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-	http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4516956/6/Bad_Egg	+	“Do you guys remember the plan?” Amu asked as she finished getting ready for school.
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		+	“Let’s do this!” Ran cheered.
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		+	“Wait! Has anybody seen Su?” Miki asked. The others looked around and noticed that the green chara was nowhere to be seen.
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		+	“Morning walk complete.” Su said as she flew in the window. Some things never change.
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		+	“Where were you?” Iru asked.
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		+	“Getting this.” Su said as she flew in more and was followed by an X egg.
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		+	“Why is it following you?” Ran asked.
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		+	“I think it might be lost.” Su replied.
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		+	“You can’t bring it with you. It will ruin the plan.” Dia commented.
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		+	“Ok.” Su said as she placed the X egg next to the one Ran was caring for, which now had Daichi’s headband rapped around it in an attempt to keep it warm.
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		+	“Here we go! Drew. Draw. Drawn.” Miki said as she disguised each one of Amu’s Chara.
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		+	“Let’s go!” Amu said before Chara Changing with Ran and jumping out the window.
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		+	--Sometime Later-- School –
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		+	Yaya is someone who is easily bored. Class is boring. Therefore, Yaya was bored. So bored she could barely stay awake. She was about to fall asleep when…
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		+	‘Knock Knock’
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		+	…Someone knocked on her classroom door.
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		+	“Come in” Yaya’s teacher called out. The only response was more knocking.
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		+	“I said you could come in!” The teacher called out a little irritated. Once again, the person responded with knocking.
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		+	“Alright if this is some kind of joke, it’s not funny. Who do you think…you…are?” The teacher said as he slammed open the door. The problem was there nobody there. Just a floating…Pie?
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		+	“Su?” Yaya whispered as she noticed the green chara float in while carrying in the pie.
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		+	Su started floating over to Yaya, with the pie being carried on her head. As she reached Yaya’s desk she accidentally tripped...in midair. This caused Su to drop the pie, which proceeded to fly and crash into Yaya’s face.
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		+	“Did that pie just attack Yaya?” a random student asked.
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		+	“I heard yesterday that a pie mysteriously appeared on the Queen’s seat just as she sat down.” Another student said.
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		+	“The school is being haunted by pies!” A third student shouted.
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		+	-After School-Royal Guardian-
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		+	“That wasn’t very nice.” Yaya complained. There was still some of the pie in her hair.
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		+	“I’m sorry. Pepe seemed upset and I wanted to cheer her up.” Su explained
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		+	“By throwing a pie in my face?!” Yaya yelled.
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		+	Rima giggled. Quickly cover her mouth with her hands and ran full speed out of the garden.
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		+	“That was strange.” Miki commented.
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		+	“People are strange~Nya” a voice from above said. Everyone looked up to see that the talker was Yoru.
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		+	“What are you doing here you thieving cat?” Kiseki called out.
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		+	“To have some fun!” the cat chara replied before swiping Kiseki’s crown. Kiseki began chasing him all around the garden.
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		+	“Looks like you guys are having fun.” A new voice said.
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		+	“Hello, Iru, Eru.” Su greeted the two new arrivals.
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		+	“What are you two doing here?” Musashi questioned.
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		+	“What’s wrong Sashi-kun?” Eru asked.
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		+	“Not happy to see your girlfriends?” Iru asked.
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		+	“Someone would actually want to date this stick in the mud?” Pepe asked and received a glare from Iru and Eru.
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		+	“Of course we would!” Iru replied.
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		+	“Who wouldn’t want to date a perfect gentlemen like him?” Eru asked.
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		+	Musashi knew something was going on. These two never agreed on anything before. Also neither had ever showed any romantic interest in him. He remembered when Iru left.
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		+	-Musashi’s Flashback- Night of Iru’s departure-Easter-
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		+	“Fine, I will!” Iru replied before flying out the window.
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		+	“Was that really such a good idea?” Kairi asked.
