The Princess of Joy
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Prologue
Homework
Thynr: The mystical energy that we can convert from mass or energy that comes in the form of liquid or radiation.
God: A being who can bestow apon a single soul a set of powers to the God's choosing ranging to the mundane to mastery over a single magen should they pledge themselves to it.
Kamentator: A mystical Imp of nonexistance used by a God to find those willing to pledge
Chronicle Nemesis: a set of scientific laws that keep the cosmos in check.
- To create Thynr, you must channel the plasma in your body or molecules of any element on the periodic table.
- The less of something you have you wish to recreate, the more Thynr you must use.
- if someone were to pledge themselves to a certain God, they are to Channel their power as soon as possible or have your physical body burn into Thynr.
- Entering a Divine Chronicle is strictly forbidden.
Divine Chronicle: A list of important stories that should not be entered or diverged.
Foreword
Metafiction, the science of understanding the structure of Thynr, absorbing it from the air that we breathe and using it to advance the plot by either summoning or creating the things we need, or dissapearing into another place in the world or another world entirely. But Metafiction is a Science, To create Thynr, you must sacrifice anything from the ground beneath your feet to the clothes on your back to even a vital element of your body, the less of what makes up something's mass, the more thynr you have to use, that is a principle of Chronicle Nemesis. There is an Academy for people who seek to master the true power of thynr, and as the school tells us, you either learn it the easy way or the hard way.
Arc 1: The Journey to Creanna
Chapter 1: Amnesia
Arc 2: A new life
and they're watchin' us...
-Helen 'Mrs. Incredible' Parr POV-
"I'm greatful for the second oven for me to bake some cupcakes and Kit-Kat-Peanut Butter brownies..." Randy stated as he made his way to the Candy-Coated Wafers. "but why do you want a meatloaf below my tray, isnt the three in your oven enough?"
"Do keep in mind that Sekai's known for eating more than what a girl her age usually eats and never gaining a single pound." I stated to Randy "She's basically got a bottomless pit of a stomach when it comes to meat and Snacks. I never really saw Sekai get any fatter except for a few minutes, half an hour tops."
"But we're toys, we never change excepting for a brief gag." Randy replied upon my reminder "In fact the only way Sekai can actually change is through her body gradually aging due to her erosion that I hear she plans to find a way to halt."
"I know that we're toys, It's just that she's rather uncontrollable with the food she eats, her expectations are high. Someone has to keep her appetite under control, so I chose to cook a Meatloaf specifically for her and Violet to share in order for Sekai to do just that..." I stated before I looked to a supposed empty chair "This is the key word that Sekai has to learn tonight, Share."
Violet disspelled her power of Invisibility with full knowledge of what our discussion entailed as she stated: "Whatever you say, Mom."
At that point I heard the doorbell ring, Violet answered the door and guess who it was.
"Yo, Vi..." Said the princess, she sounded a bit half hearted and out of it today... "You wouldn't mind if I brought in a few of my 'friends' over, would ya?"
"Sure, not at all..." Violet replied as one by one they entered the house.
"For a superhero's house it seems rather...dull." Lilo remarked.
"That's because all the superhero stuff's most likely in a secret part of the basement, dork" Myrdle sneered.
"I am very delighted by your choice in decor, Mrs. Incr-" Lauren would have completed the sentence if Flo didn't pinch her lips
"So sorry, Some people are not as aware of the house rules when it comes to secret Identities, Mrs. Parr" Flo explained.
"Why don't you give away our secret, would ya?" Snarked Marie, Clearly not enjoying the sleepover at all.
Alright, to make the Identities of the characters perfectly clear, Lilo is the muscle-toned one in the green tank-top and red pajama pants with hawaiian-style flowers, Myrdle is the one in the green midriff shirt and light blue pajama pants, Flo wears a pink nightgown, Lauren wears a full set of green pajamas and Marie is clad in a light blue tank top and deep blue pajama pants.
"Wait, you mentioned there would bw seven other guests alongside Sekai..." Randy inquired "Where are the other two?"
At that point a thundering presence was felt as a trail of flames channeled a shadowy queen of pure evil to her destiny.
"Maleficent!" Flo exclaimed with an added sternness to her voice.
