The Princess of Joy
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Prologue
Homework
Magen: 26 unique forms of Martial Arts that utalises a person's alchemic and scientific intellect and computer programming expertise.
Meistro: Magical Warriors that use Magen and the power of their Spark.
Plot Devices: Tools that use Thynr to cast magen, summon/create objects, cook meals, power devices and cast Spells that bend the other laws of Science.
Metasphere: Another Dimension that is made up of Galaxies born from an Individual's Imagination as Channeled by Disney Infinity: The Video Game, Doesn't beat SBurb's ability to create a freaking universe, but it's a start.
Plotworks: Spectral Aliens that inhabit the Metasphere. These come in three types of Gingaranium Bodies; Generics, Identities and Toys.
- Generics: NPC characters that are basically Lego Minifigs
- Identities: Beings born from a being's Imagination without a source to copy. It's very rare to see a Toy Box where they exist, let alone one made by a human being. Those created by other Plotworks such as Creanna would erode away into Thynr in any sort of way. Example: Sekai's erosion comes in the form of physically growing older.
- Toy: A Plotwork based upon a certain being from a person's Memory and in most cases, One's Legacy. Example: the Disney Infinity Platform in-universe generates a Galaxy stuffed to the gills with these lifeforms and the worlds they inhabit.
Spark: a lifeform's state of self-balance of it's seven parts; the Body and Mind, the Heart and one's Willpower, intellect and bonds between the lifeform and it's friends. But the most important part of the spark is Imagination, and with an excellent balance of this, one can generate the Thynr needed to cast Magen, No matter who you are, the Imagination makes one's spark capable of extraordinary things.
Thynr: The mystical energy that we can convert from mass or energy that comes in the form of liquid or radiation.
Gingaranium: A unique crystalline Metal found in Plot Devices and Plotwork Bodies that emits Thynr
P.A.I.N.T.: Powered Arsenal of Interactive NanoTechnomorphics, A type of nanotechnology with the look and feel of colored chalk or chalkdust used to create a Coat of Paint.
Coat: A weapon crafted out of Paint through an aspect of it's meistro's personality, If that aspect is an identity, then that specific identity becomes the Gear known as a P.A.I.N.T. Persona which has the ability to become it's own identity.
God: A being who can bestow apon a single soul a set of powers to the God's choosing ranging to the mundane to mastery over a single magen should they pledge themselves to it.
Kamentator: A mystical Imp of nonexistance used by a God to find those willing to pledge
Chronicle Nemesis: a set of scientific laws that keep the cosmos in check.
- To create Thynr manually, you must channel the plasma in your body or molecules of any element on the periodic table.
- The less of something you have you wish to recreate, the more Thynr you must use.
- if someone were to pledge themselves to a certain God, they are to Channel their power as soon as possible or have your physical body burn into Thynr.
- Entering a Divine Chronicle is strictly forbidden.
Divine Chronicle: A list of important stories that should not be entered or diverged.
Atomisa Academy: A learning institution on Jupiter that grooms people from Fourth Grade to University to be Meistros and strengthening their sparks.
Nintega Suiite: A console developed on Mars and shipped across the Milky Way Galaxy. Some of the copies of this Pinnacle of Human Technology are packed with a curious version of Disney Infinity with a On-Disc Playset named "Metasphere"
Characters
Player Characters
- Trasme Capulet:
- Xandre Mabrez:
- Narnia "Narnie" Paravel:
- Zyrca Capulet:
- Walter Saget:
- Kimohno Welker:
- Reiko Onbin:
- Lunarita 'Luna' Kellner:
- Freya Athens:
- Jess Paltrivel:
- Jade Paltrivel:
- Frieda Paltrivel:
- Chase Paltrivel:
- Maddie Zocute:
Disney-Based Figurines
Pixar Characters
- Woody Pryde:
- Buzz Lightyear:
- Jessie Pryde:
- James P. "Sulley" Sullivan:
- Mike Wazowski:
- Randall "Randy" Boggs:
- Robert "Mr. Incredible" Parr:
- Helen "Mrs. Incredible" Parr:
- Violet Parr:
- Dashell Robert "Dash" Parr:
- Syndrome:
Disney Animated Canon
- King Mickey Mouse:
- Rapunzel:
- Wreck-It Ralph:
- Vanellope:
- Anna:
- Elsa:
Bruckhimer Films
- Jack Sparrow:
- Hector Barbosa:
- Davy Jones:
- Lone Ranger:
- Tonto:
- Butch Cavendish:
Misc.
- Jack Skellington:
- Phineas Flynn:
- Ferb Fletcher:
- Agent P:
- Candice Flynn:
Nobles and Other Figurines
- King Walt Disney:
- Queen Creanna:
- Sir Michael 'Mike' Eisener the Prosperous:
- Sir Frank Wells the Just:
- Sir Jeffrey "Katz" Katznburg the Brave:
- Sir Robert Iger the Unity:
- Sir John Lassenter the Builder:
- Sekai:
- Lilo:
- Myrdle:
- Flo:
- Lauren:
- Marie:
- Millicent:
- Yazmine:
Muginga Corporation
Gurren Lagann
- Simon:
- Nia:
- Rossiu:
- Kamina:
Explination of the World
Aliens.
Foreword
Metafiction, the science of understanding the structure of Thynr, absorbing it from the air that we breathe and using it to advance the plot by either summoning or creating the things we need, or dissapearing into another place in the world or another world entirely. But Metafiction is a Science, To create Thynr, you must sacrifice anything from the ground beneath your feet to the clothes on your back to even a vital element of your body, the less of what makes up something's mass, the more thynr you have to use, that is a principle of Chronicle Nemesis. There is an Academy for people who seek to master the true power of thynr, and as the school tells us, you either learn it the easy way or the hard way.
Anime: Cosmic Infinity Gurren Lagann
Episode Guide
Arc 1: The Journey to Creanna
Chapter 1: Amnesia
Arc 2: A new life
Every Great Idea...
-Bob 'Mr. Incredible' Parr POV-
Plenty of us were gathering and for good reason, too. There were new Disney Ideas being realized, and with it, new characters. Everybody gathered to see the sparks fly towards the Ivory Tower
and they're watchin' us...
-Helen 'Mrs. Incredible' Parr POV-
"I'm greatful for the second oven for me to bake some cupcakes and Kit-Kat-Peanut Butter brownies..." Randy stated as he made his way to the Candy-Coated Wafers. "but why do you want a meatloaf below my tray, isnt the three in your oven enough?"
"Do keep in mind that Sekai's known for eating more than what a girl her age usually eats and never gaining a single pound." I stated to Randy "She's basically got a bottomless pit of a stomach when it comes to meat and Snacks. I never really saw Sekai get any fatter except for a few minutes, half an hour tops."
"But we're toys, we never change excepting for a brief gag." Randy replied upon my reminder "In fact the only way Sekai can actually change is through her body gradually aging due to her erosion that I hear she plans to find a way to halt."
"I know that we're toys, It's just that she's rather uncontrollable with the food she eats, her expectations are high. Someone has to keep her appetite under control, so I chose to cook a Meatloaf specifically for her and Violet to share in order for Sekai to do just that..." I stated before I looked to a supposed empty chair "This is the key word that Sekai has to learn tonight, Share."
Violet disspelled her power of Invisibility with full knowledge of what our discussion entailed as she stated: "Whatever you say, Mom."
At that point I heard the doorbell ring, Violet answered the door and guess who it was.
"Yo, Vi..." Said the princess, she sounded a bit half hearted and out of it today... "You wouldn't mind if I brought in a few of my 'friends' over, would ya?"