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		+	“Why should I care? I still have Eru!” Utau replied, which caused Eru to beam from the thought of being useful.
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		+	“But now Amu will find out that I’m a spy for Easter. When she tells the other Guardians, our plan will be ruined.” Kairi stated.
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		+	“Let’s not forget that you’ve never even used Eru before. You have know idea if you can use her the same way as Iru.” Musashi pointed out.
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		+	“Then we’ll just have to practice! Come on Eru! We’re going to be busy practicing for the next few days!” Utau said before she and Eru left
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		+	-End Flashback-
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		+	Before Musashi could continue his musings, Yoru flew by, followed by Kiseki. They almost knocked him out of the air.
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		+	“Give back my crown you thieving cat!” Kiseki called out.
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		+	“Make me!” Yoru responded. Only to be grabbed by the tail by Miki. Before he could react Miki dragged him behind the bushes. Moments later, the bush began shaking violently. After about a minute they stopped and Yoru flew dizzily out, his face cover with light blue marks. The cat slowly made his way out of the garden. Miki flew out a little later, carrying the crown and wiping her lips.
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		+	“Do you guys know what color chara blood is?” Pepe asked as she tried to imagine where all those blue marks came from.
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		+	“Here you go.” Miki said as she handed Kiseki his crown.
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		+	“Why didn’t you do that sooner, you filthy commoner?!” Kiseki yelled at her after putting his crown back in place.
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		+	“She just helped you. Why are you insulting her?” Ran questioned.
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		+	“If she could do that, why didn’t she do it any other time that thieving cat stole me crown?” Kiseki retorted.
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		+	“You’re mean, you know that?” Su remarked
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		+	“I’m a king! I don’t have to be nice.” The would-be-king chara responded.
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		+	“Jerk!” Ran said as she stole Kiseki’s cape.
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		+	“Hey! Give that back!” Kiseki ordered.
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		+	“Not until you apologize to my sister!” Ran snapped.
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		+	“Never!” Kiseki responded.
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		+	“Is it always this lively?” Eru asked.
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		+	“I hope not.” Musashi muttered.
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		+	“We got to go. Later, lover boy.” Iru said before kissing Musashi’s cheek.
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		+	“See you later, Sashi-kun.” Eru said before kissing his other cheek.
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		+	Iru and Eru flew out of the garden, leaving a blushing samurai in their wake.
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		+	“I’ve got to go. Ran, Miki, Su, we’re leaving!” Amu called out before she left with her charas.
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		+	-That Night-Park-
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		+	“That went well.” Su said as she floated next to Iru and Eru.
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		+	“Can I change back now? I hate this character.” ‘Eru’ complained.
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		+	“Sure.” Miki replied before dropping the change.
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		+	“Much better.” Dia said.
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		+	“Now that we’ve messed with the guardians, what should we do now?” Iru asked.
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		+	“I think we should get one more X egg.” Ran suggested.
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		+	“How” Su asked.
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		+	“Leave that to me.” Dia said. There was a popping noise and Amu’s hair clip changed into a yellow diamond.
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		+	''“Come little children, Ill take thee away.
		+	''Into a land of enchantment,
		+	''Come little children, the times come to play.
		+	''Here in my garden, of magic.
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		+	''Come little children, the times drawing near.
		+	''Halloween night is waning.
		+	''Come little children, ride with me tonight.
		+	''Its not a night for abstaining.
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		+	''Come little children, now follow me home.
		+	''Not a one of you need worry.
		+	''Come little children, the times come to roam.
		+	''Come follow me now, please hurry.
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		+	''Come little children, theres magic to see.
		+	''Here in my garden of mystery.
		+	''Come little children, into my abode.
		+	''Tomorrow you all will be history.”
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		+	Amu’s voice carried out into the cool spring night air. Soon enough, an X egg came floating by, drawn in by the song.
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		+	“This makes X egg number four! Alright!” Ran cheered.
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		+	“Let’s get home, before my parents start to get worried.” Amu said before heading home
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	==Chapter 7==		==Chapter 7==
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Revision as of 15:27, 26 February 2009