"Calm yourselves, I am not here to spread chaos today..." Maleficent stated in a matter-of-fact way of speaking "I am only here to drop off the puppet."
At that point I saw a timid young lady of seventeen emerge from behind the Mistress of Evil. She was clad in a black skintight muscle shirt and matching pajama pants which were both covered in markings and streamlines familiar to the programs in the Grid. Her raven-black locks of hair were complimented by a lighter shade of green than her mother...
Yep, that's definely Millicent.
"Do keep in mind that if you were to allow my seed the chance to take even a step out of line, you shall face me and the powers of hell!" Maleficent boasted as an irritated voice sneered "Give it a rest, will ya, you old crow?"
I knew that sharp tounge anywhere, It was probably-
Yep, all Yazmine.
Only she'd wear a small midriff poncho over a light purple tank top and pajama jeans as deep a purple as her poncho.
"Alright, You've got us on speed dial and some money for Pizza if their supper goes awry..." reminded her caretaker, Yzma, to whom she replied: "Yeah, auntie Yzma..."
"Oh, and please do not forget your mission." Yzma added. her confidaunt and Incan emperor Kuzco's royal advisor Kronk was bewildered by this, no surprise there...
"Mission, you never told her about any-" It was then that Kronk noticed her twitching eyebrow. "Riiiiiight, the mission, the mission for Yazmine, eh-heh...Yazmine's mission."
It was there that Kronk readied the coach llama while Maleficent made her way inside the carriage. The Llama would then pull the wooden vehicle on it's way back to Maleficent's Fortress but not before Maleficent would peek through the window uttering: "Have fun."
"Geez, Millie..." complained Yazmine to sickly green companion. "Your old crow's made you such a tool since you arrived."
"Dont Insult her wickedness..." Millicent faintly cried. "She can hear everything."
"Hold on just a second." I intervened. "I specifically had Rick pull some strings to get you here and not have Maleficent spy on you. She even signed a legally-binding contract clearly stating that neither she or her minions are allowed within fifty feet of this house during the sleepover."
"are...are you sure...Mommy won't see us?" asked Millicent.
"Of Course, It's one of the many reasons we planned this occasion in the first place." Violet added as Lauren cheered "Now show your delight for this brief moment of freedom through a big cheerful cheer!"
"yay." Millicent softly cheered.
"Ugh! You call that your cheer of freedom" Yazmine Complained. "Louder!"
"yay."
"Louder!"
"yay."
"LOUDEEEEEEEEER!!!!!" Well, Yazmin certainly has the lungs for that! Hopefully Millie does too, because she's inhaling rather deeply before letting out a loud-
"yaaaaay." -letdown.
"Chin up, you two, let her truly celebrate her freedom when she feels like it." Flo stated to her peers with a motherly tone "Her 'Mother' wasn't always this evil, You know."
"And that girl is living proof of that!" Marie added as if she had a secret to hide.
As we made our way inside, Randy had already put the Brownies in the Bottom Shelf of the Oven and was ready to add the Ingredients together for the Cupcakes when all of a sudden.
- After Dash and Kuzco intrude the party for a short while, They start with Spin the Bottle.
"Name one thing you want more than anything" I started.
"I want friends..." She stated.
"Are you kidding? You've got plenty of friends that are right there sitting alongside you." I proudly responded to her. "In fact, I planned this so that You would welcome Violet into-"
"It'll be pointless!" She barked back at me. "We're physically a few years older than her because of my erosion and Creanna's programming."
"You could at least try to understand why they're here." I calmly stated to the young princess "Creanna knew what she was doing when she created your friends with your decay in mind..."
"That's just it! She created them!" She seemed displeased about the girls she had known since her childhood. "I want friends who cherish me for me, not because the mother built em for me!" This seemed to barely garner the attention of Yazmine enough to direct her attention away from her 3DS for a few brief seconds before resuming her game of Mario Kart 7.
"Cant we just skip to dinner..." she had asked me, the Meatloaf wasn't done yet so I responded: "45 minutes, Sekai..."
that groan ment she was depressed, I had to think of some way to get her mind off Creanna's attempt to get our princess to socialize.