"Sure, not at all..." Violet replied as one by one they entered the house.
"For a superhero's house it seems rather...dull." Lilo remarked.
"That's because all the superhero stuff's most likely in a secret part of the basement, dork" Myrdle sneered.
"I am very delighted by your choice in decor, Mrs. Incr-" Lauren would have completed the sentence if Flo didn't pinch her lips
"So sorry, Some people are not as aware of the house rules when it comes to secret Identities, Mrs. Parr" Flo explained.
"Why don't you give away our secret, would ya?" Snarked Marie, Clearly not enjoying the sleepover at all.
Alright, to make the Identities of the characters perfectly clear, Lilo is the muscle-toned one in the green tank-top and red pajama pants with hawaiian-style flowers, Myrdle is the one in the green midriff shirt and light blue pajama pants, Flo wears a pink nightgown, Lauren wears a full set of green pajamas and Marie is clad in a light blue tank top and deep blue pajama pants.
"Wait, you mentioned there would bw seven other guests alongside Sekai..." Randy inquired "Where are the other two?"
At that point a thundering presence was felt as a trail of flames channeled a shadowy queen of pure evil to her destiny.
"Maleficent!" Flo exclaimed with an added sternness to her voice.
"Please do calm yourselves, I am not here to spread chaos today..." Maleficent stated in a matter-of-fact way of speaking "I am only here to drop off the puppet."
At that point I saw a timid young lady of seventeen emerge from behind the Mistress of Evil. She was clad in a black skintight muscle shirt and matching pajama pants which were both covered in markings and streamlines familiar to the programs in the Grid. Her raven-black locks of hair were complimented by a lighter shade of green than her mother...
Yep, that's definely Millicent.
"Do keep in mind that if you were to allow my seed the chance to take even a step out of line, you shall face me and the powers of hell!" Maleficent boasted as an irritated voice sneered "Give it a rest, will ya, you old crow?"
I knew that sharp tounge anywhere, It was probably-
Yep, all Yazmine.
Only she'd wear a small midriff poncho over a light purple tank top and pajama jeans as deep a purple as her poncho.
"Alright, You've got us on speed dial and fifty-six dollars for Pizza if their supper goes awry..." reminded her caretaker, Yzma, to whom she replied: "Yeah, auntie Yzma..."
"Oh, and please do not forget your mission." Yzma added. her confidaunt and Incan emperor Kuzco's royal advisor Kronk was bewildered by this, no surprise there...
"Mission, you never told her about any-" It was then that Kronk noticed her twitching eyebrow. "Riiiiiight, the mission, the mission for Yazmine, eh-heh...Yazmine's mission."
It was there that Kronk readied the coach llama while Maleficent made her way inside the carriage. The Llama would then pull the wooden vehicle on it's way back to Maleficent's Fortress but not before Maleficent would peek through the window uttering: "Have fun."
"Geez, Millie..." complained Yazmine to sickly green companion. "Your old crow's made you such a tool since you arrived."
"Dont Insult her wickedness..." Millicent faintly cried. "She can hear everything."
"Hold on just a second." I intervened. "I specifically had Rick pull some strings to get you here and not have Maleficent spy on you. She even signed a legally-binding contract clearly stating that neither she or her minions are allowed within fifty feet of this house during the sleepover."
"are...are you sure...Mommy won't see us?" asked Millicent.
"Of Course, It's one of the many reasons we planned this occasion in the first place." Violet added as Lauren cheered "Now show your delight for this brief moment of freedom through a big cheerful cheer!"
"yay." Millicent softly cheered.
"Ugh! You call that your cheer of freedom" Yazmine Complained. "Louder!"
"yay."
"Louder!"
"yay."
"LOUDEEEEEEEEER!!!!!" Well, Yazmin certainly has the lungs for that! Hopefully Millie does too, because she's inhaling rather deeply before letting out a loud-
"yaaaaay." -letdown.
"Chin up, you two, let her truly celebrate her freedom when she feels like it." Flo stated to her peers with a motherly tone "Her 'Mother' wasn't always this evil, You know."
"And that girl is living proof of that!" Marie added as if she had a secret to hide.
As we made our way inside, Randy had already put the Brownies in the Bottom Shelf of the Oven and was ready to add the Ingredients together for the Cupcakes when all of a sudden:
"Hey, Randy!" The chameleonesque creature was startled by the sudden appearence of my son. "Is that cupcake mix, Can I help?"
"Hold on a second," Randy responded as Dash poured what seemed to be a cup flour into the mixing bowl "How'd a kid like you sneak past a monster like me besides the obvious?"
"Heheheh... We were spying on you for sweets!" Said a voice in the dishwasher that came from a pidgon...wait.
Puff!
Yeah, that figures "Swiping potions from the Secret Lab? Do you literally have nothing to Do Kuzco?"
"Kuzco?! God, what are you doing here?" Yazmine asked.
"Getting himself into Trouble for breaking rule number one of this sleepover: Only those of the fairer sex are allowed in the house until exactly 11:09 tomorrow morning, when Sekai and her friends are out of the house." I explained to Yazmine although this rule is aimed more towards Dash and Kuzco. "Which means..."
"NO DUDES ALLOWED!!" Sekai cheered!
"...yay." 'cheered' Milli as she watched Sekai use a Frying Pan to send Kuzco on his way.
"And as for you, I take it you figured out why I planned the Camping Trip with your father and Jack-Jack?" I told Dash.
"But Dad won't let me use my 3DS!" Dash complained as I started taking him by the shirt and excruting him from the house.
"Well, You're just going to tell your father that are you" I replied as I gently lowered him to the ground. Just because we're Toys who can respawn in seconds doesn't mean we can't take caution every now and again. "Alright, first on the Agenda, Spin the Bottle."
I laid out a plastic bottle in front of Violet, Sekai and all the rest of the girls.
"Alright since Sekai is the one who'll spin first, I'll start us off with asking Sekai to tell something about herself and she can't refuse" I explained to Sekai's peers "With that said, Name one thing you want more than anything."
"I want friends..." She stated.
"Are you kidding? You've got plenty of friends that are right there sitting alongside you." I proudly responded to her. "In fact, I planned this so that You would welcome Violet into-"
"It'll be pointless!" She barked back at me. "We're physically a few years older than her because of my erosion and Creanna's programming."
"You could at least try to understand why they're here." I calmly stated to the young princess "Creanna knew what she was doing when she created your friends with your decay in mind..."
"That's just it! She created them!" She seemed displeased about the girls she had known since her childhood. "I want friends who cherish me for me, not because the mother built em for me!" This seemed to barely garner the attention of Yazmine enough to direct her attention away from her 3DS for a few brief seconds before resuming her game of Mario Kart 7.
"Cant we just skip to dinner..." she had asked me, the Meatloaf wasn't done yet so I responded: "45 minutes, Sekai..."
that groan ment she was depressed, I had to think of some way to get her mind off Creanna's attempt to get our princess to socialize. "It's your turn to spin, Miss Montague."
She spun the bottle which at one point contained Sprite Soda and it was pointed at Myrdle. "Myrdle, Truth or Dare?"
"...dare." the redhead redundantly replied. (AN: Try saying that five times fast!)
"I dare you to watch an episode of My Little Pony!" Sekai commanded, She seemed a little better but still sounded pretty sore.
"Sure, go ahead and torture me with that show of happy rainbow butterfly pony flower trash creanna doesn't even monitor as a property!" Myrdle snarked "I still can't believe you think you could make me like those brony bozos, As If!"
