Super Smash Weirdies
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Bokurano
Sage
Appearance:
Stats
Speed: X/10 Jump: X/10 Attack: X/10 Defense: X/10 Weight: X/10 Knockback: X/10
Basic Attacks
neutral - side - up - down - Dash -
Arial Attacks
standard - forward - back - up - down -
Grabs
The Grip - Pummel - forward throw - back throw - up throw - down throw -
Comeback moves
Floor attack (front) - Floor attack (back) - Edge attack -
Smash Attacks
side - up - down -
Specials
Neutral - Side - Up - Down -
Final Smash -
Taunts
up - side - down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C - Defeat -
Koraline Imanok
Opening Animation: Koraline enters via one of those Hovering Things from Bomberman Blitz, more often than not she might say: "Kept ya waiting, huh?"
Takashi Waku
Appearance:
Stats
Speed: 8/10 Jump: 7/10 Attack: 9/10 Defense: 5/10 Weight: 5/10 Knockback: X/10
Basic Attacks
neutral - side - up - down - Dash -
Arial Attacks
standard - forward - back - up - down -
Grabs
The Grip - Pummel - forward throw - back throw - up throw - down throw -
Comeback moves
Floor attack (front) - Floor attack (back) - Edge attack -
Smash Attacks
side - up - down -
Specials
Neutral - Side - Up - Down -
Final Smash -
Taunts
up - side - down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C - Defeat -
Super Mario
Fawful
|M&L Abilities|
Starlow
|M&L Abilities|
Captain Toad
|Mushroom Abilities|
standard combat default- up-a weak hop side- down-He slams a pickaxe down.
Smash Attacks up-Toad hops up into the air for a headbutt side-Toad swings his heavy backpack in a circle down-Captain Toad Heaves up his backpack before his strength gives in, slamming the ground with the backpack in question.
Special Attacks
Standard-Orb Trap (Mario Party Reference) Up-Bee Mushroom Side-Rock Mushroom Down-Toad uses the Spring Mushroom to jump up High and the Propeller Mushroom to spiral back down to earth.
Final Smash-a Mega Mushroom if fed to a baby bird who then becomes the Giant Bird from his own game, he hoists Toad up and begins the attack.
Sheild Animation-Boo Mushroom, Makes Toad Invisible
Shy Guy
|Flowers|
Smash Attacks Up-Impale with Spear Side-Impale with Spear Down-Sweep attack
Special Attacks
Standard: Fire Flower Up: Cloud Flower Side: Boomerang Flower Down: Ice Flower
Final Smash: Power Star
Kirby Reps
Drawcia
|References to Canvas Curse and Rainbow Curse|
-Triple Deluxe Rep-
|Copy Abilities used: Beetle, Bell, Archer, Circus.|
Megaman X
X
Stats
Speed: 6/10 Jump: 7/10 Attack: 8/10 Defense: 8/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 4/10
Basic Attacks default- up- side- down-
Arial Attacks default- up- down- forward- back-
Zero
Special Attacks standard- Fire Wave up- side- down-
Axl
Stats
Speed: 8/10 Jump: 8/10 Attack: 6/10 Defense: 5/10 Weight: 6/10 Knockback: 7/10
basic attacks default- up- side- down-
arial attacks default-|Grizzly Slash-WZ| up- down- forward-|Neon Tiger| back-
comeback attacks floor- edge-|Grizzly Slash|
Smash Attacks up- side-|Magma Blade| down-|Cyber Peacock|
Special Moves Standard- Up-|Rainy Turtloid/Link| Side-|Crystal Snail| Down-Blast Launcher
Final Smash-
Taunts up- side- down-
Victory Poses A- B- C- Defeat-
Allia
Iris
Special Moves standard- "Master Wavedash" - Once you've filled a specific meter, you can ram into a foe to instantaneously K.O. them and claim one of their special moves in limited quantity. up- side- down-
Final Smash- Her final boss fight.
