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Story

Prologue: Being Game Makers is Suffering

Kingdom Hearts III

Cartman: Jesus, Christ! I had the Coolest Time!

Stan: Oh my God, You killed Continuity!

Kyle: You Bastards!

(Credits)

This is the Story of Andy Davis

Nomura: What the Shell was that!

(The Guys turn around)

Trey Parker: That's it.

Matt Stone: That's our game...

Steven Moffat: I am so sorry 'bout this.

Principal: Uh...come up here Andy...

(Andy steps up to Graduate as do Trey, Matt and Steven. The expert storytellers coughing all the way)

Yen Sid: This is the story of Andy Davis. His family was forced to House Doctor Who Showrunner Steven Moffat, Who himself was forced to Collaborate with the the masterminds of the Book of Mormon: Trey and Matt. He asked Andy to help him through this tough time and he reluctantly agreed to help him produce Kingdom Hearts III with his 100,000,000 Dollar Share of the 1,000,000,000 Budget given to them by this man, Tetsuya Nomura: Creator of the Critically Acclaimed Kingdom Hearts Franchise.

Nomura: I paid a billion dollars for that pile of Drago-Drak? What the faiz did you do to story?

Yen Sid: While Moffat and Andy spent the money wisely on building a system to create their own Easy-to-use Game Engine to create Kingdom Hearts-Style RPGs, Trey and Matt did the usual thing to do since the poor shmucks were also the Idiot Masterminds behind the crude and Tasteless South Park Cartoon on the crude and Tasteless Comedy Central Network, And Create 2 minutes of South Park and spend the rest on themselves. They spent A million bucks a pop for personal Makeovers for themselves and Steve.

Matt: (Headshots of the guys before the makeover appear as he Talks) These guys get tossed out of Premiere Parties (fade to the Headshots After) These guys get tossed into premiere parties.

Yen Sid: And they Accidentally Paid a payroll ment for the genuine Johnny Depp to Expert Johnny Depp Impersonator: Rob Schnider.

Trey: I could have sworn he was the real deal...

Matt: Tasted like him, too.

Russ: But it's wasn't Johnny Depp, I know my Johnny Depp, That isn't Johnny Depp but a Horrid Comedian.

Yen Sid: They Also Blew their money on Helicopters, 10-course meals, and the rights to Batman!

Matt: C'mon, how could you go wrong with Batman, I mean...Come On, He's the God Damn Batman!

Trey: He Kicks ASS!

Yen Sid: They Hired a posse of Head Writers for Doctor just to be their personal shoppers, Neil Gaiman, , , and for some odd reason: Vanillia Ice.

Trey: If you think we would walk into the game studio without the Iceman, You've got another thing comin'

Matt: So Drop dat Zero and Git with Da Hero!

Steven: ...Word?

(Enter a Midget)

Yen Sid: They have also hired a team of personal servants including this short guy named Sydney.

Matt: Me and Trey are making our Important Speach about Kingdom Hearts and you freakin' blew it.

Trey: C'mon, Sydney! Popcorn before the game, not after the game!

(They slap the small man with Moffat being redundant)

Yen Sid: But they wernt the only ones to spend the budget. Fluid Fate is a Genetic Compound from a new class of compound called a DataChemical, And it can influence physical and mental growth over a set period of time. Molly Signed up for testing of this new experiment where she controls how she ages and matures. She even got herself a Surrogate from that movie of the same name

Molly: Enjoy the Sexiness while you can, boys. Cause when my 30 day trial period is up, You have to wait until my High School days for more of this. (does a Sexy Pose as the boys cheer her on.) Y'know, I would choose the auto mature drug but Mom wont let me... (The Boys toss Foodstuffs at Emily Davis, Andy's Mom)

Yen Sid: But perhaps most Important of all to the story at hand, They Idiotically signed a legally binding contract from All Participating Companies in the Trinity Project which holds them responcible for the entire billion dollar budget.

Nomura: This Game is Stupid and I want my money back!

Russ: We're gonna sue you for every penny you swindled us out of with your little "vignette".

Nomura: I'll send your anuses to jail for this skit pile of STUPID! STUPID! (Speeds up and goes on a rampage with a katana as Trey and Matt Hold Each other, Andy smiling nervously alongside Moffat)

After the Cerimony

(Emily is Driving the Gang Home)

Emily: That was By Far the most professional behavior I can expect from a guy

Andy: Uh, Yeah. Thanks Mom, would Dad be proud of this day?