"Okay, Myrdle." Sekai stated as she selected the episode titled 'Secret to my Excess' "Don't say I didn't warn ya!"
-22 minutes later-
"Alright, be careful not too eat too much." I stated as I brought out Bowls of Doritos. "This especially means you too, Sekai."
It was there that I saw Myrdle with an odd look on her face that tried to cold stare into Sekai with the eyes of a sparked intrest. "You Bitch!"
"Okay then..." said Randy. "Now you get to spin the bottle."
Myrdle did as such and it was pointed at Milli.
"Truth or Dare?" to which Milli chose: "d-dare..."
"I dare you to give Flo a big ol' Smooch!" Millicent jumped in shock but slowly came up to a startled Flo. Oh, geez... It's just a phase, Helen. They'll get over it someday!
Ignore the two young ladies kissing each other...
Concentrate on something different like...
The Cupcakes! The Mix must have had too much Baking Soda added to it. Dash is in a load of trouble tomorrow!
"Helen, A bit more pressure on the door and It'll pop it right off!" Randy reported. I calculated a solution to this situation and It couldn't be any more obvious.
I reached to the oven to open the Door stating to the Monster: "Don't just stand there, Get the Food out of there!"
"But, The pastries! The Brownies are gonna be fine either way because I wrapped them in tinfoil when they were all ready." Randy Clarified to an extent. "But with the creame-filled cupcakes, too much baking soda and they all explode in your-"
Kersplat!
"-face."
Next I knew, the whole kitchen and the portion of the Living Room housing the Girls was coated in vanilla creame. Sekai was licking her face as Myrdle whined in emberrasment.
"Mmm... My compliments to the chef." snarked Sekai before she saw the true extent of the mess Dash had caused. "Guess we have an excuse to use Yazmine's Pizza Money now, eh."
"Not all of it, There was only one meatloaf in the oven in question and you were going to share it with my daughter and not eat as much." I explained to the Frosting-Coated Princess. "And you have to help me clean up the mess without licking the frosting."
Sekai Moaned as the Girls went to two of the two and a half bathrooms to get cleaned up. It amazing to see through her how big the world, not even Disney owns everything, everybody here knows that. Through each thing she finds an interest in at any point in her life, it's an insight to how big the real world she wants to explore can prove to be and each reference to a non-disney Invention is proof that she knows of that great idea that we just can't reach yet. Also, here's a reference to an obscure one in three...two...one...
"Why?"
-FIN-
???
-Violet Parr POV-
???
-Dashell 'Dash' Parr POV-
I am bad, and that's good!
-Buddy 'Syndrome' Pine POV-
- Bad Anon Group Meeting
Copycat
-James P. Sullivan POV-
She said that she knew me... But I never even met the lady, Then came the King who talked with her about something.
???
-Mike Wazowski POV-
Lizard in a New World
-Randy POV-
So, where to start….
My name’s Randall, but you can call me Randy, you probably know me from those Pixar films Monsters Inc and Monsters University! Well uh, truth is I’m not exactly that Randall. It’s kinda difficult to explain but I’m actually a crystaline alien robot called a Plotwork in this quickly growing universe bound to the human world by that Disney Infinity game. I was actually a little daunted to meet so many other people and creatures from other movies but I decided to muster up the courage to greet at least the starter pack trio on day one of being activated.
Yeah um, about that, we Plotworks are divided into three races, Toys, Generics and Identities. Generics are comprised of generic and interchangeable extras like those lego minifigs, whereas Identities are born as a wholy unique persona, Those Born from the mother of legacy, such as Sekai are doomed to erode away into nothingness… Toys (such as myself) are born from memories of her creator’s legacy and memories might get forgotten, but not lost. In fact, some of us Toys reside in mass produced figures until we’re activated and ingraved in the console’s figmentary code, the connection between the Console’s Savefile of Infinity and the Imagination of whatever Lifeform is Playing it all the down to the boundaries of saith imagination, then we go into the game console to meet whoever else the gamer has purchased and played. Up until that point we just know that there’s other figures out there and a general idea of our character.
From what I heard my particular gamer say I’m the Randall from Monsters University before he got all jerky, I guess that’s true, ‘cause Sulley and Mike seemed happy to see me. It still felt a little surreal that we were all sitting around in the castle hub of Disney Infinity talking like nothing would ever happen between us. This feeling of knowing who your character was going to turn out actually kinda made me not want to hang out with them whenever the game was turned on. Whenever the gamer played she usually picked me and her friend chose someone like Jack Sparrow, so it’s not like I would have to try and explain my feelings about not wanting to see my friends. Especially when the gamers were having me and whoever else running through crazy obstacles and riding around on Light Cycles trying to overthrow a mechanical Scar or a giant cobra, but could you really blame me?
But every time I met anyone from my own “world”, it felt like things hadn’t changed, especially Mike, he kept wanting to invite me over when the system was in sleep mode to train with Sulley and the other Pixar people for whatever new add on content. A few times I decided to join and humor them all and well, things were fine! Mike even let me use the TP launcher to blast the MCP from Tron a few times, it was pretty funny! …. Until Sark came after us, but that’s another story for another time.
No, this is a small little story about a friend I made outside of the world of Pixar. It happened one day when the game started up in the wee hours of the morning, and the castle hub world was changed. Instead of the usual blue sky and natural setting the whole place was now excessively colorful and had a distinct assault on a monster’s nose; sugar and sugar and even more sugar! I swear I hadn’t smelled this much sugar since, like, ever! Not even after that cupcake disaster I had making my signature treat with the Parr family and Dash thought it was a good idea to add baking soda to the pastry mix.
Rubbing my eyes I slowly stepped out into the hub and took in the sight with my limited vision; everything was made of candy! The land, the clouds, even the castle and tracks our vehicles would run on were all made of bright confections and baked goods. There was commotion as Woody tried to keep Bullseye from eating the ground, Sekai was making snow angels in what seemed to be vanilla Ice Cream and Barbossa wondered what kind of witchcraft had fallen onto our world.
“um…” I spoke up to the others “let me go on ahead, maybe there’s some kind of event going on or something… like someone unlocking. If I get into trouble I can turn invisible too!” I put my two sets of hands together and smiled weakly; hopefully it didn’t look like I was trying to hog the spotlight for whatever this new formatted place had in store for us. But looking around it seemed everyone was unsure of what to do.
“Well whatever happens lad, we got your back… tail… back… whichever of those is your back” Jack Sparrow answered in his usual drunken manner. I rolled my eyes and tried to put on a smile for all the other avatars of the game; Randall Boggs wasn’t going to get scared off, especially from candy!
After waving off to the others and getting a quick good luck from Mike, I marched off with my head held high and a determined look upon my face. I wasn’t sure how intimidating I looked but I hoped I looked somewhat impressive… just in case.
Walking out into the center in the hub I looked around, there was the castle, and the tunnels to every world the gamer had made. I tried to spot any movement, anything that stood out amongst the candy land I found myself in.
That’s when I heard it.
It sounded like a fuse going out. Like electricity. I yelped and went invisible on impulse, turning around in place I tried to see what had caused the noise. But whatever it was it was already out of my field of vision. But what I didn’t see, I heard, and I heard the sound of someone snickering.
“You can dissapper? That’s cool! Are you still there?” the voice asked me as I realized I was still invisible. It was the voice of a… a kid! I gulped, they were so scary! Even in a video game they were scary, even if they weren’t toxic. I stayed hidden in the open and tried to think of how to get the child to show herself.
“Sure can! Let’s um, play a game, if I show myself can you also come outta hiding?” I still looked for the kid despite the promise I made.