Contents 1 Chapter 1 2 Chapter 2 3 Chapter 3 4 Chapter 4 5 Chapter 5 6 Chapter 6 7 Chapter 7

Chapter 1

I can’t believe it. Amu thought to her self as she left the school. I just can’t believe the nerve of those boys!

-Flashback-Classroom-5 minutes

“So how are the rankings for the cutest girl in school?” A boy asked his accomplices. You see this boy and friends gathered in the classroom after school in secret every week for the past few years, for one purpose and one purpose only.

To see who was the cutest girl in school.

“Is it really any contest? Mashiro-san is definetly the cutest!” One of the boys answered.

“What about Hinamori-san?” One asked.

“Nah. When she first transferred here, she seemed ‘cool and spicy,’ but now she’s been acting like a normal girl.” Another boy answered.

“Yeah, she really has been out of character lately, hasn’t she?” The first boy asked.

“Exactly! Nothing is cute about someone acting out of character!” one of the boys replied.

-End Flashback-

I was totally acting in character…Wasn’t I? Everything would be going great if it wasn’t for that spoiled Mashiro.

“Isn’t spring supposed to be a time for new beginnings?” Amu whispered.

“Amu-chan…” Su mumbled, her voice coated in worry.

“Don’t let those guys get to you!” Ran cheered.

“How can I not? How am I supposed to know who I really am? What is my real character?!” Amu cried out her voice rising with each sentence.

“The egg!” Miki cried out as she saw Amu’s most recent egg, the diamond egg, floated into the air.

Amu and her Charas looked on in awe as the saw an X slowly form on the egg.

“An X egg!” Ran cried out.

“Come on, Amu! We have to get it!” Miki told her.

“What’s the point? The Joker’s job is to capture the X eggs, but one of my own eggs has an X. I’m a failure as the Joker.” Amu replied with a sigh.

“If you fail as the heroine, then change into a villainess.” A voice said. It seemed to be coming from everywhere.

“Who said that? Who’s there? Come out!” Amu called out nervously.

“I am your true self. You may call me, Dia” the voice said as the egg, branded with an X, hatched.

What came out of the egg was not what, the girls were expecting. Normally when an X egg hatches, the X character is pure black, with a giant red X on their forehead, there appearance and ability’s differ depending on what the human counter part specialized in.

Dia was a girl with long blonde hair that went well past her feet. She wore a plain black dress. Her eyes were cold and emotionless. In her hair was a black diamond shape hair clip with a white X on it.

“Yo-You’re my true self?” Amu nervously asked.

“I am one of your true selves just as Ran, Miki and Su are.” Dia replied.

“I don’t understand.” Amu replied.

“Chara are a person’s true self, born from the wishes and dreams they made when they were children. They can change as the person they belong to changes or they become X Charas, but some were meant to be that way from the start.” Dia explained.

“I’m still confused. What do you mean?” Amu replied.

“Have you not noticed that I’m different from all the other X Chara you have seen before?”

She’s right. Every X chara I’ve seen until know. Normally they’re just mindless beings that lash out at anything they see.

As Amu was thinking, the eggshells of Ran, Miki, and Su appeared. They slowly began to close around their respective Chara.

“Tell me, are you happy with the way things are? Are you happy with Ran, Miki, and Su? Are you happy with the way you’re treated? Are you happy with the current Guardians?” Dia asked.

Am I-I really happy? Do I like the way people treat me?

“No, I’m not happy!” Amu replied. As she said this, the eggs of her Chara shut tight.

“Tell me, why are you not happy?” Dia asked.

“Because no one likes me for my true character.” Amu replied.