Emily: He would have been proud, Air...Which is way more than I can say for you Shmucks!

Producers: We're sowwy, Mrs. Kadoya. We didnt werwy mean to pull that nono back at the cerimony. We promise mr. Vaniwa and our other friends will play nice fwom now on...

Trey: ...Brickhole.

Matt: You're a Brickhole.

Moffat: Why does Andy get to sit in the front and yet we dont?

Emily: Since he's legally a minor, Erigot: He just turned Seventeen last week, He is excused from the legal actions they will bring upon you.

Molly: That explains the three stooges here, But what about me? Why do I have to sit in the back, These dorks arent even my type! Or my Age for that matter...

Emily: Well, For Starters, You behaved as poorly as "The Three Stooges" as you called them. And you Shilled yourself to the Boys who were graduating, What if they saw you as what you truly were!?

Molly: C'mon, I'm not a little Kid anymore.

Emily: You're an Immature Brat who deserves far less than what you're getting as of late!

Molly: If Dad and Terra were around for me Just like my Brother, Then maybe things would have turned out differently, I want to be as strong as them, Maybe even Stronger!

Emily: With that Talk of yours, You could desend into Dispair and fade from time faster than you can say "Oops!" (Hits the Breaks) Who's Hungry!

Back Home

(They are eating Fast Food)

Moffat: If we want to survive, We've gotta think of a Plan and fast!

Matt: (Eating a Steakhouse Quarter Pounder) We can sell your new game engine to Nintendo.

Trey: (Eating Cheese Fries) We can Move to Canada to live among the Moose.

Andy: (Holding a Baconator) I have a plan. We give him a better version of the game at a later date and we're home free.

Moffat: Are you Serious?

Andy: Yeah, (Tosses him a Big Mac) I found someone who can help out with programing through a unique method.

Trey: How the Faiz are we gonna get the Voice Actors and Programers to help!

Andy: It'll Work...Trust me.

Matt: There is no way we can do all these Voices...

Andy: Don't Worry, The plan'll work perfectly. (Goes on the Cell Phone) Hello, Lauren? (chatter) Yeah, Come in... (Enter a Magical Girl)

Lauren: Hi, How are ya.

Matt: Who the Shell is he?

A Magical Girl

A Friend

The Test

Moffat: You sure you want to do this?

Andy: I'm certain of it. We're gonna need a Team of Guys familiar with the Franchise in order for our Illusion to work, Gather as many veterans as we possibly can. We've got work to do, All we need is a Release Date...

Lauren: Destiny Islands is Done...

Trey: Already?

Andy: Ladies and Gentlemen and Others, Welcome to what your "Game" should have been...

Destiny Islands: A Blackened Ray of Hope

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Sora's End

Her Journey Begins

A Chance

Turkey Day

Radient Garden: A New Destiny

Traverse Town: Lost Souls Gather

Twilight Town: The Other Promise

Danville: A Sister's Woe

Omnizord: The Omniverse's End

A Sleepless Night

The True Nature of Fate

A Prophecy Forfilled

XANA Revealed

Next Stop: The Pandorica

The Pandorica: No such thing as time

The Eye of the Storm

The South Park Shmucks get their Comeuppance

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Mara's Insanity

Pure Emptiness

Makoto: I guess this was meant to be our fate...

Tsukasa: Is my collection not complete...

(Makoto shook his head)

Makoto: We didnt even come close to a Happy Ending...

Tsukasa: Let us fall away from our existence. Let us drift out of continuity, never to be real ever again. Everything that made us sad is gone and we have no worries, or regrets... (A Light shines from Tsukasa's Heart and energizes him, Granting him Ganbaride Cards for Kamen Rider Denied)

Makoto: I was lying, you cant give up now... You have to go toward your destiny for me and Natsumi and all existence, you're our last hope, little brother. So all that's left...is to keep fighting until the end. After All, we've done good so far...y'know, for a...couple of...young goofballs (Close up at their hands, Makoto's falling lifeless as it is erased from continuity)

Nothing Left to Protect

Cruiswan: Decade...

(He undergoes a Miriad of Forms, Starting with)

Sora!Tsukasa: Cruiswan! Where Are You?

(Cruiswan extends a Wing)

Riku!Tsukasa: Dont try to move!

