Super Smash Weirdies
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Jess' Boring Life
Jess Paltrivel
Opening Animation: Jess Jumps out of an Inkwell
Stats
Speed: 7/10 Jump: 6/10 Attack: 7/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 6/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Steel, Fighting, Psychic)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Metal Claw Combo up - Iron Headbutt side - underhanded bullet punch down - Jess does a sweep kick with horizontal knockback. Dash - Dynamic Punch
Arial Attacks
standard - Lashes out with Metal Claw forward - Iron Tail Spin Kick back - Steel Wing spin up - Jess Slashes skyward with Metal Claw down - Double Kick
Grabs
The Grip - Paint Chain Pummel - Karate Chop forward throw - Gyro Ball Propulsion, heavier the foe, the stronger the attack gets. back throw - Circle Throw up throw - Magnet Bomb down throw - Gear Grind
Comeback moves
Floor attack - does a spin on the ground to kick both sides. Edge attack - Lashes with Metal Claw
Smash Attacks
up - Jumps half her Height for a Sky Uppercut side - Aura Pulse, Mario's side Smash but with Aura down - A sweeping Kick laced with Psycho Cut
Specials
Neutral - Psybeam, Think ROB Up - Metal Claw Spin, Think Bowser Side - Mirror Coat, Think Mario's Cape, combined with Nayru's love and Farore's Wind. Then Finished by Kirby's Sword Dash from Project M Down - Bulk Up - Think Wii Fit Trainer's Down Special
Final Smash - Unleashes a rainbow waterfall from the heavens. It is glorious.
Taunts
up - Jumps up and cheers: "Wehew!" side - Raises a fist and says "I'm really feeling it!" down - Sits down and stretches her legs, saying ""
Victory Poses
A - Collapses on her knees in exhaustion saying: "Man, that was a toughie..."
- If Dimentio is present: "Dimmie, at least try to hold back next time..."
B - Takes two steps forward while swiping with her claws twice as she says: "Hey, this is kinda fun!" C - Hops in celebration a few times saying: "Wewhew!"
Jade Paltrivel
Appearance:
Opening Animation: Jade Jumps out of an Inkwell
Stats
Speed: 6/10 Jump: 6/10 Attack: 8/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 6/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Poison, Bug, Rock)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Lashes forth with her venomous claws side - Roundhouse Kick up - Uppercut down - A sweeping kick Dash - Rollout
Arial Attacks
standard - Two quick mid-air kicks. forward - lashes forth with her poison claws back - turns around and chomps with poison fang up - lashes skyward with her poison claws down - "Fell Stinger" Starring Jade's Leg as the stinger
Grabs
The Grip - "String Shot" to grab her foes Pummel - Poison Claw to the Face forward throw - U-Turn (Works like Pokemon Rumble) back throw - flips behind her foe on their shoulders and kicks them back in a drop kick. up throw - X-Scissor down throw - Jumps offscreen and kicks back down in an poisonous explosion.
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Jade gets up and does a spin kick. Edge attack - Jade flips over the edge and slashes with her claws.
Smash Attacks
up - Stone Edge Uppercut side - Poison Jab down - Jade performs a poisonous breakdance sweep.
Specials
Neutral - "Leech Life" A chargeable dashing punch. Up - Spins skyward surrounded by a "Diamond Storm" Side - Launches a Sludge Bomb. Down - Jade charges up and shoots forward like a missile.
Final Smash - "Plague" A Poisonous Oak Tree sprouts from beneath her, explodes after seven seconds resulting in thirteen seconds worth of toxic fumes.
Taunts
up - Stretches her arms above her head and says "C'mon, dude, That all ya got?!"
- If Jess is present: "Girl, you sandbagging or what?"
side - She looks at her venomous claws and sighs. down - She brushes back her hair as if admiring her own beauty as she says: "Swag."