“But didn’t you just say that you didn’t know what you true character was? Maybe your true character was the ‘cool and spicy’ girl everyone loved?” Dia retorted

Could that really be the true me? No, that’s just my outer character, isn’t it? Now that I think about it, I’ve hated how a reacted when I was out of it. Have I been playing the part so long, that it has become the real me?

An X appeared on each of her Charas’ egg.

“But the Guardians are my friends, they know the real me!” Amu cried out.

“Really? From what I understand the only reason they asked you to join was because you had three Chara. And Tadase only likes you for Amulet Heart. Let’s not forget that Mashiro is the new queen. You two don’t strike me as best friends. The two guardians who you thought were your friends abandoned you!” Dia responded.

“Th-That’s not true, is it?” Amu asked.

“The King and the others have been manipulating you away from your true self from the start. Did you forget his Chara, his true self? How he pines for world domination? He was born from the kings wishes. That’s means that the real reason the King wants the embryo is for his own gain!” Dia told her.

I-It makes sense. If Keseki really is Tadase’s true self then what will he do with then embryo? I can’t let that happen! I have to do everything in my power to get the embryo first and prevent it from falling into the King’s hands!

With that last thought, her Chara hatched from there X eggs. They looked pretty much the same except their clothes were darker shades, and each of their symbols was black with a white X on it.

“That was different.” Miki said

“Miki, you have an X!” Su called out in panic.

“So, do you Su!” Ran cried out

“You, too, Ran!” Miki replied.

The three Chara began flying around in panic.

“What are we gonna do?!”

“Quiet!” at Amu’s outburst the girls shut up. “Miki, do you think that you can you and the others to look like they did before?”

“Yeah, I think so” Miki replied.

“Good. I don’t want you girls telling anyone about this, alright? You can’t mention the Xs or Dia to anyone.” Amu told them.

“Alright.” They replied in unison.

“Here I go. Drew. Draw. Drawn.” Miki said with a wave of her paint brush, recoloring the girls so they look as they did before.

“So, now what?” Ran asked.

“Now, we go home and get some rest. We’ll figure this out later.” Amu told them. With that they leave but they failed to notice a pair of prying eyes.

“I know I’m supposed to be running away, but I have to report this to Utau.” Eru said before flying off in the direction she came from.

Chapter 2

“So what are we going to do?” Amu asked. She and her Chara had arrived home and went straight to her room. She didn’t even talk to her parents, or pay attention to what they were doing for that matter.

“We need to find away to keep the Guardians from finding the Embryo, without giving ourselves away” Dia informed them.

“I think I have an idea” Miki told them.

“Well, what is it? Come on and tell us. Tell us!” Ran cheered impatiently.

“We could try to cultivate X Chara.” Miki explained.

“But won’t that be counter productive? Amu is in charge of cleansing the X eggs and X Chara.” Su replied.

“We’ll have to see what the new members can do before planning are next move.” Dia told them. “So we wait until tomorrow. Then will see if Miki’s idea will work.”

“So for now, we sleep on it. Dia, remember to stay hidden. I know your not coming with us to school, but Ami can still see you. We don’t need her telling the other guardians about you.” Amu said.

“Understood.” Dia replied.

-Meanwhile-

“WHAT!” Utau screamed and spat out the tea she was drinking.

“It’s true. Amu –san has another guardian Chara!” Eru exclaimed.

“That- that- that bitch! Three Chara weren’t good enough for her. Why does she get so many Chara?!” Utau began ranting when her manager and her manager’s little brother walked in.

“What’s going on?” Yukari, her manager asked.

“That blasted Amu got herself another Chara!” Utah snapped.

“A fourth Chara?!” Yukari, exclaimed in surprise. “Kairi, is this true?”

“I wouldn’t know. Amu failed to be present at today’s meeting, but I’ll see what I can find out tomorrow” The boy replied.

-The next day-

With a sigh, Amu headed to school at a casual pace. She was trying to focus so she could stay in character. That was not as easy as it sounded. She was afraid that she wouldn’t be able to pull it off.