Jess' Boring Life
Jess Paltrivel
Opening Animation: Jess Jumps out of an Inkwell
Stats
Speed: 7/10 Jump: 6/10 Attack: 7/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 6/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Steel, Fighting, Psychic)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Metal Claw Combo up - Iron Headbutt side - underhanded bullet punch down - Jess does a sweep kick with horizontal knockback. Dash - Dynamic Punch
Arial Attacks
standard - Lashes out with Metal Claw forward - Iron Tail Spin Kick back - Steel Wing spin up - Jess Slashes skyward with Metal Claw down - Double Kick
Grabs
The Grip - Paint Chain Pummel - Karate Chop forward throw - Gyro Ball Propulsion, heavier the foe, the stronger the attack gets. back throw - Circle Throw up throw - Magnet Bomb down throw - Gear Grind
Comeback moves
Floor attack - does a spin on the ground to kick both sides. Edge attack - Lashes with Metal Claw
Smash Attacks
up - Jumps half her Height for a Sky Uppercut side - Aura Pulse, Mario's side Smash but with Aura down - A sweeping Kick laced with Psycho Cut
Specials
Neutral - Psybeam, Think ROB Up - Metal Claw Spin, Think Bowser Side - Mirror Coat, Think Mario's Cape, combined with Nayru's love and Farore's Wind. Then Finished by Kirby's Sword Dash from Project M Down - Bulk Up - Think Wii Fit Trainer's Down Special
Final Smash - Unleashes a rainbow waterfall from the heavens. It is glorious.
Taunts
up - Jumps up and cheers: "Wehew!" side - Raises a fist and says "I'm really feeling it!" down - Sits down and stretches her legs, saying ""
Victory Poses
A - Collapses on her knees in exhaustion saying: "Man, that was a toughie..."
- If Dimentio is present: "Dimmie, at least try to hold back next time..."
B - Takes two steps forward while swiping with her claws twice as she says: "Hey, this is kinda fun!" C - Hops in celebration a few times saying: "Wewhew!"
Jade Paltrivel
Appearance:
Opening Animation: Jade Jumps out of an Inkwell
Stats
Speed: 6/10 Jump: 6/10 Attack: 8/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 6/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Poison, Bug, Rock)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Lashes forth with her venomous claws side - Roundhouse Kick up - Uppercut down - A sweeping kick Dash - Rollout
Arial Attacks
standard - Two quick mid-air kicks. forward - lashes forth with her poison claws back - turns around and chomps with poison fang up - lashes skyward with her poison claws down - "Fell Stinger" Starring Jade's Leg as the stinger
Grabs
The Grip - "String Shot" to grab her foes Pummel - Poison Claw to the Face forward throw - U-Turn (Works like Pokemon Rumble) back throw - flips behind her foe on their shoulders and kicks them back in a drop kick. up throw - X-Scissor down throw - Jumps offscreen and kicks back down in an poisonous explosion.
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Jade gets up and does a spin kick. Edge attack - Jade flips over the edge and slashes with her claws.
Smash Attacks
up - Stone Edge Uppercut side - Poison Jab down - Jade performs a poisonous breakdance sweep.
Specials
Neutral - "Leech Life" A chargeable dashing punch. Up - Spins skyward surrounded by a "Diamond Storm" Side - Launches a Sludge Bomb. Down - Jade charges up and shoots forward like a missile.
Final Smash - "Plague" A Poisonous Oak Tree sprouts from beneath her, explodes after seven seconds resulting in thirteen seconds worth of toxic fumes.
Taunts
up - Stretches her arms above her head and says "C'mon, dude, That all ya got?!"
- If Jess is present: "Girl, you sandbagging or what?"
side - She looks at her venomous claws and sighs. down - She brushes back her hair as if admiring her own beauty as she says: "Swag."
Victory Poses
A - Does a Backflip and then lashes with her Claws B - Holds a Butterfinger in her hand "Nopony's gonna lay a finger *Crunches into the Butterfinger* on my Butterfinger."
- If Jess is Present: "Sorry 'bout that, Sis. Tell ya what, *Crunches into the Butterfinger* How about some Chik-fil-a?"
C - Turns around and makes gun motions with her fingers, saying "Eyyyy."