(Goes through The Doctor's 5th, 6th and 7th Incarnations, Ripping off the Top of his Armor as his 2nd Incarnation tosses it to a Fossilized Handsome Tom making him into A Tragic Flagpole as the 9th Doctor listens to Cruiswan)

Cruiswan: Decade...The Nothing is spreading fast now. (1st Doctor) We are all existence, this is our true Destiny.

11th!Tsukasa: You Call this Destiny, Time has frozen over, Duck!

Cruiswan: It cant be that bad, my prince

3rd!Tsukasa: They Succeeded in Erasing Existence from Existence...(8th) It's all over for the Universe. And How we came to be is...Disturbing! (10th) They Exterminated our Future! (4th) They Condemned our Past (Zordon) And because of them I have nothing left to protect...What...Should I Do?

Cruiswan: If not for your Ancestor, We would have never met, (Becomes Ahiru) I Will stay here with you, my Prince.

Kairi!Tsukasa: Ahiru...

Ahiru: Because you protected me, The El Goonish Shive shall be read to you...

Aqua!Tsukasa: The Engine, Of Course! We can still save the Omniverse with this!

Ahiru: (To Xion!Tsukasa) And I have the Five Story Keys.

Namine!Tsukasa: I have in my hand...We can still use it (Hands Ahiru the Engine Soul)

Ahiru: A copy of Pokemon Conquest?

Roxas!Tsukasa: What? (looks to find the paint on the 3DS card has faded to reveal the Sticker) It's a...a Fake?

Ahiru: It was Never A Card...We Three Engines Were Born from fairy Magic... (Ventus!Tsukasa Cries in her arms)

Terra!Tsukasa: How could it be possible now?

Ahiru: Anything's Possible when you put your mind to it. (to Lea!Tsukasa) Even without that Toy...We Engines can still become...42 (Dissolves into Paint in front of Tsukasa, now back to being Fakir, The Original Form of Engine No.19: Decader)

Fakir: Ahiru! (Roars after a few seconds)

Final Episode: Whatever It Takes

No such thing as the cosmos

Fakir: (Narration) They say there's no such thing as the cosmos...You keep on searching and searching for the gates to no avail, It's still the same path to oblivion... So why would I of all people want to go find it? I want to find A Way...to be with her...(We cut to Andy reading the Book...)

Alias Desmond: Whew, What A Day! You wont believe the Shell that was raised back there! What's That?

(Insert Clips from throughout the Second Half of the El Goonish Shive spliced between Andy's Reactions. The Final clip is on the second lap around)

Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's Today?

(Andy Closes the Book)

Andy: Desmond, Have any grief seeds?

Alias Desmond: Well, I have seven in three colors to tell which one goes to wh-(Grabbed by Andy)Urk!

Andy: I want em all!

Entry

Enter through the Door

Barge in

Receptionist

Ask Nicely

Hold her at Gun Point

He Arrives

Challenge Him

Assult Him

What's Next

GataKiriBa

LaToraTar

SaGohZo

Shauta

PuToTyra

BuraKaWani

Super TaToBa

TaMaShii

Onward to Fate

Make A Wish

Andy: Alright Moffat, Show yourself! I know everything from the Daleks to the Toys being Alive.

Moffat: I'm Surprised that you have learned the truth of your existence this early... I knew a gift from the master was a bad Idea...

Andy: Enough Talk, Incubator! I wish for the Allspark so that I save everyone from destiny!

Moffat: That's very odd...you were supposed to wish for an Adventurous Life. If you Intend to use the Allspark to Alter the Story, then so be it.

Bonnie: Hold on, If you use the Allspark to become God, Then your Darkness will unwind to the point of true purity, undoing every memory of your existence beyond that point in your timeline. In other words, you'll revert to Childhood or worse!

Andy: Whatever It Takes, Anything to save them from the pain I caused...

Bonnie: Geez, You're Actually at the point where you blame yourself for everything bad in the universe...(sigh) so you have wished it, so shall it be...Way to go, Moff.

The Wrap Party

(Andy is in front of His Tardis, Only the Walls are gone, Revealing Mami and Homura's Apartment, not to mention all the past TARDIS Sets that has ever existed. In this familiar yet fresh location, Every Doctor Who Character is in White for their final fates in the new universe.)

Andy: Didnt Know I touched this many hearts...

Wreck-It Ralph: I got the word out, Cocktail Jelly Baby? (Andy Takes one)

Mami: So, You're the Doctor.

Andy: Apperantly So.