Calm down. Just remember, "old habits die hard"

She marched on, back in her old persona of ‘cool and spicy’

When she arrived at school she was quickly inquired by Tadase.

“Where were you yesterday? You missed the announcement of the new Guardians.” The King said.

“I was busy” she said without stopping or passing a glance.

Some of the students saw this. They weren’t close enough to here what was said. All they saw was the King trying to talk to Hinamori, but was flat out ignored. They students told there friends. And their friends told their friends, and so on and so forth, until the whole school new about the incident before first period. Of course this insignificant act became skewed by wild rumors and other such nonsense until…

“Hinamori-san! Hinamori-san!”

“Is it true that the king proposed to you?”

“And you rejected him?”

“Even though when you confessed your feels to him he rejected you?”

Amu just gave a small grunt that was neither a yes nor a no.

“Cool and Spicy” the girls all said in unison.

This is easier than I thought. But why am I acting like this out right? Tadas- No, Hotori-san will be able to see something’s wrong, won’t he?

Before her internal musings could continue, Mashiro Rima entered the room. Instantly she was flocked by almost every boy in the class. The key word being, ‘almost’. Rima took notice that two or three boys were staring at Hinamori. A frown appeared upon her lips.

“Hinamori is upset!”

“We must do something to please her!”

Before any more action could be taken, the teacher walked in.

“Alright class, settle down and take your seats.” He said as he walked over to his desk, only to trip and land on his face. Everyone was laughing at the teacher’s fate. Everyone, but Amu and Rima. It was then that Amu noticed a little clown hovering above Rima’s head, and was laughing its ass off.

The mighty queen wishes to be the fool? This should more interesting then we first thought.

-After school- Royal Garden-

“I’d like to introduce you to the two newest members of the Guardians” Tadasi said.

“Mashiro Rima. 5th year. Queen’s Chair. Chara: Kusu Kusu.” Rima explained.

“Sanjo Kairi. 4th year. Jack’s Chair. Chara: Musashi.” Kairi explained.

“Hinamori Amu. 5th year. Joker. Chara: Ran. Miki. Su.” Amu explained.

“Now that introductions are out of the way, Let us explain the purpose of the Guardians.” Tadasi began.

“No need. I managed to get a hold of the record files of the Guardians dated back to their founding.” Kairi explained as he placed the stack of files on the table.

“Well that takes care of that.” Tadasi said sheepishly

“I want tea.” Rima said emotionlessly

“Coming right up” Yaya said as she left go get tea for the ‘queen.’

“I’ve noticed a lack of efficiency concerning the capture of X eggs. I suggest from now on we due patrols in pairs.” Kairi explained.

“Fine.” Rima said.

“Whatever.” Amu replied.

“So it settled. Rima and Amu will go out on patrols.” Tadasi said. As he said this, both Rima and Amu got up and left.

“Amu-san has been acting different lately.” Yaya commented.

“I believe it has to do with the fact that the 5th year class is at war with itself.” Kairi replied.

“War!” Yaya exclaimed.

“Yes. It seems the class has split between the faction that worships Rima, and the faction that admires Amu. Amu maybe acting out of character, but to the class, this is her true character. If she doesn’t keep it up when Rima, who doesn’t know her true character, is around, she’ll be viewed as weak.” Kairi explained.

“It must be hard on her”

“Indeed.”

-Six Minutes Later-

“Come on hurry up.” Amu called over her shoulder to the panting Rima.

“Slow down. I’m not good at running. Carry me!” Rima replied.

“Why don’t you get one of you servants to carry you?” Amu retorted.

At this Rima paused and took out here phone. She immediately started texting.

“I wasn’t serious. Why don’t you go on patrol with Yaya? She’d probably carry you.” Amu said in response.

“Useless. Useless.” A voice echoed from above, before Rima could reply. Both girls looked.