Chase Paltrivel
Appearance: Messy brown hair, brown vest with a dog bone zipper-pull, red undershirt, faded jeans
Opening Animation: Tidbit runs on all fours as a Cowboy hat flies by a tree. When Tidbit passes the tree, he changes into Chase and dons the
Stats
Speed: 6/10 Jump: 7/10 Attack: 6/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 8/10 Knockback: 4/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Dark, Dragon)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Two slashes with shovel, and then stabs with bottom handle. (Only basic attack that knocks away projectiles) side - Dragon Claw up - Spins shovel above his head. down - A shovel sweep Dash - "Bite" - Turns into a Half-Dragon Warewolf briefly to bite the foe. Don't ask, Michael Jackson is in Charge.
Arial Attacks
standard - Somersault with shovel slashing in clockwise pattern. forward - Digging slash. back - Stabs with shovel handle. up - Upward arcing slash. down - Plunges to the floor with shovel. Bounces off of first struck enemy.
Grabs
The Grip - Impales enemy on shovel. Pummel - Claw to the Face! forward throw - Chase spins his opponent around once and tosses the opponent forward. back throw - takes his opponent behind him and whacks them away with his shovel. up throw - raises the opponent above him and Impales them with his shovel. down throw - Chase takes the opponent onto the ground and Body Slams them
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Does two swipes of his shovel front and back. Edge attack - Drop kick.
Smash Attacks
up - Chase performs a standard headbutt skyward. side - "Puppy Glomp" Briefly turns back into Tidbit for a tackle down -A low swipe in front and then behind Chase.
Specials
Neutral - Up - Chase creates a stream of Darkness that can be aimed into opponents to deal damage with the head and stun with the tail. Aiming the head into Chase himself will launch him in a trajectory opposite to the side he was hit on. Side - "Dig Deep" Hold B and push a direction while in the air, and you'll spin and shoot forward or down like a drill. Down - "Deep Dig" Digs a hole into the ground and lays a pitfall seed into the hole before burying it again.
Final Smash - "Lyncanthrax" Chase Transforms into a Half-Dragon Warewolf and rams into the opponent. Opponents too close upon initiation are buried, while those otherwise in front will be paralyzed. Usually a one-hit KO.
Taunts
up - Jumps twice as he says: "C'mon, Let's Play!" side - Punches his hands together saying: "Let me at 'em!" down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C -
Frieda Paltrivel
Frieda Paltrivel
Appearance: Purple Rayman Shirt under a Green Hoodie
Opening Animation: Fluffernut is sleeping in her beloved Hamster Cage when all of a sudden, A Puff of Magical energy turns her fully human and fully clothed, causing her cage to pop open, lid a-soarin'! Frieda sighes to herself as she stands up and gets into fighting position.
Stats
Speed: 8/10 Jump: 8/10 Attack: 5/10 Defense: 6/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 8/10
(Pokémon Type Moves to use: Grass, Thunder)
(Kirby Abilities: Animal, )
Basic Attacks
neutral - lightning kick combo side - Maraca to the Face up - Thundering Flip-Kick down - Sweeping Kick charged with static. Dash - Thunder Fang
Arial Attacks
standard - Mario Reference forward - Electric Knee of Justice back - Magical Leaf up - Leaf Tornado down - Thunderbolt Kick
Grabs
The Grip - Vine Whip Pummel - Absorb forward throw - Thunder Punch to the Gut back throw - Uses her Vine Whip to toss her foe behind her back. up throw - Thunderbolt Uppercut to the Face! down throw - Thunderbolt
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Vine Whip Edge attack - Vine Whip
Smash Attacks
up - Shock Wave (MegaMan) side - Vine Whip (Ivysaur) down - Thunder Pillar (MegaMan)
Specials
Neutral - Razor Leaf (Sheik) Up - Vine Whip (SSBB ZSS) Side - Volt Dash (Dark Pit) Down - Beetle Bomb (Beetle Kirby)
Final Smash - Guitar Hero
Taunts
up - side - down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C - Defeat -
Maddie Zocuté
(Pokémon Types: Water, Flying)
(Kirby Abilities: Water, Bell)
Intro: Maddie jumps out of a tablet in a whirlwind of papers.