Never seen a bluer sky
-Jack Sparrow POV-
- Everything is clearer now...
A grinning man was embedded on a screen unlike the other blue screens. It was at the pool made to look like something straight from the Grid that I saw her taking a bubble bath.
- life is just a dream, ya know,
- it's never-ending...
The girl who had given me quite a hard time over the years from her childhood filled with plenty of adventures with her family of Toys to her most recent escapade when she rammed my ship into the cauldron of a witch who was ineffective in hindsight.
- ...I'm ascending
Sekai Montague.
The lass was resting as she viewed the last seconds of imagery tick away with a curious phrase about weights, but the point is this young woman and her steel-feathered friend, Tengen, are in for quite some karma. "Ramming my ship into some alternatively dressed toy's overgrown coffee Pot? Are you fragging me, like, fragging me specifically? The monkey can run the Black Pearl better than you!"
Then she rose from the waters, nude and refreshed, leaving myself distracted and paralysed by the shapely curves of womanhood in the process. But I'll be alright if she doesn't go for the kill and change the subject.
"You know what I like about Cowboy Bebop?" ...great. "It's because it speaks about no matter how you would start your life over, you still have to tie up loose ends and figure out how you make amends to the past, live well in the past and move on into an uncertain future."
She explained to me the cast of characters in the Bebop crew as she put on her bathrobe. I'd try to get her back on track but you know my manners by now so I kept quiet as she explained em all one by one, saving the best for last. First the tenacious Faye Valentine, then the kooky science girl Edward, the retired cop Jet Black and then we had reached Spike Spiegel. "Spike used to work in the Mafia with his colleagues Julie and Vicious before he went rogue and became a loner and eventually the Co-Captain of the Bebop."
"The slag does this have to do with my ship?" I asked the wench and to that her Afterthought familiar had replied: "Both suffered alot of damage protecting the world from an old enemy of their corresponding captains."
Bah to that, she was only Captain 'til I came back! I just wanted her to apologise for the ship, maybe this is her way of saying 'I'm sorry'
"You ever heard of a fella named Don Bluth?" the lass had asked me to further ignore the problem at hand as I held back the urge to put the princess out of her misery for but a few seconds of peace.
"Carry on, then." I hesitantly requested of Sekai who would then play this movie on Netflix called The Secret of Nihm as she explained: "Don Bluth is the half-second cousin of Presidential Failure Mitt Romney, but more Importantly, he rounded up a group of animators who were irritated with how Disney movies didn't feel the same as when Walt Disney was still around including the likes of Gary Goldman and John Pulmeroy and fled the studio on his xxth birthday...Just because of that, I think Spike left the Mafia on his birthday as well..."
"Wait, he talked a bunch of animators into betraying the mouse house." I stated in a frantic state of disbelief.
"And he hoped to recapture that Disney Magic in his own movies." Explained Tengen. "Though his Initial offering, The Secret of Nihm, was good and all, The film had simply failed to garner an audience. The next film, An American Tail, was funded, hyped up and advertised up the bloody wazoo by Amblin Entertainment, as in the First of the three orginal Dreamworks guys Steven Speilburg."
"The Shrek Guy?" I asked the lass. She shook her head and corrected me as such: "Close, second Dreamworks guy Jeffrey Katzenburg."
"Ah..." I paused for a moment. wait...wait... "Carry on, then."
"His funding also hyped up The Land Before Time and it's become such a cash cow franchise that you'd need a Pick-Up Truck for everything set in that universe." She joked but then she made a somber-looking face as she spoke more "But we all have at least heard of the Golden Renaissance, correct?"
"Ah, Yes! The glorious Golden Renaissance, '88 to the birth of the new millennium!" I boasted with my familiar grin on that mug of mine "Started with that white rabbit and Ariel really got the ball rolling. Damn, It must be great to live during that period!"
"Well, Don Bluth would beg to differ, While All Dogs go to Heaven was a wonderful movie and Rock-a-doodle was okay, they failed to perform against our flicks, Thumbalina, The Pebble and the Penguin, and most infamously A Troll in Central Park suffered during this time. The following film Anastasia was successful under the domain of Fox but demographic led to one of his best films, Titan A.E., to flop so hard that the Animation Studio Fox gave him down in Pheonix, Arizona closed down because of it." Tengen grimly stated to my face, Sekai then promptly continued. "And that's not the worst part, Some of his allies left him to move on with their animation careers to work on Disney Movies, some of 'em left when Don and Gary fled to Pheonix Like John Pulmeroy, others would leave during the production of Troll to cook up Beauty and the Beast!"