“Eh, I guess, not going to meet anyone here if I keep hiding around. Here you go lizard boy” there was another static noise and the mystery girl showed herself. She appeared in the air and landed down upon her black shoes. She put her hands on her hips and looked up in my general direction. She wore a green sweater and a brown skirt, her black hair was peppered with little bits of candy. Her eyes were so big! She looked so precious. “Well I showed myself, keep your end of the promise !”
“O-oh! Right…” I dropped my disguise and relaxed. The little girl didn’t seem so bad, from what the game had mentioned, this must be the kid from Wreck it Ralph, although her name escaped me, I could easily solve that though. “What’s your name ?” I put my front paws together and tried to smile sweetly.
“Vanellope,” she brushed her sleeve, “And yours?”
“Randall,” I answered matter of factly and kept my smile, “Randall Boggs, but you can call me Randy!” I offered a paw to the child. “Did you get plugged in today? I can bring you back to the others who are already in the game and introduce you to everyone!”
“Yeah… I’d like that actually…” to my surprise the girl frowned and grabbed my paw tightly, “I heard the gamer mention that she was gonna get Ralph soon, so I don’t know anyone else here really.” She took a few steps closer to me and stayed oddly silent. My head crests drooped a little, I wasn’t up to date on the story she came from, why did this Ralph guy mean so much to her? Maybe he was a really good friend? That had to be it.
“Well Vanellope, you’re going to have a lot of fun here, and make a lot of new friends.” I found my smile becoming more natural as I started to lead her back to where the others were , “I have a lot of friends, and you can be friends with them too!”
“You have friends?” I didn’t see her cheeky look “ You look kinda… scary… with your eyes all squinty like that.” Vanellope smirked as she walked alongside me.
“Eh, I lost my glasses,” I chuckled as we walked together. A faint cheery tune started to play overhead in a language I didn’t understand, I figured it had to do with how the central world now looked like. “So uh, Vanellope, does this hub world have anything to do with where you come from?”
“Yup! I come from a game called Sugar Rush, everything there is made outta candy, cool right?” the girl boasted with a lot of gusto.
“That’s really cool!” I found myself beaming like an idiot, “You should tell me all about it after the gamer’s done today okay?” I noticed the others were waiting for us; Mr. Incredible gave us a wave and I returned a small wave back. “Ah, there’s the others! Come on Vanellope, let’s go!”
“I’ll race you!” and not even a second later the child ran off ahead ; leaving little blue pixels wherever she stepped. I folded my arms and smirked as she rushed up to the others and introduced herself.
Looked like kids weren’t all that bad after all.
FIN
Never seen a bluer sky
-Jack Sparrow POV-
- Everything is clearer now...
A grinning man was embedded on a screen unlike the other blue screens. It was at the pool made to look like something straight from the Grid that I saw her taking a bubble bath.
- life is just a dream, ya know,
- it's never-ending...
The girl who had given me quite a hard time over the years from her childhood filled with plenty of adventures with her family of Toys to her most recent escapade when she rammed my ship into the cauldron of a witch who was ineffective in hindsight.
- ...I'm ascending
Sekai Montague.
The lass was resting as she viewed the last seconds of imagery tick away with a curious phrase about weights, but the point is this young woman and her steel-feathered friend, Tengen, are in for quite some karma. "Ramming my ship into some alternatively dressed toy's overgrown coffee Pot? Are you fragging me, like, fragging me specifically? The monkey can run the Black Pearl better than you!"
Then she rose from the waters, nude and refreshed, leaving myself distracted and paralysed by the shapely curves of womanhood in the process. But I'll be alright if she doesn't go for the kill and change the subject.
"You know what I like about Cowboy Bebop?" ...great. "It's because it speaks about no matter how you would start your life over, you still have to tie up loose ends and figure out how you make amends to the past, live well in the past and move on into an uncertain future."
She explained to me the cast of characters in the Bebop crew as she put on her bathrobe. I'd try to get her back on track but you know my manners by now so I kept quiet as she explained em all one by one, saving the best for last. First the tenacious Faye Valentine, then the kooky science girl Edward, the retired cop Jet Black and then we had reached Spike Spiegel. "Spike used to work in the Mafia with his colleagues Julie and Vicious before he went rogue and became a loner and eventually the Co-Captain of the Bebop."
"The slag does this have to do with my ship?" I asked the wench and to that her Afterthought familiar had replied: "Both suffered alot of damage protecting the world from an old enemy of their corresponding captains."
Bah to that, she was only Captain 'til I came back! I just wanted her to apologise for the ship, maybe this is her way of saying 'I'm sorry'
"You ever heard of a fella named Don Bluth?" the lass had asked me to further ignore the problem at hand as I held back the urge to put the princess out of her misery for but a few seconds of peace.
"Carry on, then." I hesitantly requested of Sekai who would then play this movie on Netflix called The Secret of Nihm as she explained: "Don Bluth is the half-second cousin of Presidential Failure Mitt Romney, but more Importantly, he rounded up a group of animators who were irritated with how Disney movies didn't feel the same as when Walt Disney was still around including the likes of Gary Goldman and John Pulmeroy and fled the studio on his xxth birthday...Just because of that, I think Spike left the Mafia on his birthday as well..."
"Wait, he talked a bunch of animators into betraying the mouse house." I stated in a frantic state of disbelief.
"And he hoped to recapture that Disney Magic in his own movies." Explained Tengen. "Though his Initial offering, The Secret of Nihm, was good and all, The film had simply failed to garner an audience. The next film, An American Tail, was funded, hyped up and advertised up the bloody wazoo by Amblin Entertainment, as in the First of the three orginal Dreamworks guys Steven Speilburg."
"The Shrek Guy?" I asked the lass. She shook her head and corrected me as such: "Close, second Dreamworks guy Jeffrey Katzenburg."
"Ah..." I paused for a moment. wait...wait... "Carry on, then."
"His funding also hyped up The Land Before Time and it's become such a cash cow franchise that you'd need a Pick-Up Truck for everything set in that universe." She joked but then she made a somber-looking face as she spoke more "But we all have at least heard of the Golden Renaissance, correct?"
"Ah, Yes! The glorious Golden Renaissance, '88 to the birth of the new millennium!" I boasted with my familiar grin on that mug of mine "Started with that white rabbit and Ariel really got the ball rolling. Damn, It must be great to live during that period!"
"Well, Don Bluth would beg to differ, While All Dogs go to Heaven was a wonderful movie and Rock-a-doodle was okay, they failed to perform against our flicks, Thumbalina, The Pebble and the Penguin, and most infamously A Troll in Central Park suffered during this time. The following film Anastasia was successful under the domain of Fox but demographic led to one of his best films, Titan A.E., to flop so hard that the Animation Studio Fox gave him down in Pheonix, Arizona closed down because of it." Tengen grimly stated to my face, Sekai then promptly continued. "And that's not the worst part, Some of his allies left him to move on with their animation careers to work on Disney Movies, some of 'em left when Don and Gary fled to Pheonix Like John Pulmeroy, others would leave during the production of Troll to cook up Beauty and the Beast!"
"Geez, sounds like a downer. bittersweet taste but still, that's a Downer" I exclaimed in dissapointment.
"But did you know the Disney Brand was in danger of sinking into the dephs of obscurity without Walt?" Tengen inquired. That frightened me, Disney sent to Davy Jones' Locker...without creating my character? How the bloody hell was that even possible? "Indeed, the dangers of Bankruptcy was ready to close the book on the Disney Legacy forevermore and it was Michael Eisener who saved the company and paved the way for it to revive itself as the Media and Entertainment Giant we know today. But it was the Success of An American Tail and Land Before Time which motivated Speilberg to go to us and Create the white rabbit who started this Golden Renaissance!"