Standard Attacks
default-Kicking up-A Mixel peeks out of her hair at such a velocity that a foe would be knocked away. side-whack the foe with her bell down-sweeping water kick dash- Water Kirby
Arial Attacks default- up- down- forward- back-Booty Kick
Grabs
Grip- Pummel-hits the foe in the head with a bell Up toss-Stuffs her foe in a Jack-in-the-box which launches the sucker skyward with a 'pop'. The kicker is the face of the clown inside is a reference to 'The Nightmare before Christmas'. down toss-Glomps the Foe. forward toss-Stuffs her foe in a Saxaphone (Referencing Zoot) and blows the sucker out. back toss-Swings her bell around and knocks her foe to the side.
Smash Attacks
Up- Side-Wing Attack Down-Geisers! Geisers! Everywhere.
Specials
Standard- Up-"Fly" She soars up high, press the B button again before the 8 seconds of flight elapse for a homing meteor smash. Side-"Surfing Dash" Down-"Drill Peck"
Class of No Class
Katrina
(Pokémon Types: Steel, Dragon, Normal)
(Kirby Abilities: Needle)
Standard Attacks
default up side down dash
Arial Attacks Check Dante from PS All-Stars Battle Royale.
Smash Attacks
up-A Porkupine appears atop her head and obvious outcomes ensue. side down-DMC Twofer attack, but with needle gloves.
Special Attacks
standard-She kicks a soccer ball up-"Handmade Shuriken Spin" Link's Up+B with Kirby 64's Double Needle side-"Handmade Shuriken Toss" Tosses a Giant Shuriken like an oversized Boomerang down-"Jolt Blitz" Volt Tackle as a Falcon Kick.
Anabelle
- (Pokémon Types: Steel, Grass)
- (Kirby Abilities: Ninja, Spark)
Standard attack
default up side down dash: Sliding Kick
Smash Attacks
up side down
Special Attacks
Standard: Shuriken Toss. Up Side Down
Final Smash:
Zoey 'Yohkei' Katsube
(Pokémon Types: Electric, Water, Ice)
(Kirby Abilities: Yo-Yo, Circus)
Standard Attacks
default- up-Fire Juggle (Circus Kirby) side- down-Balancing Act (Circus Kirby's Balance Ball Attack) dash-Fire Hoop (Circus Kirby)
Arial Attacks
default-Fucking Bubbles (Mermaid Shantae Boss Fight) up-Around the World Yo-Yo Trick. down-Walk The Dog Yo-Yo Trick. forward-whirling petals (Leaf Kirby) back-Yo-Yo Back-Toss!
Smash Attacks
up: Fist Pump and Knee Lift Pose side: Pelvic Thrust and Fist Thrust Pose down: Yo-Yo Twirl
Special Attacks
Standard - Yo-Yo Lopside (She Swings her Yo-Yo upward) Up - Yo-Yo Lift Side - Yo-Yo Yoink (She Rolls her Yo-Yo super-fast before Yoinking it back to her hand, can grab items with ease.) Down - Volt Barrier
Final Smash - 'Rock the Cradle' A Giant Yo-Yo goes back and forth across the stage.
Taunts
up: Does a perky cheer routine side: A Noblewoman's Laugh down: She does the cradle with her Yo-Yo.
Nathan
Things Referenced:
- Pokémon Types: Dark, Psychic, Fairy
- Robot Masters: Clown Man
- Kirby Abilities: Magic
Basic Attacks
neutral: A combo with a magic wand. up: flips his bubble wand in the air side: swings his hammer down: flips his top hat, then doves come out dash: hovering sweep-kick
Arial Attacks
neutral: Crystal Eye (MM5 Crystal Man) up: Cherrybloom Tornado down: Firecracker Bouquet forward: Tosses an Egg Grenade which explodes on contact. Revealing a dove. back: Hankerchief Whip
Grabs
Smash Attacks
up-Puts a top hat over his head hole side up, and then bouncy balls come out. side-Cards fly out of his sleeves at a harmful intensity. down-A Hammer grows in size and then slams onto the ground.