"Geez, sounds like a downer. bittersweet taste but still, that's a Downer" I exclaimed in dissapointment.
"But did you know the Disney Brand was in danger of sinking into the dephs of obscurity without Walt?" Tengen inquired. That frightened me, Disney sent to Davy Jones' Locker...without creating my character? How the bloody hell was that even possible? "Indeed, the dangers of Bankruptcy was ready to close the book on the Disney Legacy forevermore and it was Michael Eisener who saved the company and paved the way for it to revive itself as the Media and Entertainment Giant we know today. But it was the Success of An American Tail and Land Before Time which motivated Speilberg to go to us and Create the white rabbit who started this Golden Renaissance!"
"They say it started with Ariel, but we know it's Roger who started that chain of Hit after Hit." Sekai stated with her smug little grin. "But without Bluth and Goldman, Disney wouldn't be as big as it is Today, half the Disney animated canon wouldn't even exist..."
The thought of Disney without an animation studio somehow scared me a little, but it felt intriguing knowing that I owe my existence to a rogue agent such as myself... Really tickles my fancy, don't ya think?
"You wanna know what would be a great challenge for Don Bluth?" She asked me as my back was turned. "Getting all his Stories back under a singular distribution company again. Universal, Fox, MGM, His films have been scattered all over the place! I'll admit, if they were reunited under our banner, I'd be delighted and surprised."
"Yeah, Right. And Roger Rabbit would appear in the Metasphere!" I snarked as Sekai headed back to her home but not before saying: "You're such a pain, Captain... But you're a pain worth having around."
I grinned as I shoved off to get back to the ship. I always look into my Compass whenever I did not seem to know where I was going. And I did not sing my usual dity, I sung the little song that I had heard instead.
- Everything is clearer now...
Learning about Don Bluth and Cowboy Bebop in a single conversation is never an easy task. I'm surprised that I now find the urge to use Don Bluth Movies to lull me to sleep. Perhaps I should get some video streaming doodads for my ship and spend a weekend off to watch that Cowboy Bebop Japanime-thing.
- life is just a dream, ya know,
- it's neverending...
Maybe I could figure out the weights line along the way.
- ...I'm ascending.
-See You, Space Cartoonist-
...as they all fly away
-Lightning McQueen POV-
It was boring.
It was predictable.
It was just too slow for me...
I know my lesson here, stop and smell the flowers, yadda, yadda, yadda. But c'mon, Mater and I didn't even get to know Holly or even Finn as much as we hoped and I would've loved to race against Franchesco in Germany. Don't get me wrong, the spy stuff was a decent distraction from the Hudson Cup... But it felt dissapointing, Like how Mater felt about the difference between us 'Toon Cars and the cold cars, the ones without any character...
Mater wept himself to sleep that night and it took well over a week for him to fully understand and recover from the show.
I hear the shmucks upstairs plan to show the world of visitors how 'Toon Planes live their lives...
I don't know how to feel about it.
aggravated for milking our world for every penny it's worth, or disappointed that those guys got their own separate tie-in game. It's such a crying shame knowing these guys might not make it into the game...
Perhaps they'd show up in an upcoming wave of Toys.
-FIN-
Life is a Highway
-Mater POV-
- Mater learns about cold cars, Hi-Jinx ensue.
"You mean to tell me... She's... Dead?" I asked the fair princess and she replied "Please, It wasn't even alive to begin with..."
Wasn't.
Even.
Alive.
-FIN-
And as we lay and reach the stars...
-Lone Ranger POV-
Tonto was parking the -Brand of car- when I saw a perculiar sight. It was Sekai alright, and this time she brought Captain Jack Sparrow along for the road which is startling because her relationship with Jack was rickety at best...