"They say it started with Ariel, but we know it's Roger who started that chain of Hit after Hit." Sekai stated with her smug little grin. "But without Bluth and Goldman, Disney wouldn't be as big as it is Today, half the Disney animated canon wouldn't even exist..."
The thought of Disney without an animation studio somehow scared me a little, but it felt intriguing knowing that I owe my existence to a rogue agent such as myself... Really tickles my fancy, don't ya think?
"You wanna know what would be a great challenge for Don Bluth?" She asked me as my back was turned. "Getting all his Stories back under a singular distribution company again. Universal, Fox, MGM, His films have been scattered all over the place! I'll admit, if they were reunited under our banner, I'd be delighted and surprised."
"Yeah, Right. And Roger Rabbit would appear in the Metasphere!" I snarked as Sekai headed back to her home but not before saying: "You're such a pain, Captain... But you're a pain worth having around."
I grinned as I shoved off to get back to the ship. I always look into my Compass whenever I did not seem to know where I was going. And I did not sing my usual dity, I sung the little song that I had heard instead.
- Everything is clearer now...
Learning about Don Bluth and Cowboy Bebop in a single conversation is never an easy task. I'm surprised that I now find the urge to use Don Bluth Movies to lull me to sleep. Perhaps I should get some video streaming doodads for my ship and spend a weekend off to watch that Cowboy Bebop Japanime-thing.
- life is just a dream, ya know,
- it's neverending...
Maybe I could figure out the weights line along the way.
- ...I'm ascending.
-See You, Space Cartoonist-
VC-Arrrrrrrr!
-Hector Barbossa POV-
Damn it, Barbosa, Yer getting soft on the witch... Why must ye go out and do her Dirty Work.
-LOL!FLASHBACK!LOL-
-LOL!BAI!-
Barbosa: Where do ye keep the VCRs?
Clerk: V-CPO-Huh?
Barbosa: Oh, by the Code, Lass! Those (takes out a Card) 'Videocassette Recorders' you used to use before these 'Optical Disc' Whozi-mawhatzits like those DVDs or Blu-Ray things!
Clerk: So it's a Modem.
Barbosa: No! The Prize I seek existed before this Internet Malarkey so It does not connect to your Net-Flips, Hollow or anything like that!
Clerk: If they don't do discs or access the Worldwide Web, then what can a 'VCR' play, Whatever that is?
Barbosa: Those Pageless tomes called 'VHS Tapes' with a reel of Magnetic Tape inside each Motion Novel. You insert them inside the VCR, and it plays the Movie and Practically Nothing Else!
Clerk: You're saying that there's no menus or chapters?
Barbosa: Aye, Lass. Play, Pause, Fast-Forward, Rewind, Bare Bones control. In fact, I'd count meself lucky when I encounter a bonus feature or two on one of them if I were ye.
Clerk: Oh, Glob! It isn't a one-use Thing, is it?
Barbosa: Ah, Fair Maiden, they wouldn't do that to such a delicate face such as yours, have a little faith, lassie! You have to Rewind it right back to the start and pray it doesn't get stuck in there, because you'd need a screwdriver to get at it-
Clerk: You're old.
Barbosa: Be Silent! I will end you! (Draws his sword, startling the Clerk) Now tell me, Where are the VCRs?
Clerk: Appliance Asle...
Barbosa: (Seethes his sword back into the Hilt) My humble thanks, Lassie. I will return... (Heads off to the Appliance Asle)
???
-Davy Jones POV-
...as they all fly away
-Lightning McQueen POV-
It was boring.
It was predictable.
It was just too slow for me...
I know my lesson here, stop and smell the flowers, yadda, yadda, yadda. But c'mon, Mater and I didn't even get to know Holly or even Finn as much as we hoped and I would've loved to race against Franchesco in Germany. Don't get me wrong, the spy stuff was a decent distraction from the Hudson Cup... But it felt dissapointing, Like how Mater felt about the difference between us 'Toon Cars and the cold cars, the ones without any character...
Mater wept himself to sleep that night and it took well over a week for him to fully understand and recover from the show.
I hear the shmucks upstairs plan to show the world of visitors how 'Toon Planes live their lives...
I don't know how to feel about it.
aggravated for milking our world for every penny it's worth, or disappointed that those guys got their own separate tie-in game. It's such a crying shame knowing these guys might not make it into the game...
Perhaps they'd show up in an upcoming wave of Toys.
-FIN-
???
-Holly Shiftwell POV-
Life is a Highway
-Mater POV-
- Mater learns about cold cars, Hi-Jinx ensue.
"You mean to tell me... She's... Dead?" I asked the fair princess and she replied "Please, It wasn't even alive to begin with..."
Wasn't.
Even.
Alive.
-FIN-
???
-Franchesco POV-
And as we lay and reach the stars...
-Lone Ranger POV-
Tonto was parking the -Brand of car- when I saw a perculiar sight. It was Sekai alright, and this time she brought Captain Jack Sparrow along for the road which is startling because her relationship with Jack was rickety at best...
I heard a hiccup not from Tonto, but from Sekai... "You laced the Coke with Jack Daniels, Didn't you?" She asked with the last of her sober self's strength... huh, I should try to get Tonto say that last part five times fast one day, that's not bad...
"Whoa! Easy there, girl, PEGI 7 and all that..." The swashbuckling adventurer responded before shyly adding "but yeah, that's exactly what I've done."
The Girl wooted with her hands in the Air! "I love it! I drank an entire six pack of Bud Lite when watching a true box office disastrophe! Yeeeeee-Haaaw!" And with that, she cheerfully downed her beverage, so much for the last of her sober self's strength. Seriously, I gotta try that tongue twister trick sometime!
"Whoa! You've become quite the heavy drinker as of late!" exclaimed Captain Jack, amazed at how much Sekai had drank beforehand.
"C'mon Cap'n, It's Not like the Alcohol *hic* can kill us or anything..." Sekai reminded her comrade in play, It is true that we Plotworks can't die of alcohol poisoning. Hell, some of us tend to bathe or even shower in the stuff to polish plastic-like Sculpting of our Gingaranium bodies... "but it really fragging hurts in the morn!" *hic*
Somehow, I just had to confront her, ask her about what she's doing. "Hey, who's this fine lady sittin' with the Cap'n?"
"Oh! Hey, Johnny-boy. *hic* how's it hangin'?" Sekai greeted with that Drunken grin on her face.
That Nickname, It irritated me to no end... "I'd ask if you were waiting for the next Disney Movie but knowing what it is, that's clearly not the case."
"I'm stargazing, Come August 18th, Our side of the Metasphere's gonna seem a hell of a lot smaller. More Galaxies will be born from the hearts of new visitors, and with that, sir, comes the potential for more of you guys." The Potential for more of me seems ecstatic, yet a little eerie, and I chuckled at how dull a room full of Tontos could prove to be... "You can go ahead and check out what's in the theater if ya like, but dont fool yourselves by adding some of your own funds to your own performance because no money from here can be relayed to there"
Me and Tonto steadily walked closer to the box office, After an adventure or two in the Toy Box or his home Play Set, I'd check in on whatever struck my fancy. Today was a third urge to see my movie, a weak urge but an urge nevertheless...
What seemed offputting to me is that when I looked towards the barren night sky, clear of any skydome and then back down to Sekai and her thieving frienemy made me ponder all the flack my movie's been getting.