Mami: Your destiny was set in stone as all fates were, but now you go ahead and break the chain, knowing all too well of the friends you'll be leaving behind

Andy: Thank God, I have some.

Mamiya: Quite.

(Mamiya is Pooring Coffee into his Mug (Doctor Who the Coffee Mug).)

Mamiya: You've become a part of our hearts, just as all of us have become a part of yours...

Andy: Yes...My friends are my Power, And I am theirs!

(We get a View of the location being taken apart by Stage Hands, with the Newest form of the TARDIS going down first.)

Jenna Louise Coleman: Doctor, Are you sure that you understand how fearsome a wish that was?

Andy: Yeah, More or less.

Jenna Louise Coleman: This means that for all the past and future of this new story. You will have to keep fighting forever to alter reality's true destiny. In doing so, you will neither be a human being or a Saiyan. You will vanish from continuity without a Trace...

Tenth Doctor (Drew Tyler): Simply Dying would be a Kinder fate. I should know, I died once... But For all eternity, you would merely be this rule of this world...

Andy: That as long as there is Imagination, Reality can Never Fade Away.

Eleventh Doctor (Velenex Fayed): And we, the Trophies of your lost Life will remain to continiue your saga

Andy: it's alright. That's basically my parting gift to the Matrix of Leadership. If someone says that It must be destiny that they've done something wrong, Then I'll tell them they're wrong about destiny's existance, Every single time. I'll always find a way to free them from their eternal nothingness...

Ninth Doctor: So, that's the way it is? If you think you can do it, then do it and Make this new world Fantastic! After all, you now have a reason to fight, Right? You know that you can't run away. No problem, just run straight ahead to your new Valhalla!

Andy: Yeah, Thanks, Doctor.

Kyoko: By the way, you've gotta Try this. (Hands Trasme a Banana, Andy Eats it.)

Andy: It tastes delicious.

Velenex Fayed: It's called a banana, Bananas are cool.

River Song: Hold on, I need to return something to you... (River song hands Andy her Diary.)

Velenex Fayed: River, Your diary?

River Song: Wont need it where I'm going. (points to the Doctor's Chest)

Kyoko: Huh, the Doctor's got a girlfriend...

River Song: Doctor Who?

Kyoko: Oh, I'll be silent.

Atomisa: You arent just giving us freedom from fate, you've become the concept of free will itself, Just as I became the hope of all life.

(The Matrix is floating above our heads)

Kyosuke: Is that the Matrix of leadership?

Masaya: Looks like.

(Sayaka clutches onto Kyosuke)

Wreck-It Ralph: Guess this is finally it.

Andy: Looks like...

Wreck-It Ralph: But still, fifty years on the air. At least you can say that you had a good run.

Andy: A Fantastic Run...

The Heart of the Matrix

Moffat: Your contribution to the Matrix of leadership has broken the chain for fate. Destiny has been rewritten you have prevented the war that has created the Daleks, you have granted humanity a few great magics including one long forgotten. In return, the Matrix shall revert your existence to a simpler time, you will no longer be the brilliant hero you were to the universe...you will be the nieve young boy you used to be, you'll have Terra to look after you and his new twin, Molly. All your miriad forms shall be in the form of Trophies, Immortal yet Lifeless beings of pure Imagination. Those who doth splinter from you shall be Independent beings with their own Unique History. And even a few strong hearts have been given life in this new world... But there will only be a few who will remember. And you will not be Among them...

Terra: so what you're saying is he'll have to start his life all over again? What would make you say he would want this! That's a Rediculous Way to end a Franchise! (Starts sobbing) I just wanted to keep everyone safe... Andy... You should've just accepted Death like the hero you became...

Walt Disney (First Doctor): So, All this Bruhaha is about this pickle being worse than Death, Eh.

Terra: Andy!

Walt Disney: Drop the Formalities boy, We're nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Nothing can hear us, Only we can hear them, All the Universes and Fantasies of the Omniverse, all the souls I have freed from their nothingness, The worlds that could be or could have been, Everything that was real at a single time, that is why I must say "thank you, Terra". You realised that It was me in there, sealed within the Dark Imagin of the Critic's Volition. And what I mean to everyone and What they all mean to me. I felt all the pain and suffering that they have endured and All the things they did to mend them. And they did it all because of me...I'm sorry, for everything...