I heard a hiccup not from Tonto, but from Sekai... "You laced the Coke with Jack Daniels, Didn't you?" She asked with the last of her sober self's strength... huh, I should try to get Tonto say that last part five times fast one day, that's not bad...
"Whoa! Easy there, girl, PEGI 7 and all that..." The swashbuckling adventurer responded before shyly adding "but yeah, that's exactly what I've done."
The Girl wooted with her hands in the Air! "I love it! I drank an entire six pack of Bud Lite when watching a true box office disastrophe! Yeeeeee-Haaaw!" And with that, she cheerfully downed her beverage, so much for the last of her sober self's strength. Seriously, I gotta try that tongue twister trick sometime!
"Whoa! You've become quite the heavy drinker as of late!" exclaimed Captain Jack, amazed at how much Sekai had drank beforehand.
"C'mon Cap'n, It's Not like the Alcohol *hic* can kill us or anything..." Sekai reminded her comrade in play, It is true that we Plotworks can't die of alcohol poisoning. Hell, some of us tend to bathe or even shower in the stuff to polish plastic-like Sculpting of our Gingaranium bodies... "but it really fragging hurts in the morn!" *hic*
Somehow, I just had to confront her, ask her about what she's doing. "Hey, who's this fine lady sittin' with the Cap'n?"
"Oh! Hey, Johnny-boy. *hic* how's it hangin'?" Sekai greeted with that Drunken grin on her face.
That Nickname, It irritated me to no end... "I'd ask if you were waiting for the next Disney Movie but knowing what it is, that's clearly not the case."
"I'm stargazing, Come August 18th, Our side of the Metasphere's gonna seem a hell of a lot smaller. More Galaxies will be born from the hearts of new visitors, and with that, sir, comes the potential for more of you guys." The Potential for more of me seems ecstatic, yet a little eerie, and I chuckled at how dull a room full of Tontos could prove to be... "You can go ahead and check out what's in the theater if ya like, but dont fool yourselves by adding some of your own funds to your own performance because no money from here can be relayed to there"
Me and Tonto steadily walked closer to the box office, After an adventure or two in the Toy Box or his home Play Set, I'd check in on whatever struck my fancy. Today was a third urge to see my movie, a weak urge but an urge nevertheless...
What seemed offputting to me is that when I looked towards the barren night sky, clear of any skydome and then back down to Sekai and her thieving frienemy made me ponder all the flack my movie's been getting.
The generic cashier humbly welcomed us. "Welcome to Cinemark, how can I help you, sirs?" Tonto asked for two tickets to Lone Ranger and he was about to get them from the cashier but I stopped the generic's hand with a shot from a Goo Shrinker, another reason why life in the Toy Box is breathtaking no matter how ya slice it. I escorted Tonto to the Campsite to find the two have started a fire to roast Marshmallows they somehow got from the 'groceries' section of the Toy Catalogue. You are able to access the groceries section, right? Okay, so I muster enough courage together to ask "Hey There, Little Lady! Is there room for two more?"
Sekai set up two more Lawn Chairs from the Toy Catalogue for us as we made our way to the campfire with some instantly-summoned Restaurant-Style Tostitos and corresponding Salsa in hand. "So... *hic* What brings you to the campfire, dream cowboy?"
"It's just that..." I groaned in defeat "My movie...doesn't quite live up to my legend..."
"If movie-film taken into more respectful hands, Then movie-film wouldn't be 'box-office disastrophe'..." Tonto added, putting a bendy straw in his Alcoholic Soda. He had found himself thrust into the spotlight by this film but deep down, he regretted seeing our movie the second time around...
"Well, ya win some, ya lose some, eh." Jack replied with his face stuffed with tortilla chips, unphased by the movie's failure due to being in the Original Generation Starter Pack and of course, his big damn movie franchise. "Least I got a notable bloke out of the whole ordeal as handsome as myself..."
"I am not you, Captain. Nor an excuse for Johnny Depp to wear garb of our people in the most disgraceful manner imaginable!" argued Tonto "I am Me, I am Warrior, I am-"
"...a toy"
One look at who that voice belonged to left Tonto depressed by thinking about the guy... I can recall the events from when we were first opened, Tonto found himself shoulder to shoulder with a drunk ass pirate around his height. His movements were very over the top from what I can assume is his initial reaction to an Indian as in he had never seen one before. Tonto was slightly irked by the theiving seafarer from another playset and he hoped that the meeting was purely a coincidence...