The generic cashier humbly welcomed us. "Welcome to Cinemark, how can I help you, sirs?" Tonto asked for two tickets to Lone Ranger and he was about to get them from the cashier but I stopped the generic's hand with a shot from a Goo Shrinker, another reason why life in the Toy Box is breathtaking no matter how ya slice it. I escorted Tonto to the Campsite to find the two have started a fire to roast Marshmallows they somehow got from the 'groceries' section of the Toy Catalogue. You are able to access the groceries section, right? Okay, so I muster enough courage together to ask "Hey There, Little Lady! Is there room for two more?"
Sekai set up two more Lawn Chairs from the Toy Catalogue for us as we made our way to the campfire with some instantly-summoned Restaurant-Style Tostitos and corresponding Salsa in hand. "So... *hic* What brings you to the campfire, dream cowboy?"
"It's just that..." I groaned in defeat "My movie...doesn't quite live up to my legend..."
"If movie-film taken into more respectful hands, Then movie-film wouldn't be 'box-office disastrophe'..." Tonto added, putting a bendy straw in his Alcoholic Soda. He had found himself thrust into the spotlight by this film but deep down, he regretted seeing our movie the second time around...
"Well, ya win some, ya lose some, eh." Jack replied with his face stuffed with tortilla chips, unphased by the movie's failure due to being in the Original Generation Starter Pack and of course, his big damn movie franchise. "Least I got a notable bloke out of the whole ordeal as handsome as myself..."
"I am not you, Captain. Nor an excuse for Johnny Depp to wear garb of our people in the most disgraceful manner imaginable!" argued Tonto "I am Me, I am Warrior, I am-"
"...a toy"
One look at who that voice belonged to left Tonto depressed by thinking about the guy... I can recall the events from when we were first opened, Tonto found himself shoulder to shoulder with a drunk ass pirate around his height. His movements were very over the top from what I can assume is his initial reaction to an Indian as in he had never seen one before. Tonto was slightly irked by the theiving seafarer from another playset and he hoped that the meeting was purely a coincidence...
Boy, did Miss Creanna prove us otherwise!
Back to the day at hand, Me and Tonto were trying our mitts on these s'mores that Sekai made for us. "Go ahead, you can try one if ya like."
"So what if your movie bailed big time at the Box-Office?" She inquired as I bit into the Marshmallow-Chocolate Center. "You made it into the Toy Box, that's gotta be worth something, right?"
And for that, I am alive...and glad of it! One of these days, I'll figure out how life's supposed to be around here... and who knows, maybe in the future someone would find the flick to be enjoyable as the old saying goes:
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
FIN
Strange Things
-Tonto POV-
- The Captain Jack Sparrow meets Tonto Trailer from Tonto's Perspective.
???
-Woody Pryde POV-
Sometimes you cant seem to spit it out and tell the truth.
???
-Buzz Lightyear POV-
???
-Jessie Pryde POV-
???
-Jack Skellington POV-
???
-Rapunzel POV-
When you walk away
-Mickey Mouse POV-
Look at ya... I never realised how long you've been stuck with us.
I feel like a Newborn
-@^©®™$¢ POV-
It felt as though I was lighter than air... I heard the mystifying sound: "Boohbah..." I thought I was merely seeing things, but I realised It to be true... That was my sister was flying by my side...or at least, I think that's my sister, hard to tell when you're just a soul without a body and you can barely remember your name. I raced my sister to my unknown destination, wondering who exactly we are as our memories slowly recover.
-Sekai POV-
- Sekai takes notice of the disembodied spark and summons everyone to the Chamber of Beginnings! Jack Skellington and Rapunzel taking to Pesterchum to break the news.
-Buzz Lightyear POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of Sheriff Woody Pryde and Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear.
-Hector Barbossa POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbosa
-Lone Ranger POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of John and Tonto
-James P. Sullivan POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of Sulley and Mike
-Helen 'Mrs. Incredible' Parr POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of Mr. and Mrs. Incredible
-Lightning McQueen POV-
- The Sparks take the Form of Lightning and Holly
-Mickey Mouse POV-
I watched as the Sparks shot down
-Anna POV-
Language Barrier
-Elsa POV-
I heard singing. It sounded familiar, yet it was different language...
- Elsa discovers Sekai singing the japanese version of 'Let it Go'
???
-Wreck-It Ralph POV-
???
-Vanellope POV-
???
-Phineas Flynn POV-
???
-Agent P POV-
...we realise how small we are
Metasphere: August 17th, 2013, 11:57pm
-Sekai POV-
Stargazing seems to be kind of a thing with me as of late what with today's cosmic fireworks display going on in the metasphere, Y'know? I looked through the Telescope at like, 11:57 pm on August 17th through the Starter Pack boxes for Disney Infinity aka: the key to your own galaxy in the Metasphere. In fact, that's why I decided to try my mitts at hosting a live rendition of this weekly six-hour challenge called Toonami (With a Disneyfied waiting period, of course.)
I peeked through a telescope that showed the world to me through a specific box containing a Disney Infinity Starter Pack, It was dark with the only light emitted stemming from a five-sided drill atop a disc drive as the sound of a running engine filled the air. All these Inklings led me to figure out the exact box I found, It wasn't just a mere starter pack for Infinity, it was an Entire Nintega Suiite home console as pre-ordered by some shut-in donkus! I am dead serious, some guy paid half a thousand dollars for the must-have all-in-one home computer system of the year!
Okay, I'm going to go over the contents of this thing and just how much they cost on their own. Infinity's gonna set you back $60 out of it's individual $75 price while the Cars and Lone Ranger Playsets shave $15 off their conjoined Price, that makes $105, There's also the latest version of Sony Vagas for $130 making it $235 and for some odd reason, a copy of either Pokemon X or Y alongside Fire Emblem Awakening both being Nintendo 3DS games.
I dont know what's weirder, that there are two Nintendo Games here or that Pokemon X and Y is part of the pack dispite not going to be out for a couple of months... Perhaps this is the limited edition I've been hearing so much about on my tumblr.
The piece dé resistaunce here is the Console itself is a masterpiece of technology with 420 Gigs of Hard Drive Memory and an Impressive 1080 Gigs on the Cloud, the Nintega Suiite is able to communicate with other devices such as your Smart TV, your portable consoles and mobile devices and it has a built-in metacable box and an alarm clock, a $358 value yours for $205 only in thirteen especially marked packages! I was off to make an announcement on the countdown to the show when all of a sudden: "Small one, why are you restless this night?" God, I hate being called that, Right behind 'Princess' as the nickname I dispise the most. Course, I am-as a matter of fact-a princess, but that's because I am basically being groomed for a special task that involves creation being at stake or some slag like that, I wouldn't give a crap unless I had a bad guy to fight.
But that's beside the point, point is: Lady Creanna caught me in the act.
"Damn It, Woman, I specifically told you never to call me that due to, well, Take a good look at me!" I showed my queen the nice, strong bod I had gained over the years I've lived in the Toy Box. I cant seem to remember all the details but I do recall being alone crying out for my mom in my severed bedroom when I was a little girl and I met an old wizard named Tempast who created Plotworks out of Toys he found laying around in my room. From there, I made a journey to find Creanna who told me that I was an Identity, a Toy without a Template, doomed to fade away into legend one day through some sort of curse... For me, it was bodily aging and boy, has it served me well in the long run!