Specials
Standard-Bubble Wand (Kirby Squeak Squad) Up - 'Spring Fling' Nate jumps high into the air in a horizontal spinning motion. Side - Search Snake Down - Glovely Grip: NiGHTS appears as a Glove and grabs the foe, holding them into place as it squeezes them once a second before either foe breaks free or Nathan decides to toss the foe in any direction.
Final Smash - Moonlight Waltz
Game Grumps
Arin 'Egoraptor' Hanson
Stuff Referenced
- Ice Kirby
Jon 'JonTron' Jafari
Danny Sexbang
Ross O'Donnavan
Barry Kramer
Suzy 'Mort3mr' Hanson
Pikmin
Alph
Pikmin Pattern: Red, White, Blue, Red, White, Blue, Rock, Rock, Yellow, Purple
Brittany
Pikmin Pattern: Blue, Yellow, Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow, Blue, Red, Purple, White
Charlie
Pikmin Pattern: Red, Rock, Red, Rock, Blue, Purple, Yellow
Dragon King: The Fighting Game
Ende the Reaper
Characters Sampled
- Street Fighter: Ryu
- BlazBlue: Ragna
Special Attacks standard-Ki Volley up-Shoriyuken side- down-
Final Smash-"Ryugunban" Slashing like mad upon his foes before dragging them deeper into darkness before Ende unleashes a golden dragon to bite into the foe, sending them sailing in a huge golden explosion.
Taunts up-Crosses his arms as black wings briefly appear: "Loser!" side- down-
Victory Poses A- B- C-
Jen Madokama
Fighters Sampled
- Street Fighter: Chun-Li
- BlazBlue: Noel, Tsubaki
Basic Attacks default-|Chun-Li| up- side- down- dash-
Made Up History
- August 16th 1993: Ende the Reaper is first sketched during a midnight brainstorming session.
- 1997: Dragon King is released on Game Boy. Newcomers include Ende the Reaper, Jess and Jade Paltrivel, Edison, Mario and Kirby
- 2000: Dragon King Sparking is released on N64. Newcomers include Frieda and Chase Paltrivel, Jen Madokama, Nathan Weiss
- 2004: Dragon King Binding Memoirs is released for Gamecube.
- 2007: Dragon King Word of God is released for Wii. TOM 4.0. is introduced as a fighter.
- 2011: Dragon King Master of Dreams is released for Wii
- 2016: Dragon King Reborn is released for Steam
Rare
Everything seemed to be going well for Rare until they decided to sell themselves off to Microsoft Inc. Leaving the future of Dragon King and its two daughter franchises in question. Sakurai had the new owners sign a disclosure agreement that Nintendo was allowed to keep Rare of Japan under Nintendo (Which he would rechristen 'Studio Sora') and that Dragon King and Smash Bros. are to be owned by Studio Sora while Banjo-Kazooie characters were allowed to appear in only the franchises Studio Sora owned, with Banjo-Kazooie titles being the only X-Box games in which the titular bear and bird were allowed to star in. Needless to say, Nuts and Bolts would end their potential as leading characters much to the dismay of fans everywhere.
Steven Universe: Ours
Camp Wiabubu
A Made for TV Movie developed by Gonzo focusing on Steven being sent to a Summer Camp with several other kids under the noses of the Crystal Gems and meets several assorted characters ranging from the hot-headed Takashi Waku to the motherly Mami Tomoe to the bravado-centric Sayaka Miki to the reasonably bashful Kana Ushiro to the Nieve optimist Tomoki Toriyama to the jaded realist Masaru Kodaka to the social butterfly Maki Ano to the asocial slacker Jun Ushiro (Kana's Older Brother) to the familiar looking Madoka Kaname and every one else in between. As Peridot distracts the other Gems within Rose's Room, Steven befriends a good chunk of the campers in attendance over the course of a couple key camping traditions before stumbling across a nearby cave which upon exploration houses a game programmer's R&D Lab. Said Programmer is in need of Beta Testers for a special game where you Pilot a giant robot to fight monsters and save the world. All they have to do to play is sign a contract via handprint, which concerns the Crystal Gems when Steven and the gang return to the campground with an assortment of curious gemstones.