“An X egg!” Amu whispered. Before she could do anything else, there was a flash of light. When the light died down, Rima stood wearing a clown costume.

“Character Transformation: Clown Drop” She said, before pulling juggling pins out of thin air. “Juggling Party!” she cried out as she threw the pins. The X egg tried to get away, but the pins homed in on it. Eventually they hit home, causing the egg to shatter. After which, Rima effortlessly caught all six pins.

“You didn’t do anything.” Rima pointed out as she dropped her transformation.

“I didn’t have to. You did my job for me.” Amu replied, before walking away leaving a slightly wide-eyed Rima, and a giggling Kusu Kusu in her wake.

“Are you alright, Miki?” Amu asked after noticing how tried Miki looked.

“I’m just tired from holding the change for so long.” Miki replied.

“You can drop it when we get home so hang in there.” Amu said before hurrying home.

Chapter 3

“What did you find out?” Dia asked, after Amu returned to her room, once again ignoring her family. Meanwhile Miki dropped the change.

“It seems that the new Queen can Character Transform” Amu told her, as Miki pulled out a sketch of Clown Drop.

“She doesn’t seem to have any problems with simply breaking X eggs.” Su added.

“How does she attack?” Dia asked.

“Heat seeking juggling pins.” Amu replied.

“They seem to work against X eggs, but I think an X Chara could easily break them.” Miki commented.

“So if we go with Miki’s original idea she won’t be a problem.” Ran cheered.

“We might even be able to use her to our advantage.” Dia commented.

“Really? How?” Amu asked.

“With her around, the group won’t be as opposed to splitting up.” Dia explained.

“If the Guardians split up, it would make it easier to capture an X egg without the others knowing.” Amu realized.

“And if things start getting out of hand, we could quit the Guardians. Since Amu isn’t as valuable to them since she’s no longer the only one who can Character Transform.” Miki added.

“So, tomorrow we start collecting X eggs?” Su asked.

“Correct, but only a few. We don’t have a place to keep a lot of them.” Amu replied.

“Good night.” Miki said as she went into her egg.

“I think we should do something to keep the Queen from getting a big head.” Amu suggested.

“Do you have any ideas?” Dia asked.

“Yeah, listen to this.” Amu began to explain

-The Next day- Homeroom-

Amu was sitting at her desk, staring out the window. It took almost all of her will power to not let out a giggle at her plan. Everything was set and now all she had to do was wait for the Queen to make her appearance.

Right on cue, the Queen entered with her flock of followers. As usual she didn’t show any expression on her face. She approached her desk at casual pace. One of her fans pulled her chair out for her.

“Now, Su!” Amu whispered.

“Chips. Syrup. Whipped Cream”

A squishy sound was heard as Rima sat down. She stood up immediately and looked at her chair.

Someone put a PIE in her chair.

She looked behind her and noticed that the back of her skirt was covered with the fore mentioned dessert. Some of it even seeped through to her panties! Kusu Kusu was laughing so hard that she wasn’t even able to breathe. You really couldn’t blame her for when her eye began to twitch violently.

“Don’t worry, Mashiro. I’m sure some of the guys wouldn’t mind licking it off of you.” Amu commented with a grin. I’ve been spending too much time around Ikuto!

Once everyone’s mind processed the image, Rima’s face became bright red. Out of anger or embarrassment, no one could tell. And several of the boys immediately passed out.

-After School- Royal Garden-

“That was really uncalled-for, Hinamori-san.” Tadase said.

“What was uncalled for?” Yaya asked. All this talk about ‘the incident’ was making Rima’s face turn red again.

“Why’s the new Queen so red?” a person asked. The Guardians looked to where the voice came from. The newer Guardians had a slightly confused look on their faces. The Older Guardians had looks of joy.

“Kukai” Amu whispered. Dia was wrong! He didn’t abandon me. He came back.