Through an academic routine set up by Miss Peep and myself, I learned about what was possible/acceptable in your world and what was not. I was such the fast learner that by the time puberty was only weeks away, I had the smarts of a high school graduate! As soon as I began the usual cycle, I started a increasingly challenging training regime to build up my body and by the time of the story we're focusing on, I have the strength of three professional plane lifters scrunched in the six-foot bod of a professional boxer. Both my journey and education are tales for another time so let's just focus on the broadcast blues for now.
"As you can see, I'm not even petite and I've technically been old enough to take care of myself since these puppies started to bloom." I pointed to my chest to establish my opinion on that nickname "and I do believe their proud owner needs to know why you keep calling me that when she hasn't been precisely that for more than half a decade now?"
"Sekai, I call you small one because deep down within your strong body, your soul is still just that, you say you can take care of yourself but you act too rashly and Immature for me-" I interrupted my mother of the soul to track the pre-ordered package which is now being carried out to the door "this is the exact behavior I was talking about, you don't think about what others have to say to you and you foolishly plan for things that just can't possibly happen and you pride yourself in your body's physical strength and beauty, not caring about your past, present or future."
"My future?! You're bringing my plans for my future into this?" I argued.
"Plans you cant even hope to achieve!" Creanna scowled. Dang, she's really ticked off this time. "What makes you think your prince is outside of the Toy Box, what makes you think he even exists?!"
"Because I want to bring him along on my adventures and make sure he'll try to keep up! See the omniverse, meet new friends, find new things to do!" I explained proudly, before speaking the type of phrase parents dread: "and the only I can do that is if I get off this rock."
This phrase made her wince in dissapointment and inevitability while all the Toys, Generics and Identities that came to the party were watching in disbelief as I had left the camera running as I argued with the Mother of the Metasphere herself...
Perhaps calling my home Toy Box a rock was a bit much...
Trasme Intervines
"Okay, I can fix this..." I promised... "How the hell do I fix this?!"
I scrambled to find something that can keep everyone from leaving me... alone... with my so-called mom... And then something hit me, The Console Pack! I can contact the Kid with the Suiite Console and get him to help. I opened up my laptop and clicked on Pesterchum to find a new name on my friend list... And just like that: Boom, There it was.
- you started pestering lolazurmeme42
- egretrombon95: Hey, You're in the Toy Box, Right?
- lolazurmeme42: Yeah, uh... Just one question
- LM: who the balls are you and why are all these names on my friend list?
- ET: you can control toys from my box, right?
- LM: you mean the guys who are leaving in boatloads?
- LM: I can control one of them if I had the corresponding toy to go with it...
- ET: Good, then do it! Find a toy and round em up!
- ET: It's almost midnight in here!
- LM: That's weird it's 7:13 up in this hizhouse,
- LM: I dunno, must be the differences in timezones and whatnot.
- ET: Shut up and Access the Fantasia Screens!
- LM: Alright, Alright, Jeez.
- LM: You dont have to tell me what to do... >=(
- you stopped pestering egretrombon95 at 7:13pm
Act 3: Infinitystuck
Trasme Capulet
<Balanced Legacy Universe, Centuries into the future but not many...> -??? POV-
"I've been waiting all dang summer for this!" A voice said as he opened the box to claim his new home console. Just who does this voice belong to, I wonder?
01-=>Enter your name
Oh, it appears that he has the Emblem of his school on his chest as an ID pass, it is labeled Trasme Capulet. Clearly, he isn't like the beta kids in any sense of the word because-let's face it-you'd call him Derphoof Colt in a millisecond.
02-=>Trasme: Analyse the Room
You are Trasme. As previously stated you are now in possession of the Nintega Suiite Entertainment Computer System! You have an Interest in Sci-Fi, Tokusatsu and Mainstream JRPGs, You've scaled back on your spending by avoiding the Game Shops, absconding any form of microtransaction such as the greed fertiliser known as on-disc DLC and eating what the rotating lunch menu chooses to serve you so no giant cookie for you. And obviously you've pushed long and hard through many moneymaking tasks such as babysitting services, layaway payments, strenuous amounts of dormkeeping and hard labor and as of this glorious day in the grand old month of the noble roman Augustus Ceasar, it has finally paid off for one of the first 100 consoles to be printed for the closed beta of the console he had been chosen for just by perchasing this limited print. Knowing of the cruel fact that with fame and popularity comes annoying as hell paparatzi, you may as well dig for your mask and prepare for the worst.
03-=>Trasme: Get your Mask
Your mask is shining brighter than it usually does, mainly towards the side the people who brought you Kamen Rider W call the right while you have given it the triumphant name of 'Dennis'
04-=> Trasme: Captalogue Mask
You captalogue your mask into the front end of your CatDog sylladex, you might want to hang on to it for now and play some Animal Crossing: City Folk as you are expecting New Leaf in the mail the following weekend.
05-=> Trasme: Play Animal Crossing City Folk
Well, whaddaya know, It's too scratched up to be worth jack $417! And you're playing it on the Wii Mini perchased for last Decemberween by your mother, portrayed physically by a fusion of Trisha Elric and Maka Albarn. (If you want to commission Dragon-FangX to do that, feel free because I sure can't) You choose to glide to Santa's workshop on your hoverboard as it is who it was labeled as and the assumption Irks Santa and made you slay a Holideth to keep your name off the permanent naughty list. The Result was that the Adolescent Holideth was served up by the grandmother of one of your friends (he calls her Memere and so shall we for the rest of the story) for the traditional feast at the Capulet family's annual Decemberween reunion and as of today you play a set range of Gamecube games on the Wii Mini Ironically to spite your mother!
06-=> Trasme: Captalogue Controllers
You captalogue your Wiimote and Nunchuk, they're the controlers, before putting them in the gamekind Strife Specibus. You have three distinct kinds including Duelkind which involves children's card games and bladekind, the popular choice!
07-=> Trasme: Look for Instrument
You pick up your Flute and play a familar song as heard in an awesome anime you have watched from beginning to end.
-Cue Brothers as performed by Vic Mignogna as we look out the window to see blue snow-
08-=> Trasme: Captalogue Instrument
You captalogue your Flute to the tail end of your Fetch Modus and head off to check if your Suiite has completely booted up yet... It booted up midway through the song so we know what you're gonna do first: Chat with your Girlfriend from the blue dorm on Pesterchum
- you started pestering Crossblade2K2 at 7:12pm
- lolazurmeme42: Hey, Babe. -3
- crossblade2K2: ugh, what now?
- CB: I have other things to attend to like studying, something that you really need to do more often
- CB: Like, Now!
- LM: Chillax, I've got It all figured out, Narnie...
- CB: please, feel free to inform us how you intend to screw up this time.
- LM: I am speaking to you with the highly anticipated Nintega Suiite!
- CB: wait, that new console produced by an evil corporation?
- LM: >:( c'mon, It's a pretty damn good console and it's got practically everything you'd want!
- CB: tell that to all the new friends you inexplicably made...
- LM: wait, wut?
- LM: I dunno bout you, but all my homies hang at school
- LM: I've got friends in all the dorms, no matter how uncool
- CB: christ...
- LM: hanging out and watchin' old anime
- LM: figuring out which of the sailor scouts are gay
- Crossblade2K2 stopped pestering you at 7:12pm
- LM: no matter how far the fandom drifts
- LM: no matter how we give ninty the corporate facelift
- LM: Infinity will finally unite our gang
- LM: learning bout programming while we do our thang!
- egretrombon95 started pestering you at 7:13pm
- egretrombon95: Hey, You're in the Toy Box, Right?
- LM: Yeah, uh... Just one question
- LM: who the balls are you and why are all these names on my friend list?
- ET: you can control toys from my box, right?
- LM: you mean the guys who are leaving in boatloads?