Victory Poses
A - Does a Backflip and then lashes with her Claws B - Holds a Butterfinger in her hand "Nopony's gonna lay a finger *Crunches into the Butterfinger* on my Butterfinger."
- If Jess is Present: "Sorry 'bout that, Sis. Tell ya what, *Crunches into the Butterfinger* How about some Chik-fil-a?"
C - Turns around and makes gun motions with her fingers, saying "Eyyyy."
Chase Paltrivel
Appearance: Messy brown hair, brown vest with a dog bone zipper-pull, red undershirt, faded jeans
Opening Animation: Tidbit runs on all fours as a Cowboy hat flies by a tree. When Tidbit passes the tree, he changes into Chase and dons the
Stats
Speed: 6/10 Jump: 7/10 Attack: 6/10 Defense: 7/10 Weight: 8/10 Knockback: 4/10
(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Dark, Dragon)
Basic Attacks
neutral - Two slashes with shovel, and then stabs with bottom handle. (Only basic attack that knocks away projectiles) side - Dragon Claw up - Spins shovel above his head. down - A shovel sweep Dash - "Bite" - Turns into a Half-Dragon Warewolf briefly to bite the foe. Don't ask, Michael Jackson is in Charge.
Arial Attacks
standard - Somersault with shovel slashing in clockwise pattern. forward - Digging slash. back - Stabs with shovel handle. up - Upward arcing slash. down - Plunges to the floor with shovel. Bounces off of first struck enemy.
Grabs
The Grip - Impales enemy on shovel. Pummel - Claw to the Face! forward throw - Chase spins his opponent around once and tosses the opponent forward. back throw - takes his opponent behind him and whacks them away with his shovel. up throw - raises the opponent above him and Impales them with his shovel. down throw - Chase takes the opponent onto the ground and Body Slams them
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Does two swipes of his shovel front and back. Edge attack - Drop kick.
Smash Attacks
up - Chase performs a standard headbutt skyward. side - "Puppy Glomp" Briefly turns back into Tidbit for a tackle down -A low swipe in front and then behind Chase.
Specials
Neutral - Up - Chase creates a stream of Darkness that can be aimed into opponents to deal damage with the head and stun with the tail. Aiming the head into Chase himself will launch him in a trajectory opposite to the side he was hit on. Side - "Dig Deep" Hold B and push a direction while in the air, and you'll spin and shoot forward or down like a drill. Down - "Deep Dig" Digs a hole into the ground and lays a pitfall seed into the hole before burying it again.
Final Smash - "Lyncanthrax" Chase Transforms into a Half-Dragon Warewolf and rams into the opponent. Opponents too close upon initiation are buried, while those otherwise in front will be paralyzed. Usually a one-hit KO.
Taunts
up - Jumps twice as he says: "C'mon, Let's Play!" side - Punches his hands together saying: "Let me at 'em!" down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C -
Frieda Paltrivel
Frieda Paltrivel
Appearance: Purple Rayman Shirt under a Green Hoodie
Opening Animation: Fluffernut is sleeping in her beloved Hamster Cage when all of a sudden, A Puff of Magical energy turns her fully human and fully clothed, causing her cage to pop open, lid a-soarin'! Frieda sighes to herself as she stands up and gets into fighting position.
Stats
Speed: 8/10 Jump: 8/10 Attack: 5/10 Defense: 6/10 Weight: 7/10 Knockback: 8/10
(Pokémon Type Moves to use: Grass, Thunder)
(Kirby Abilities: Animal)
Basic Attacks
neutral - side - up - down - Dash - Thunder Fang
Arial Attacks
standard - forward - back - Magical Leaf up - Leaf Tornado down -
Grabs
The Grip - Vine Whip Pummel - Absorb forward throw - Thunder Punch to the Gut back throw - up throw - down throw - Thunderbolt
Comeback moves
Floor attack - Vine Whip Edge attack - Vine Whip
Smash Attacks
up - Shock Wave (MegaMan) side - down - Shock Wave (MegaMan)
Specials
Neutral - Razor Leaf (Sheik) Up - Vine Whip (SSBB ZSS) Side - Down -
Final Smash -
Taunts
up - side - down -
Victory Poses
A - B - C - Defeat -
Maddie Zocuté
(Pokémon Types: Water, Flying)
(Kirby Abilities: Water, Bell)
Intro: Maddie jumps out of a tablet in a whirlwind of papers.