The gems confront Steven about his little trip and when Steven gets to the cave, it is revealed that the aforementioned game is very real and the stakes are higher than anyone expected. Within the cockpit the Gems and the campers encounter the programmer, Kokopelli, who apologizes to the group saying that he is nothing more than a pawn in this game and that he can only be present to show them the ropes of the giant robot's battles. After proving victorious, Kokopelli returns them home so they can wait for the next attack. The following morning, The gems exposit about the 'soul gems' and the new 'preserver' system of Puer and Puella Magi in the style of the Classroom Gems Shorts: Soul Gems are bestowed upon the contractees of Incubators and Preservers so they can spend the rest of their natural lives fighting off such creatures as Nightmares, Wraiths, and Witches in exchange for one wish of the contractee's choosing. Koyemshi arrives
Season 1
Teams
- A Minor note about Bobobo Fusions, Since Bobopatch said he is only capable of remaining fused for a limited time offer, by snaching a special jewel on the fusion's person, you sign the contract and accept the offer of the Fusion falling under the contractee's permanent servitude either as a separate entity or as an evolution of one of the materials, Rice, Captain Battleship, and a posessed Jelly Jiggler snatch some of the Jewels after Bobobo fires his Fusebox Fireworks Finale. This results in a new arc.
Genesis Army
- SORA (David 'Solid Snake', Marsha Orwell and Spirit Albarn, Riley Anderson, Andy Davis) Disbanded at the end of KHIII
- SNBA (Human!Simba, Human!Nala, Bruce Banner, Archie Hopper)
- KAWU (Kanji Yoshikawa, Aiko Tokosumi, Takashi Waku, Jun Ushiro)
- GAPS (Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven)
- DOPY (Daichi Yamura, Patchbobo, Peridot, Yamcha)
- KITM (Masaru Kodaka, Isao Kako, Takami Komoda, Maki Ano)
- SLYC (Stitch, Age21!Lilo Pelekai, Yosuke Kirie, Chizuru Honda)
- MOMA (Mario Mario, Mako Nakarai, Madoka Kaname, Aqua)
- LYME (Lea, Yumi Garaku, Yoko Machi, Trisha Elric and her 'Sons')
- SURF (Shulk, Kana Ushiro, Reyn, Fiora)
- CLEN (Chaotsu, Laureli, Patina Ezpr, Tienshinhan)
- BILY (Billy, Irwin, Lapis Lazuli, Yamcha)
- KILL (Krillin, Marui Ignikus{Male!Madoka}, Lapis, Lazuli)
- ENDE (Echo!Eraqus, Nana De Mortif, Dia Hinamori, Winry Rockbell/Hope)
- KSSN (Kyoko Sakura, Sayaka Miki, Shiro Machi, Nagisa Momoe)
- SYMR (Suu Hinamori, Yang, Miki Hinamori, Ran Hinamori)
- GBBB (Gasser, Beauty, Bobobo, Bobopatch)
- MJBO (Mr. Bojiggler, Jelly Jiggler, Bobopachiggler, Master Over and Torpedo Girl)
- RPOF (Rice, Patchbobo/Don Patch, Oragami Duck, Fake Buu)
- BSKD (Captain Battleship, Denbo/Dentakuman, Kintenbo, Softon)
- DICT (2003!Donetello, a Reprogrammed 2012!Irma, 2003!Casey Jones, Torpedo Girbo)
- MLKY (1980s!Michelangelo, 2012!Leonardo, Katie Tiedrich, Yin)
- LADS (2003!Leonardo, 2003!April O'Neil, 2012!Donetello, 2003!Baxter Stockman)
- RAER (2003!Raphael, EQG!Applejack and FiM!Apple Bloom, Even, 2012!Raphael)
- DFRE (1980s!Donnetello, FiM!Sunset Shimmer and FiM!Fyrfly, 1980s!Raphael, EQG!Trixie and FiM!Surprize)
- MRYL (2003!Michelangelo, EQG!Rarity and FiM!Trixie, Master Yo, 1980s!Leonardo)
- GRAP (Ginyu, Reicoome, Arale, Peridot)
- JBLG (Jeice, Berter, Launch, Guldo)
- FRZE (Freeza, Ressha Chuck, Zarbon, Enyon)
Post Genesis
- SERK (Sora Kazegane, Edward Elric, Riku Raiobiki, Kairi Hakumei)
- MKBE (Maka Albarn and Soul Evans, Death 'The Kid' and the Thompson Sisters, Black Star and Tsubaki, Mifune and Adult!Angela)
- XERO (Xion Botkins, Echo!Eraqus, Riley Anderson, Kyoko Sakura and Ophelia)
- KLIK (Roku Kazegane, Lea Yamauchi, Hiro Iwata, Kana Ushiro)
GG Guys of Garden Chase Drive
Prologue
Page 1
(Panel 1: A shot of the planet)
In the Year 20XX on the age of mass erasure, lies a solitary candle.
