone who knows about this world inside and out, maybe he was one of the twenty creators of this particular world after beating a certain video game in the seventh and currently final act of Homestuck?
<1: Kingdom Hearts created by the Homestuck Cast>
Think about it, the reborn world from the mainline Kingdom Hearts canon would be a post-scratch version of the Unchained X universe with Eraqus, Xehanort, Yen-Sid, A version of Riley from Pixar's Inside Out and Masako (Kairi's Grandmother) replacing the Foretellers as the elder masters and the Foretellers becoming the loveable younglings we've grown to love for over a decade now. This revelation will be something no one would be expecting, and I have quite the plan for the Master of Masters.
Undertale - PC
<2: An NX Port of Undertale>
Fullmetal Alchemist - Anime
Fullmetal Alchemist is a Classic work of storytelling which explores the cost of each action and how fate tends to balance out the bad stuff in life with the good. And the themes have never been further exemplified than with the main Superpower of the franchise: Alchemy. For those of you who've been living under an all-american rock for the past decade and a half, Alchemy is the art of understanding the structure of Matter, then breaking down the atoms within to re-organize into a new, more practical form. Edward Elric would show up in a special 42 minute OVA with a spiffy new design where he hangs out with a young Eraqus and Xehanort alongside a couple of other Young Versions of Yensid and Kairi's Grandmother, named Masako.
Sora - Character
<4: Kairi kills off Sora>
Xehanort's Ambitions - Plot Point
<5: Xehanort is posessed by Dirk Strider>
Though not without conscience, he is willing to do reluctantly resurrect Lord English just so Spades Slick can be the one who kills him off.
Kingdom Hearts - Place
<6: Kingdom Hearts is a Philosopher's Stone>
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Movie
<7: Steven Universe and Bugs Bunny>
Series Bible
Realmchained
- goldenChainblade started huddling SpellboundScripture and Shadingvector on 5/31/16
- SS: this better be worth dragging us away from our Mark of Mastery Exams, Eraqus
- gC: I'm Serious!
- gC: I got this invite to an important huddle that can change our lives forever!
- gC: or at least, that's what I think it's gonna be.
- Sv: ...
- gC: Also, the huddlemaster's got Masako's contact information.
- Sv: WHAT!
- SS: Eraqus, you sly fox. How did you manage to get him here?!
- carcinoGeneticist joined the huddle
- cG: ATTENTION, WORTHLESS HUMANS! I COME BRINGING NEWS OF A NEW MULTIMEDIA PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
- gC: Geez!
- gC: Is that... Literally how you type!?