Boy, did Miss Creanna prove us otherwise!
Back to the day at hand, Me and Tonto were trying our mitts on these s'mores that Sekai made for us. "Go ahead, you can try one if ya like."
"So what if your movie bailed big time at the Box-Office?" She inquired as I bit into the Marshmallow-Chocolate Center. "You made it into the Toy Box, that's gotta be worth something, right?"
And for that, I am alive...and glad of it! One of these days, I'll figure out how life's supposed to be around here... and who knows, maybe in the future someone would find the flick to be enjoyable as the old saying goes:
One man's trash is another man's treasure...
FIN
...we realise how small we are
Metasphere: August 17th, 2013, 11:57pm
-Sekai POV-
Stargazing seems to be kind of a thing with me as of late what with today's cosmic fireworks display going on in the metasphere, Y'know? I looked through the Telescope at like, 11:57 pm on August 17th through the Starter Pack boxes for Disney Infinity aka: the key to your own galaxy in the Metasphere. In fact, that's why I decided to try my mitts at hosting a live rendition of this weekly six-hour challenge called Toonami (With a Disneyfied waiting period, of course.)
I peeked through a telescope that showed the world to me through a specific box containing a Disney Infinity Starter Pack, It was dark with the only light emitted stemming from a five-sided drill atop a disc drive as the sound of a running engine filled the air. All these Inklings led me to figure out the exact box I found, It wasn't just a mere starter pack for Infinity, it was an Entire Nintega Suiite home console as pre-ordered by some shut-in donkus! I am dead serious, some guy paid half a thousand dollars for the must-have all-in-one home computer system of the year!
Okay, I'm going to go over the contents of this thing and just how much they cost on their own. Infinity's gonna set you back $60 out of it's individual $75 price while the Cars and Lone Ranger Playsets shave $15 off their conjoined Price, that makes $105, There's also the latest version of Sony Vagas for $130 making it $235 and for some odd reason, a copy of either Pokemon X or Y alongside Fire Emblem Awakening both being Nintendo 3DS games.
I dont know what's weirder, that there are two Nintendo Games here or that Pokemon X and Y is part of the pack dispite not going to be out for a couple of months... Perhaps this is the limited edition I've been hearing so much about on my tumblr.
The piece dé resistaunce here is the Console itself is a masterpiece of technology with 420 Gigs of Hard Drive Memory and an Impressive 1080 Gigs on the Cloud, the Nintega Suiite is able to communicate with other devices such as your Smart TV, your portable consoles and mobile devices and it has a built-in metacable box and an alarm clock, a $358 value yours for $205 only in thirteen especially marked packages! I was off to make an announcement on the countdown to the show when all of a sudden: "Small one, why are you restless this night?" God, I hate being called that, Right behind 'Princess' as the nickname I dispise the most. Course, I am-as a matter of fact-a princess, but that's because I am basically being groomed for a special task that involves creation being at stake or some slag like that, I wouldn't give a crap unless I had a bad guy to fight.
But that's beside the point, point is: Lady Creanna caught me in the act.
"Damn It, Woman, I specifically told you never to call me that due to, well, Take a good look at me!" I showed my queen the nice, strong bod I had gained over the years I've lived in the Toy Box. I cant seem to remember all the details but I do recall being alone crying out for my mom in my severed bedroom when I was a little girl and I met an old wizard named Tempast who created Plotworks out of Toys he found laying around in my room. From there, I made a journey to find Creanna who told me that I was an Identity, a Toy without a Template, doomed to fade away into legend one day through some sort of curse... For me, it was bodily aging and boy, has it served me well in the long run!
Through an academic routine set up by Miss Peep and myself, I learned about what was possible/acceptable in your world and what was not. I was such the fast learner that by the time puberty was only weeks away, I had the smarts of a high school graduate! As soon as I began the usual cycle, I started a increasingly challenging training regime to build up my body and by the time of the story we're focusing on, I have the strength of three professional plane lifters scrunched in the six-foot bod of a professional boxer. Both my journey and education are tales for another time so let's just focus on the broadcast blues for now.