Terra: (Cries in the Doctor's Arms)

Walt Disney: It wasn't until I read the Neverending Story that I could truly know about all the sins I have wrought under the Spell of Metataros, And All the friends that I have made, and the most important friends I did not know that I had, was my own family, Especially you Terra. I'm glad I know of everything about you now, and all the family I will get the chance to know better. So thank You, Terra...For Everything! Could you do me a favor and look after me in my newfound youth, brother... As you can see, It's probably too late for me to undo the damage done to my heart at this time...

Terra: Air, What about the TARDIS? You wont remember the place you went home to all these 3000 years, not to mention your desendants you'll be seperated from alongside your companions and you wont be aware that they even exist!

Walt Disney: But I wont be alone, Terra. Every Heart of Every Lifeform of Every Existance will always be together...Forever alongside me In this new destiny, It will be everywhere at Every moment from here on out as my final gift to time and space. Even if I cant remember them, Some will remember my presence and shall know as much as you do that I will forever be by your side, Terra.

Terra: So, you're really alright with forgetting who you were? Will I forget you, Too? Am I destined to loose sight of who you used to be?

Walt Disney: You honestly believe that this is the perfect time to give up, do you? Maybe there is another way to remember my adventures... And I have to hurry because... I think I'm finally starting to forget myself (summons his Keyblade) In your hand take this key, and as long as you have the makings, then through this simple act of taking, it's weilder you shall one day be, and you will find me friend, no ocean will contain you then, No boundaries behind or beyond or above, so long as you champion the ones you love...

(Terra clings to the Keyblade)

Terra: Air... What's gonna happen now, You have nothing left to remember, nothing to protect, you'll just be some earthly child. Restricted to a single town...

Walt Disney: Excuse me, but I think The Town you'll see is quite different from the one you know. It's my final gift to you We'll live together as a single family, no regrets and no anguish... And I hope that one day we'll meet everyone again, And you have to dream about the neverending story...

Terra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!

A chill in time

(Bonnie Looks stunned at this revelation)

Walt Disney: (Now looks middle aged) Does it look like the end of a story to you?

Bonnie: Wait, so I'm the one you want?

Walt Disney: Of Course, After all, It's your story isnt it?

Bonnie: You mean...

Walt Disney:

as the prince of Fantasian Land,

I ask that you take my hand.

If you wish to clense time's fate

then through a kiss, the spell shall break.

And you shall be with me, friend

nothing will separate us then

no threads shall go beyond or above

This is true fate, my one true love.

Bonnie: So, you're saying you want me, a little girl, to run away with you, a grown man.

Walt Disney: Well, I won't be a grown man for long, I'm gonna age to your age, leave my various trophy clones to preserve my legacy, including my Impact on the Entertainment Industry.

Bonnie: And after all these years of traveling, I'm destined to be your true love...Y'know, I've seen various disney movies to lull me to sleep every friday of my five years of life, And I've got quite a few adventures out of 'em, Right now I have many more up my sleeve. For such an Inspiration like yourself to come down and tell the story with me, that's wonderful. You've Inspired an Omniverse of stories, you've created a magical kingdom, you've proven to be the most creative kid in the history of ever! That seems like a Grade A Prince to me. (pulls in Andy by the handle of the Keyblade and kisses him)

Back at the BBC

Exec 1: So, You've Killed off the Doctor by erasing the entire continuity for a New Omniverse Constructed through memories of the Old One with Changes made by his own will

Moffat: Yes, But he will...

Dr. Insano: Brilliant! Now we can add to the Stockpile of Toonami Shows!

Moffat: WHAT!

Exec 1: You're Insane!

Dr. Insano: Doy! You really should have read the Desktags, Todd. It says "Dr. Insano" for a Reason. I'm gonna have to tell one of the Creative Consultants Downstairs.

Consultant on Phone: Gophermori!

Dr. Insano: Yeah, Remember that Anime Idea we were tossing around for Doctor Who?

Consultant on Phone: You mean the Toyetic Shonen Anime and Manga combo with various Characters from other Shonen Anime and Tokusatsu Adaptations commissioned by Moffat himself?

Dr. Insano: The Same One!

Consultant on Phone: Has it been picked up yet.

Dr. Insano: YES!

Consultant on Phone: Wonderful! He's really Outdone himself in storytelling, Insano!

Dr. Insano: I Know, Right.

Todd (Exec 1): I Object, Doctor Who was filmed, in Live Action, In Great Britain...

