Kingdom Hearts: Ours/Episode 3: The Secret
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The Uniform
Walt: What do you want for dinner?
<Eyecatch: Kozoe>
"What do you want for Dinner?"
(The Cast are eating Spaghetti and Meatballs)
Maki: Kana! You look cute in that uniform.
Aiko: You too, Kozoe!
Kozoe: How nice of you to notice...
Walt: You should also notice that she made the meal herself.
(Everyone goes to compliment her.)
Kozoe: Why, thank you...
A wish your heart makes
...
Ushiro: What the Hell are you looking at?! (punches Kana)
Maki: ...
(Moji has a concerned look on his face as he sees Takashi at his lowest point yet.)
Kodama: and so, with the theat of the Social Justice League looming overhead due to Kozoe's fall, Disney punishes Trigger by flip turning the break room upside down and turning it's low tables into cardboard boxes
The Cardboard Boxes
(The Staff are sitting on the ceiling)
Producer: Aw, man. Reversed Gravity? Who does that these days!?
Director: Apparently Disney, Wanna sing, Kitoh?
Kitoh: We shall but only after this scene plays out below us.
(The Staff groans)
Kitoh: This never happened with Gonzo...
(pan down to the main cast)
Ushiro: It's the Truth, I didn't mean to push her off! Come on guys, Believe me! Waku obviously wouldn't think of killing one of his best friends, So why would I?
Moji: I understand, Ushiro, so calm down. Everyone, lets try to focus on comprehending the situation at hand. If we don't, there wont be an end to this madness.
Waku: I still don't believe it... Kozoe's gone...
Machi: There's no way... she could've survived that fall...
Daichi: But Ushiro clearly didn't push her off on perpose.
Kanji: I'm good with that, I can tell that he's telling the truth.
Waku: and all those casualties... because we found that damn cave...
(Aiko begins weeping.)
Kako: Shut up! Don't cry!
Maki: She can't help it, it's just natural, Okay!
(Komo goes to confort Aiko as she weeps in her arms.)
Komo: Let's just quit, It's not just a game anymore. Can't you tell just by looking, people have died because of both crashes. Judging by the noise coming from the Town, we might have dealt alot of damage to it...
Aiko: The media's gonna find us and stuff us in a Jersey Shore Knockoff, aren't they...
Kako: No way... What the Hell are we gonna do now?!
Komo: Like I said, we should quit now and avoid any further conflict.
Kako: Ain't it a little late for that?!
Waku: He has a point, How can we quit? We can't back out of the contract so we can't run away...
Chizu: But there's a ton of people wounded or dead, so I don't think we'll draw too much suspicion... as long as we keep quiet about it, that is.
Kako: Y-Yeah! That's It!
Komo: We can't, people have died here just like the last Crash. That level of destruction can't be forgiven!
Kodama: God, You're such a bunch of morons... (everyone looks to him, leaning on the chalkboard) Instead of focusing on who has died along with Kozoe, we must think of those still standing such as ourselves... (we show the rest of the cast as he speaks) Death will act as our bread and butter, so we might as well get used to it for her sake.
Maria: N-No way...
(We see the upside down producers of the anime watching the scene conclude.)
Kitoh: Now you can sing.
(they do just that.)
Director: Man, this sucks...
Producer: Man, this sucks...
Storyboard Artist: Man, this sucks...
Structure Planner: Man, this sucks...
Kitoh: 3, 2, 1, let's jam.
(Cue a panning shot to show the remaining pilots mourning the death of Kozoe as the staff sing their song. The final bit of said song has the camera focus on Waku)
Staff: No matter what we try, the manga screws us up. No matter who we save, we're always out of luck. Maybe we should quit, but we're stuck with this Shit, we've got an Iron-Clad contract and it means that we are totally, totally, totally...