“Yo, it’s been awhile.” Kukai said as he approached.

“Souma-kun” Tadase said as he got up to greet the former Jack.

“Kukai! Why are you here? Were you kicked out of middle school already?” Yaya asked as she began clinging to Kukai’s arm.

“Silly, I was just passing by. The middle school’s right next door, so it’s not like I have to take a long walk to see you guys” Kukai replied.

So he didn’t come to see me. He just came because we were close by. If the middle school was farther away, he wouldn’t have even bothered to come see us. Dia was right! He doesn’t care!

“Who is this person?” Rima asked.

“He is the former Jack’s chair. I believe his name is Souma Kukai” Kairi replied.

“Daichi-kun!” Ran squealed as she glomped on to the sport loving Chara. “I missed you.” Pepe started glaring at Ran.

“Woah calm down. I didn’t realize you’d miss me that much!” Daichi replied as he tried to pry himself from Ran, to little effect.

“Please don’t leave me again! Don’t you realize you’re the only man I’ve ever cheered for?” Ran said as she clung on tighter. Miki took out her sketch pad and began drawing the scene in front of her.

“Why is it that you’re all acting out of character?!” Pepe yelled, obviously upset with the scene before her.

“What do you mean?” Musashi, the green haired samurai Chara of Kairi, asked.

“She has never been this clingy! Amu has never been in her ‘Cool and Spicy’ character for the whole day! And Su hasn’t said ‘desu’ once in the past two days!” Pepe ranted.

Of course this discussion was taking place on the side opposite of the Guardians. If it wasn’t, the other Guardians would have probably thought Pepe to be right. But sadly, it wasn’t.

“It’s time for the patrols.” Kairi said after glancing at his watch.

“I think I’ll go with Yaya today.” Rima commented.

No way! She thought I was serious yesterday?

“Then I’ll just go with Hinamori.” Kukai said.

“Ran, Miki, Su, we’re leaving!” Amu called to her Chara.

“Alright now its time for…” Kukai began

There was a popping noise and Amu’s hair clip changed to a heart shape.

“High Speed Dash!” Amu and Kukai called out in unison.

-One HSD Later- The Park-

“Doesn’t moving you body just take the pressure off?” Kukai asked.

“I guess” was Amu’s mumbled replied.

“So what’s wrong?”

“Nothing’s wrong.” Amu replied

“This is nice.” Daichi said as he lay in the grass in another part of the park. Ran laid down next to him and began to cuddle. Once more, Miki was drawing the scene in front of her.

“Pepe did have a point.” Daichi commented.

“What do you mean?” Ran asked.

“Well you never been this affectionate before.” Daichi pointed out.

“You were the only guy I cheered for!” Ran exclaimed.

“You cheered for a lot of other people.” Daichi retorted.

“But you were the only guy she cheered for.” Miki explained.

“D-Do you not like me?” Ran asked, a tear streaming down her face.

“I-I-It’s not that. I-Its just that I’ve been seeing someone else.” Daichi replied, obviously nervous because of the crying girl. How did Kiseki make rejecting a girl look so easy?

“So you’ve been stringing her along?!” Miki accused.

“That’s not very nice.” Su commented.

“N-N-N-N-N-No! Its not like that” Daichi tried to explain.

“Jerk!” Ran said before punching him in the face, effectively knocking him out. Tears streaking down her face all the while.

“Are you going to be ok, Ran?” Su asked.

“Y-Yeah, I’ll be fine.” Ran replied as her tears started to calm down.

“Let’s head back to Amu” Su suggested.

“You guys go ahead I’ll catch up in a bit.” Miki told them.

-3 Minutes Later-

“What were you doing, Miki?” Su asked as Miki floated over to them.

“N-Nothing” Miki replied with a slight blush.

“Where’s Daichi?” Kukai asked as he returned with two ice cream cones.

“Um, about that…” Miki trailed off

“You see we kinda-“ Ran began, but stopped when see felt a familiar feeling.