Consultant on Phone: Were you the guy who played Ruber from Quest for Camelot.

Todd: Who wants to know?

(Enter the Consultant, The Future Dr. Smith from Lost in Space as portrayed by Doug Walker)

Dr. Smith: Oooh! I'm your biggest fan simply because I adored the way you said "The Ogre's Butt!" in that movie!

(beat, cut to Todd, then back to Smith, repeat once or twice before Todd states...)

Todd: I'm Sorry, Moffat. First off, Bandai Bait it is... Second...I Quit

Dr. Insano: Farewell, Pawn!

Dr. Smith: Don't let the Door Hit ya where the spiders should have bit ya.

Dr. Insano: (to Moffat) Spread the word to Toei and Get to Work, Puppet! (to Nomura, Arakawa, Toriyama and Saburo) Slaves, Design the Remade Characters. We'll be damned by Science if we cant get this bought by Williams Street! (Laughs Viciously with Dr. Smith as Moffat leaves with a grim look on his face. Underneath the BBC logo it reads "A Substinary of Viacom" in Neon as the Doors close on Britain's Role in the Doctor Who Universe forever. We pan to Rumplestiltskin)

"That's All Folks!"

Rumplestiltskin: Yes! I did it! The Doctor Who Relaunch is On the Way! Now all I have to do is get rid of all this Gay Doctor Who swag to make room for the Gay New Doctor Who Swag I'll be collecting! (Starts tossing all the Doctor Who Toys in a bag, Including a Figurine of River Song "In Memoriam" he clutches on an Adipose Plushie) The Adipose from Episode one of Series Four, They were soooo Cute! See Ya! (Takes in a DVD of the Doctor Who TV) The TV Movie, I still cant get Paul McGann's Performance as the Doctor out of my mind... Maybe this'll help. Y'know It's funny that in it's fifty years of story telling it created a rich and creamy pepperoni center for fans young and old to get intrested in...I might end up missing this Whoniverse.

Rumplestiltskin: Bleach, Ranma 1/2, Dragon Ball, Fullmetal Alchemist, Even Wolf's Rain, that's Obscure for an Anime, but I think I'll enjoy this new tale of thirteen companions traversing the universe through Magic Earrings in the shape of a familiar blue box.

Wreck-It Ralph: Not so Fast, Kiddo. You forgot you're an American Property, Too. A Dreamworks Character to be exact.

Rumplestiltskin: Yeah, So? *Gasp* You Don't Mean?

Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I mean.

Rumplestiltskin: Herc?

Wreck-It Ralph: Out Cold.

Rumplestiltskin: Skellington

Wreck-It Ralph: Retcon Bones

Rumplestiltskin: Tarzan?

Wreck-It Ralph: First over Cliff.

Rumplestiltskin: Donald, Goofy?

Wreck-It Ralph: Sad, But true!

Rumplestiltskin: Our Magesty!

Wreck-It Ralph: 'Fraid So... There's Barely enough room for Expies of Fairly Oddparents or My Little Pony Characters in a Shonen Whoniverse like this. You didnt just end the old whoniverse, you ended the rights to Disney's stories, too. And ended all hope for Dreamworks to join the fun so that ended yourself because of it. Adios, Partner.

Rumplestiltskin: No! IT CANT END THIS WAY! IT CANT! (He starts glowing a gold color, he is being erased from continuity) Huh, I guess it can...that's all fluff.

Saburo's Final Judgement

Saburo: Why, Why did I end up here for my Ultimate Show? Why do you want me here, God? Why?

ShiroWhite: It's because you made life an eternal downward spiral into The abyss of Darkness, And Even you destroy it in the end of the Road. Leaving nothing but the Neverending Story and your Ugly Barnacle. Tell Me...Was it really worth it.

Saburo: You, You're the Mixed Bag! You Take Whatever Male Ranger Scraps there are left behind for yourself, What do you have to say to break me. While AkaRed was A Celebration, and we made AoBlue and GiYellow out of Necessity, Creating MidoGreen, KuroBlack and MomoPink to complete the Set. Made KibaHope as a Gift for Atomisa, And I even changed Disney's most recognizable Treasure and his girlfriend into Human Just for the Shiggle-Fuel that is OmoKing and JoseiQueen Respectively... You on the other hand are an afterthought, ShiroWhite, While I Rule Toei with an Iron Canvas! I am Hatte Saburo, Look me Up!