(Panel 2: We see the Candle itself, lit up.)
The majestic power of the fourth wall stands as a barrier between fact and fiction for as long as the candle still burns and the world still holds on to their most precious gift, Imagination.
(Panel 3: the light of the candle is extinguished)
Then everything changed when Donald Trump, CEO of Existance, used the nuclear weapons of earth to obliterate it.
Page 2
(Panel 1: A Magma Monster)
For he was in truth a drop of blood from an immortal known to humanity as Earl D. Mize, King of the Soul Pirates. He copied his soul though his blood, feeding off of the genocidal dispair his fruits unleash, and watch his kin grant him fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
(Panel 2: A collapsing star system)
Eating universe after universe the moment he grows bored. He's even eaten all of Time and Space a few times just as the one who created him had transmuted all of time and space to create him. These eras are dubbed 'Dreams' or 'Canon' and all worlds beyond this had one element missing, one that would set the stage for the conflicts to follow.
(Panel 3: We see a shilletto of an iconic anime warrior)
Only the Master Fate, The protector of the Plot, only he can put an end to the blood of D.
(Panel 4: The Warrior disappears from the following panel)
But when the whole of creation needed him most, he was erased from existence.
Page 3
(Panel 1: We see the Koch Brothers, Donald Trump and a Shadowy Dr. W.D. Gaster all in a little row with some of History's Greatest Monsters.)
Several Canons passed and Earl D. Mize and his kin feasted on generation after generation of tragedy, death and decimation.
(Panel 2: And then a Row of Anime Heroes)
But as the pendulum swings both ways, Destiny chooses many a new entity to carry on what the Master Fate should have done had not for his erasure.
(Panel 3: We see an Earthbender OC in the Avatar State)
In one world, there is one particular Avatar with dominion over all four states of cosmic matter.
(Panel 4: We see a man facing sideways beneath the shadow of Darth Vader)
Others were gentle wizards of the Force that surrounds all living things from the most complex creatures to the most simplistic forms of vital bacteria.
(Panel 5: We see the most iconic henshin device you can think of)
Other are part of a much larger lineage altogether...
But there is but one hero group that stands tall above the rest of the world.
Page 4
(Panel 1: We see the heroes of Kyon: Big Damn Hero, Standing proud for their defining moment.)
The Spreading joy and serenity across the Omniverse with Haruhi Suzumiya brigade.
(Panel 2: They stand together with an army of several characters including the Crystal Gems, A pair of black-furred Hedgehogs, the whole main cast of Undertale, and a Namekian riding a Yoshi)
Known by earthlings as the S.O.S. Brigade,
4-Koma
Our Age is Showing
(Panel 1) Bagel has caught herself a shiny Gyrados with Amber glaring at the young girl.
(Panel 2: Amber is bitterly glaring at Bagel)
Amber: Look at her...
(Panel 3: A front shot of Bagel)
Amber: She's slim, she's spry, she's spunky as Faiz!
(Panel 4: A gratuitous shot at the cute widdle tushie of Bagel)
Amber: And 'dat ass of hers is small enough to fit in
(Panel 5: Amber is imagining her past self in her magical girl costume.)
(Panel 6: Amber's expression changes from slight worry to extreme sorrow as the Amber in her imagination cloud having grown into her current busty proportions... Way too big to fit her costume)
Amber: PLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWK!