"As you can see, I'm not even petite and I've technically been old enough to take care of myself since these puppies started to bloom." I pointed to my chest to establish my opinion on that nickname "and I do believe their proud owner needs to know why you keep calling me that when she hasn't been precisely that for more than half a decade now?"
"Sekai, I call you small one because deep down within your strong body, your soul is still just that, you say you can take care of yourself but you act too rashly and Immature for me-" I interrupted my mother of the soul to track the pre-ordered package which is now being carried out to the door "this is the exact behavior I was talking about, you don't think about what others have to say to you and you foolishly plan for things that just can't possibly happen and you pride yourself in your body's physical strength and beauty, not caring about your past, present or future."
"My future?! You're bringing my plans for my future into this?" I argued.
"Plans you cant even hope to achieve!" Creanna scowled. Dang, she's really ticked off this time. "What makes you think your prince is outside of the Toy Box, what makes you think he even exists?!"
"Because I want to bring him along on my adventures and make sure he'll try to keep up! See the omniverse, meet new friends, find new things to do!" I explained proudly, before speaking the type of phrase parents dread: "and the only I can do that is if I get off this rock."
This phrase made her wince in dissapointment and inevitability while all the Toys, Generics and Identities that came to the party were watching in disbelief as I had left the camera running as I argued with the Mother of the Metasphere herself...
Perhaps calling my home Toy Box a rock was a bit much...
Balanced Legacy Universe, Centuries into the future but not many...
-??? POV-
"I've been waiting all dang summer for this!" A voice said as he opened the box to claim his new home console. Just who does this voice belong to, I wonder?
01-=>Enter your name
Oh, it appears that he has the Emblem of his school on his chest as an ID pass, it is labeled Trasme Capulet. Clearly, he isn't like the beta kids in any sense of the word because-let's face it-you'd call him Derphoof Colt in a millisecond.
02-=>Trasme: Analyse the Room
You are Trasme. As previously stated you are now in possession of the Nintega Suiite Entertainment Computer System! You have an Interest in Sci-Fi, Tokusatsu and Mainstream JRPGs, You've scaled back on your spending by avoiding the Game Shops, absconding any form of microtransaction such as the greed fertiliser known as on-disc DLC and eating what the rotating lunch menu chooses to serve you so no giant cookie for you. And obviously you've pushed long and hard through many moneymaking tasks such as babysitting services, layaway payments, strenuous amounts of dormkeeping and hard labor and as of this glorious day in the grand old month of the noble roman Augustus Ceasar, it has finally paid off for one of the first 100 consoles to be printed for the closed beta of the console he had been chosen for just by perchasing this limited print. Knowing of the cruel fact that with fame and popularity comes annoying as hell paparatzi, you may as well dig for your mask and prepare for the worst.
03-=>Trasme: Get your Mask
Your mask is shining brighter than it usually does, mainly towards the side the people who brought you Kamen Rider W call the right while you have given it the triumphant name of 'Dennis'
04-=> Trasme: Captalogue Mask
You captalogue your mask into the front end of your CatDog sylladex, you might want to hang on to it for now and play some Animal Crossing: City Folk as you are expecting New Leaf in the mail the following weekend.
05-=> Trasme: Play Animal Crossing City Folk
Well, whaddaya know, It's too scratched up to be worth jack $417! And you're playing it on the Wii Mini perchased for last Decemberween by your mother, portrayed physically by a fusion of Trisha Elric and Maka Albarn. (If you want to commission Dragon-FangX to do that, feel free because I sure can't) You choose to glide to Santa's workshop on your hoverboard as it is who it was labeled as and the assumption Irks Santa and made you slay a Holideth to keep your name off the permanent naughty list. The Result was that the Adolescent Holideth was served up by the grandmother of one of your friends (he calls her Memere and so shall we for the rest of the story) for the traditional feast at the Capulet family's annual Decemberween reunion and as of today you play a set range of Gamecube games on the Wii Mini Ironically to spite your mother!
06-=> Trasme: Captalogue Controllers
You captalogue your Wiimote and Nunchuk, they're the controlers, before putting them in the gamekind Strife Specibus. You have three distinct kinds including Duelkind which involves children's card games and bladekind, the popular choice!