ShiroWhite: Oh, I know all about you...And your boast is truly Worthless. (Unmasks himself to reveal the Truth)

Saburo: Who-Who are you? What are You?

ShiroWhite: Me, My true name could be The World, or perhaps the Omniverse, Or would you perfer the Truth...I am all and I am one, I guess that means I am you. Now, tell me again...Was all the Pain and Suffering that you brought apon every living soul just to Tell such a Twisted, Tragic Story worth a feeble, worthless Emmy?

(Saburo's Portal Opens and takes hold to Saburo)

Saburo: No! You cant do this to me! You need me! I'm synonymous with Tokusatsu, Toei's Freakin' Bread and Butter! What did I do to deserve this? I want OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT!!! (Sealed away inside the Portal as Moffat arrives)

ShiroWhite: you should have seen that with your own eyes...

Moffat: So, I'm just another character...Nothing more, Right?

ShiroWhite: Quite...There is a way to maintain writer status for a while.

Moffat: And what do I have to pay for such power?

ShiroWhite: Whichever you wish to sacrifice, My leige. I'll even throw in this. (Hands Moffat Yen Sid's Keyblade and Morpher)

Moffat: Yen Sid didn't make it, It's as if he never existed at all, isn't it?

ShiroWhite: The universe needs it's AkaRed, And you are the only man standing to do it.

Moffat: (Points to Saburo's Portal of Truth) Then I guess that means that's My Payment over here.

ShiroWhite: What?

Moffat: Saburo isnt back yet and if I were to exterminate his Alchemy mid-flight then he's off to the eleventh terrain of the cold dark...

Saburo: And from there, he wont torment anyone, anymore. (Transmutes The Portal)

ShiroWhite: So how are you to spend these 13 days of storytelling.

Moffat: With the Characters that I love because...because I owe it to them, To Andy and Terra, To the Wolves, To Tsukasa, Makoto, Homura and our Lady Atomisa...My Characters, no...My Friends are my Power and I'm theirs!

ShiroWhite: You've done it! You've finally accepted the fate of the universe that you held so well in your hand and so dear to your heart! And you're willing to do anything to buy some time say goodbye to the friends you made on both sides of the Fourth Wall you've managed to walk right through. (A Plot Hole Opens) go ahead with your last of your power. You've earned this Prize on your own volition, I just cant wait to call you Ally someday, Farewell, Steven Moffat!

(Moffat Exits through the Plothole)

It's the end...

Terra's Rude Awakening

Emily: Terra, Terra, are you awake? Terra, Why are you clutching to your pillow, you look like you've seen a ghost...

Terra: Mom, Is Andy Awake...

Emily: Why Yes, We're all set to start Kindergarden...

Terra: Kindergarten!? (Runs to the Mirror to find that he has regressed to the age of 6) No... (Holds out his Hand...) Of course, I cant use the Keyblade until I turn Thirteen.

Eraqus: Oh, Really, You're really predicting when the keyblade chooses you?

Terra: Father! You're alive!

Eraqus: I beg your pardon?

Terra: Xehanort Killed you and Stole my Body to erase all existance!

Eraqus: Right...And I'm in Cahoots with the evil Dr. Porkchop!

Terra: STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON!

Eraqus: You dont, Well we shall discuss this dream of yours at Dinnertime after school...

Terra: ...fine. (cut to Terra in a goofy outfit) never realized how embarrassing this getup was back then...

Emily: I'm gonna Drop off Andy at Sunnyside! Take Care, Terra.

Terra: If Molly's My Twin...Then what else has changed about my world?

Kindergarten

Isa: ...and he said yes?

Lea: Yeah, First day of Kindergarten and my whole class gets a barbecue blowout courtesy of my dad!

Aqua: Terra! (Grabs Terra) Terra, I'm so glad you're okay! It's Wonderful, Metataros has been wiped from the flow of time! Xehanort doesn't even remember Kingdom Hearts!

Terra: Neither does Andy...

Aqua: He's dead, too. Isn't he...The Doctor. (Bawls in Terra's Arms)

Playtime

(Aqua is sitting in a Chair as Terra Approaches her)

Terra: Aqua, I'm Sorry...

Aqua: What will we do, Terra. Andy Cant Remember and Yet we still know of our pain...Why?

Boy: I believe I can Answer that Question

Aqua: Really?

Terra: Prove it!