Standard Attacks
default-Kicking up- side- down- dash- Water Kirby
Smash Attacks
Up- Side- Down-Geisers! Geisers! Everywhere.
Specials
Standard- Up-"Fly" She soars up high, press the B button again before the 8 seconds of flight elapse for a homing meteor smash. Side-"Surfing Dash" Down-
Class of No Class
Katrina
(Pokémon Types: Steel, Dragon, Normal)
(Kirby Abilities: Needle)
Special Attacks standard-She kicks a soccer ball up-"Handmade Shuriken Spin" Link's Up+B with Kirby 64's Double Needle side-"Handmade Shuriken Toss" Tosses a Giant Shuriken like an oversized Boomerang down-"Jolt Blitz" Volt Tackle as a Falcon Kick.
Anabelle
(Pokémon Types: Steel, Grass)
(Kirby Abilities: Ninja)
Zoey 'Yohkei' Katsube
(Pokémon Types: Electric, Water, Ice)
(Kirby Abilities: Yo-Yo!)
Nathan
(Pokémon Types: Dark, Psychic, Fairy)
(Kirby Abilities: Magic)
Game Grumps
Arin 'Egoraptor' Hanson
Stuff Referenced
- Ice Kirby
Jon 'JonTron' Jafari
Danny Sexbang
Ross O'Donnavan
Barry Kramer
Suzy 'Mort3mr' Hanson
Dragon King: The Fighting Game
Ende the Reaper
Characters Sampled
- Street Fighter: Ryu
- BlazBlue: Ragna
Special Attacks standard-Ki Volley up-Shoriyuken side- down-
Final Smash-"Ryugunban" Slashing like mad upon his foes before dragging them deeper into darkness before Ende unleashes a golden dragon to bite into the foe, sending them sailing in a huge golden explosion.
Taunts up-Crosses his arms as black wings briefly appear: "Loser!" side- down-
Victory Poses A- B- C-
Jen Madokama
Fighters Sampled
- Street Fighter: Chun-Li
- BlazBlue: Noel, Tsubaki
Basic Attacks default-|Chun-Li| up- side- down- dash-
Made Up History
- August 16th 1993: Ende the Reaper is first sketched during a midnight brainstorming session.
- 1997: Dragon King is released on Game Boy. Newcomers include Ende the Reaper, Jess and Jade Paltrivel, Edison, Mario and Kirby
- 2000: Dragon King Sparking is released on N64. Newcomers include Frieda and Chase Paltrivel, Jen Madokama, Nathan Weiss
- 2004: Dragon King Binding Memoirs is released for Gamecube.
- 2007: Dragon King Word of God is released for Wii. TOM 4.0. is introduced as a fighter.
- 2011: Dragon King Master of Dreams is released for Wii
- 2016: Dragon King Reborn is released for Steam
Rare
Everything seemed to be going well for Rare until they decided to sell themselves off to Microsoft Inc. Leaving the future of Dragon King and its two daughter franchises in question. Sakurai had the new owners sign a disclosure agreement that Nintendo was allowed to keep Rare of Japan under Nintendo (Which he would rechristen 'Studio Sora') and that Dragon King and Smash Bros. are to be owned by Studio Sora while Banjo-Kazooie characters were allowed to appear in only the franchises Studio Sora owned, with Banjo-Kazooie titles being the only X-Box games in which the titular bear and bird were allowed to star in. Needless to say, Nuts and Bolts would end their potential as leading characters much to the dismay of fans everywhere.