07-=> Trasme: Look for Instrument
You pick up your Flute and play a familar song as heard in an awesome anime you have watched from beginning to end.
-Cue Brothers as performed by Vic Mignogna as we look out the window to see blue snow-
08-=> Trasme: Captalogue Instrument
You captalogue your Flute to the tail end of your Fetch Modus and head off to check if your Suiite has completely booted up yet... It booted up midway through the song so we know what you're gonna do first: Chat with your Girlfriend from the blue dorm on Pesterchum
- you started pestering Crossblade2K2 at 7:12pm
- lolazurmeme42: Hey, Babe. -3
- crossblade2K2: ugh, what now?
- CB: I have other things to attend to like studying, something that you really need to do more often
- CB: Like, Now!
- LM: Chillax, I've got It all figured out, Narnie...
- CB: please, feel free to inform us how you intend to screw up this time.
- LM: I am speaking to you with the highly anticipated Nintega Suiite!
- CB: wait, that new console produced by an evil corporation?
- LM: >:( c'mon, It's a pretty damn good console and it's got practically everything you'd want!
- CB: tell that to all your new friends...
- LM: wait, wut?
- LM: I dunno bout you, but all my homies hang at school
- LM: I've got friends in all the dorms, no matter how uncool
- CB: christ...
- LM: hanging out and watchin' old anime
- LM: figuring out which of the sailor scouts are gay
- Crossblade2K2 stopped pestering you at 7:12pm
- LM: no matter how far the fandom drifts
- LM: no matter how we give ninty the corporate facelift
- LM: Infinity will finally unite our gang
- LM: learning bout programming while we do our thang!
- egretrombon95 started pestering you at 7:13pm
- egretrombon95: Hey, You're in the Toy Box, Right?
- LM: Yeah, uh... Just one question
- LM: who the balls are you and why are all these names on my friend list?
- ET: you can control toys from my box, right?
- LM: you mean the guys who are leaving in boatloads?
- LM: I can control one of them if I had the corresponding toy to go with it...
- ET: Good, then do it! Find a toy and round em up!
- ET: It's almost midnight in here!
- LM: That's weird it's 7:13 up in this hizhouse,
- LM: I dunno, must be the differences in timezones and whatnot.
- ET: Shut up and Access the Fantasia Screens!
- LM: Alright, Alright, Jeez.
- LM: You dont have to tell me what to do... >=(
- you stopped pestering egretrombon95 at 7:13pm
09-=> Trasme: Access Disney Infinity
Its a good thing you were in the Toy Box Mode of Infinity while you were bustin' out some real smooth moves and freaky-dope rhymes. You access the set pieces section of your Toy Catalogue and select the Fantasia Screen.
10-=>Trasme: Barricade the Exits
The first thing you do with this familiar screen is block out all the exits so that there is no escape
11-=>Trasme: Screen Spam
You pollute the surrounding area with those blue screen like the developers did to the entire damn game with it's iconic Red 'Toy Box' if you will.
12-=>Sekai: Change the Channel
You flip the switch and broadcast the feed of Channel 64 to the world within as the final commercial winded down.
13-=>TOM: Broadcast Toonami
-Toonami Intro-
That, Ladies and Germs, is what we tropers call a Chekov's Gun.
14-=>Sekai: Contact your new friend
It's working, the people are participating in that six hour challenge of yours! You rush back to your computer to congratulate your brand spankin' new ally in the real world to congratulate him on a Job well done!
you started pestering lolazurmeme42 at 7:14pm
- egretrombon95: That was amazing!
- ET: that was some kooky mind magics you got there.
- lolazurmeme42: thnx, I was the guy controlling Captain Jack Sparrow!
- ET: He's gonna be real Freakin' Mad when he hears about you...
- LM: whoa, so he was like...
- LM: controled by another dude or somethin'?
- ET: something like that...
- LM: I never even realised you could do that in the game...
- ET: of course, it's possible in the game
- ET: for how in the can there be a Toy Box that holds more than one of the great Captain Jack Sparrow!
- LM: could you direct me to the guy's pesterchum account.
