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Alexander Cayford: Hello, there. I come to you to propose a new use for the Kingdom Hearts IP since you are clearly want to bow out of the video game publishing business. See, many a fan were clamoring for a television series since the very first game in the series, and I believe that you once tried your hand at producing one yourselves, but alas, Nomura's expansive plans for the Kingdom Hearts Saga far outweighed your own so it met the fate of the Atlantis cartoon and ended up on the cutting room floor. And basically, it is ultimately for the best as it has gotten so convoluted, so dreary and so panderous that the original continuity is no longer able to stand on its own two feet without bending over backwards with clunky exposition and idiotic concepts to justify pulling a character back from their toy chest of original characters. So what better way to announce a show than to have Kingdom Hearts III set her up on the spot with the power of internet psudocelebrity Andrew Hussie!
AH: what.
Alexander Cayford: Hello, You! I'm a cheap Guru Larry impression. And I Welcome you to Fact Hunt: Seven Simple Steps to Set up a Series for Kingdom Hearts.