- LM: I can control one of them if I had the corresponding toy to go with it...
- ET: Good, then do it! Find a toy and round em up!
- ET: It's almost midnight in here!
- LM: That's weird it's 7:13 up in this hizhouse,
- LM: I dunno, must be the differences in timezones and whatnot.
- ET: Shut up and Access the Fantasia Screens!
- LM: Alright, Alright, Jeez.
- LM: You dont have to tell me what to do... >=(
- you stopped pestering egretrombon95 at 7:13pm
09-=> Trasme: Access Disney Infinity
Its a good thing you were in the Toy Box Mode of Infinity while you were bustin' out some real smooth moves and freaky-dope rhymes. You access the set pieces section of your Toy Catalogue and select the Fantasia Screen.
10-=>Trasme: Barricade the Exits
The first thing you do with this familiar screen is block out all the exits so that there is no escape.
11-=>Trasme: Screen Spam
You pollute the surrounding area with those blue screen like the developers did to the entire damn game with it's iconic Red 'Toy Box' if you will.
12-=>Sekai: Change the Channel
You flip the switch and broadcast the feed of Channel 64 to the world within as the final commercial winded down.
13-=>TOM: Broadcast Toonami
-Toonami Intro-
That, Ladies and Germs, is what we tropers call a Chekov's Gun.
14-=>Sekai: Contact your new friend
It's working, the people are participating in that six hour challenge of yours! You rush back to your computer to congratulate your brand spankin' new ally in the real world to congratulate him on a Job well done!
you started pestering lolazurmeme42 at 7:14pm
- egretrombon95: That was amazing!
- ET: that was some kooky mind magics you got there.
- lolazurmeme42: thnx, I was the guy controlling Captain Jack Sparrow!
- ET: He's gonna be real Freakin' Mad when he hears about you...
- LM: whoa, so he was like...
- LM: controled by another dude or somethin'?
- ET: something like that...
- LM: I never even realised you could do that in the game...
- ET: of course, it's possible in the game
- ET: for how in the can there be a Toy Box that holds more than one of the great Captain Jack Sparrow!
- LM: could you direct me to the guy's pesterchum account.
- ET: Sure, I made that for him, you know!
- ET: and I didn't tell him yet
- LM: wait, you made a pesterchum account without the guy's consent?
- LM: that's pretty damn sneaky if I say so myself.
- ET: I know right! ;P
- LM: okay, you tell him about the account, I go to find his account on my newly extended friends list.
lolazurmeme42 stopped pestering you at 7:14pm
15-=>Trasme: Retrieve Arms
You go to find your arms which you seemed to have misplaced, you dial-up the Girl in the Dorm across from you and tell her to get into your bedroom and ask her where you left your arms. According to the Girl, named Freya. It was Ran Hinamori, A girl who seems like a death weapon who transforms into a coat of Paint, who swiped your arms from your possession, What's a hot-blooded X-magen boy to do?
16-=>Trasme: Summon Arms
You summon your Trusty sidearms into you hands, the Twin keyblades Groombend and Bridalign. Only those of an elete breed of xMagen-type Meistros can weild them and don't you dare forget it, Ran Hinamori!
17-=>Trasme: LV Up
You put the Keyblade Theif so hardly back into her place, you climbed up a notch on your echladder, you are now a Martian Idiot. You also gain 6400 Boondollars for your Victory.
18-=>Trasme: Observe the In-Game Aroura
You look to the sky in the game to see explosion after explosion of multi-colored stars spreading across it. It is a beauty to behold, better than any old Fireworks Display the normal game is typical of...
19-=>Trasme: High-Five Standee
You high-five your home printed standee of Mickey Mouse in his fancy getup from House of Mouse because let's face it, you left it hanging long enough.
20-=>Trasme: Finally Contact that Guy Sekai Mentioned
You figured you'd check up on that chap and contact the person you temporarily removed from his Captain Jack Character
- you started pestering PlunderShip04 at 7:17pm
- lolazurmeme42: hey, uh...
- LM: dude, can you hear me?
- LM: I wanted to apologise for kinda taking over your guy.
- LM: this girl kinda told me...
- PlunderShip04: Who, the princess?
- PS: naw, Sekai's doin' well for herself. I think I saved the day with a wave of that wand-thing Bob saw me using.
- LM: yeah, that was me, buddy.
- LM: I kinda took control of your Captain Jack Sparrow character...
- LM: use him to spam those Fantasia screens everywhere...
- PS: wut?
- LM: you mean you weren't in the room when I hijacked your guy?
- PS: I'm still getting a hold on this outdoor computer-Pesterchum thing,
- PS: If we ever crossed paths in here, I'll have ye walk the plank!
- LM: lol, getting into character, eh?
- PS: ...
PlunderShip04 stopped pestering you at 7:18pm
21-=>Trasme: Analyse the Console
You analyse your new home console as it emits an eerie green glow. It feels as if a superior alien race had constructed it, which is the most f#€£!ng retarded thing you ever pondered since the guys who built it are from your homeplanet of Mars and Infinity's Included with the damn thing itself. What in god's green earth is this piece of alien-like tech really capable of?
Xandre Mabrez
One month has Passed since your new History Teacher swooped in and gave new meaning to the phrase "Bored to tears..." If only you could remember his name... You should Try to Remember Yours because of how mind numbingly boring it is...
X01-=> Enter Your Name
Jess Paltrivel
Crap on a Cracker, why on god's green earth do you have to transfer to this boarding school with your siblings, half of which weren't even human before... May as well enter your name before we head on out
A01-=> Enter your name
Great, Another freakin' nametag! Jess Paltrivel, It says... Wait, you want to Ingrave a new name into it? Just who the hell do you think you are, ----- -----? Yeah, That was what you were gonna name her, eh? You're even more vulgar than Peter Capelli's Pre-Doctor Who Career.
A02-=>Jess: Analyse de Plane!
You are Jess, as previously stated you are to be transfered over to Atomisa Academy in a ZEPPLIN! You have recently turned seventeen and you used to live with your Dear Mother and Father before they found you bleeding in the arms of your Identical twin sister Jade Paltrivel, Not at all to be confused with SBurb's own Witch of Space and Chicken Select Jade Harley, alongside your other siblings who before that day were never even human but due to your Pledge to a Goddess, You had to turn them human not just to keep your body from burning up into thynr, but also to save their skinned behinds as well...
And now it is time to retrieve your arms from the box that has been laid out in front of you...
A03-=>Jess: Receive your Arms
-Describe your aspect you choose to use for your weapon-
And Lo and Behold, this very aspect of your personality is represented in the fresh coat of P.A.I.N.T. or --- that you are holding in you hands. A symbol of hope that scream to ne'er do wells "Hey! Not so fast, ne'er do wells, I'm a meistro! Prepare for punishment, ya scumbags!"
The weapon in question, is -describe your weapon here-
A04-=> Jess: Complain about your new school
You recognise no one from the school and you realise that the transferees get the crummy dorms. And worst of all, It's a boarding school, as in all out-of-towners are required to live on campus! I'd say i'd be like college for Teenagers, but let's face it, Grades 4 to College go there!!
-Insert Pesterlog-
A05-=> Jess: Look out the Window
You have finally arrived at Atomisa Academy! It is there that you gaze apon the reagal splendour of this fantastic learning centre!
A06-=> Jess: Arrive at your destination
Hard to believe that you're on Jupiter of all Planets
Maddie Zocuté
Eee! You are so nervousited to meet your Internet BFF in the flesh and Blood! God, do you hope she gets your purple dorm!