Boy: Well, You are still destined to make friends with all of the faces you've seen in the adventure told in these past fifty chapters of your little story, And I didnt carve out the boy's soul for nothin'

Terra: Destined?

Aqua: Carved Out?

Both: Moffat!

Moffat: Hello, Children.

Terra: Why and How did you come here?

Moffat: Well, The Why is: I wanted to cash in my reward for this gig I've spent so long trying to land and tried so hard to maintain and now I have something that's so good that I cant let go of it now that it's over...The How is: I deleted his backstory and Personality to turn this character into a lifeless puppet for me to use in order to communicate with my characters

Aqua: You Freak!

Moffat: Aqua, Please!

Terra: She's Right, you wrote the story, so you destroyed the omniverse, so Why the Hell should we Trust You?

(Terra is found by various peers)

Terra: Uh, Oh...

Time Out

Voice: Aqua, You Too?

Aqua: Riku?

Riku: Hey.

Aqua: How are you supposed to...

Riku: It's Okay, Moffat condensed the Timeline, And I remember everything.

Moffat: The Problem here is, I can only write automatically for 13 Days. It's currently powering your memories as of now so once the time is up, You forget the memories of the old world... And they will be lost forever. So I want you to write down everything you've lived through in this book so at least you'll find it to be a good bedtime story when the old whoniverse finally fades away. (Aqua gives a glance at the Image of Moffat in the Glasses and Smiles)

You Cheated

Kyubey: And you told them about their new destiny...

Moffat: Indeed I Did. All the deception on Logopolis has now been undone and Puella Magi and Ars Magus now go hand in hand as Magic begins to Resurface in the world.

Kyubey: You do understand that the Rickety Old TARDIS that used to belong to a long forgone time lord, And all who join it's cause is your Responcibility now.

Moffat: Yes, Kyubey, I understand this. It's Just, I cant wait to see what happens to the Characters once they get to the year 2013...

Kyubey: Indeed, Although you did land the Pandorica onto the earth in order to maintain the course time will take from now on, It may lead to differing timeframes and Alternate universes leaking into one another. I do hope you realise this Moffat.

Moffat: Don't worry, Old Friend, I can handle it. After all, The Witches are no more, All we have to worry about is The Main Continuity's Enemies and Even those from the Old World have been Greatly Diminished, Whether it be Purification, Peace or straight up erasure.

Atomisa: Indeed, and for this great will of yours, you have recieved these thirteen days of authorship by Sealing away the Madman Hatte Saburo by taking his Alchemy Away. Thus your reward for everything you've done for the doctor, you shall be inducted into my loyal board of plotbenders.

Kyosuke: Congrats, Welcome Aboard and Thanks a lot, Moff, We couldnt have Taken down Saburo without ya.

Moffat: Glad to be of Help, It's Just. I'm Glad that there is a happy ending for them at all.

Kyubey: So you want a happy ending for them all just because the Characters Truly Deserve it for the Hardships forced upon them from a Japanese lunatic who wanted a tragic story where existance was eradicated from existence simply to gain an Emmy? Geez, Sometimes I cant seem to understand human Emotions...

Moffat: Ikuze, Air. It's Time... (The Door to Light opens) So what if the other you cant remember a thing about the Doctor, At least there's your fanbase back in my homeworld, As long as they remember your actions, You'll never be alone.

FOP!Cosmo: I'm sure your companions will remember long after Moffat's Thirteen Days are Up!

FOP!Wanda: And I'm sure there are copies of your former future selves across the Planet watching over you and your true love.

SX!Cosmo: Like the players of a Card Game made Famous in america by a failed Anime licensing company always say..."It's Your Move"

(Air Gives a parting thumbs up)

A Lunch to Remember

Characters

Main Heroes

Seven Lights

• Kairi
• Aqua Takeshiba
• Vanitas
• Lea
• Mickey Mouse
• Donald Duck
• Goofy

Power Rangers

Kamen Riders

Main Villains

Homunculus

Dai Xehanort Oosaru

Allies

Others

• Donald Duck
• Goofy

Hearts absorbed before KHIII

• Sarah Jane Smith
• Sora Straythe
• Riku Estratoni
• Leobert Starchaser
• Braig Galaxiuü
• Isa Lunarais
• Terra Starchaser
• Eraqus Starchaser
• Ventus Carnaeros
• Roxas Straythe
• Xion Kaisumi

Backstory

Xehanort

Zordon

Madoka Kaname

Tsukasa Kadoya

Tropes