“X-eggs!” Ran, Miki and Su cried out in unison.

Chapter 4

“X eggs!” The Chara trio called out in unison.

“What?” Amu said as she turned to the direction the Charas where suddenly facing.

Amu was shocked at what she saw. There was indeed a horde of X eggs floating there, but that’s not what shocked her. What shocked her was the person standing in the center of the eggs.

“Utau?” Amu asked, confused. I know she works for Easter, but what’s with the confrontation? They never outright attack us.

“Utau? The famous singer, Utau?” Kukai asked.

I forgot the Guardians didn’t know she works for Easter.

“What is she doing here?” Ran asked.

“Hinamori, you’re going to pay!” Utau declared.

“Pay? Pay for what?” Amu asked confused.

“For trying to steal the man I love!” Utau answered. Ran, Miki and Su sent glares at Kukai, all three of them thinking the same thought.

“What?” Kukai asked as he noticed the glares he was receiving.

“Enough talk!” Utau said, before there was a flash of light. When the flash died down, Utau stood there. She was now wearing a short red dress, with batwings coming out of her back. A pair of batwings was also covering the top of her chest, along with a bat wing chocker. “Character Transformation: Lunatic Charm!”

“Go get the others.” Amu whispered to Kukai. Darn it! This is really complicating things.

“Are you sure you’ll be alright?” Kukai asked.

“Yes, now go!” Amu replied. The boy took off, gave a worried glance over his shoulder, and then headed for the Royal Garden.

“Looks like your friend abandoned you! A smart choice.” Utau taunted.

“Ran, Su, do you think you guys can handle the eggs?” Amu asked.

“I-I think so.” Ran replied. Why would she ask that? Did she really think that they could hold off all those eggs by themselves?

“Good. Miki, let’s go!” Amu said before there was another flash of light. When the light died down a new figure stood there that no one there could recognize. She looked like Amulet Spade, but all her clothes were black and her air was blue. “Character Transformation: Dark Spade!”

Amu blinked. I thought her being an X Chara might cancel the transformation, but I never thought it would give it an overhaul.

“Do you think that new Transformation will save you?” Utau taunted. She charged forward, pitchfork in hand, and gave a thrust at Amu. The pitchfork was intercepted by a giant paintbrush.

“What is your problem?” Amu asked before jumping back to avoid a second thrust from the currently demonic girl.

“My problem is you stealing my man!” Utau called out. She moved her hand, signaling the X eggs to attack.

“Chips. Syrup. Whipped cream.” Su called out before a tidal wave of batter, not unlike the one she made the day she hatched, formed and intercepted the eggs. The X eggs struggle futilely to get out of the sticky substance.

“Alright! Way to go Su!” Ran cheered.

“This isn’t over yet!” Utau snapped before charging again at Amu.

“Canvas Curse!” Amu called out as she swung her paintbrush. A glob of paint shot out and crashed into ground with a splat. A gelatinous blob son rose from the splattered paint.

What is that thing?

/It looks like this form brings paintings to life/

So my power is based on my artistic skills?

/It seems like it/

“Don’t think that thing will save you!” Utau yelled before thrusting her pitchfork.

Only for it to get stuck in the paint blob.

“What?” Utau called out in frustration as she tried to free her weapon from the blob.

“This ends now!” Amu called out as she charged forward and struck Utau with her giant black paintbrush. Utau was sent flying and crashed into the ground, causing her to revert to her normal form. Iru appeared right next to her.

“This can’t be!” Utau said as tears started to form in her eyes.

“Enough.” A voice called out. Both girls looked to the speaker. They found Ikuto and his Chara, Yoru.

Yoru floated over to Utau to see if she was alright, while Ikuto walked over to Amu. He stopped in front of her ad handed her a bag.

“This should compensate for her trouble making.” The teen replied. Amu looked in the bag and found it was full of sweets.

“This isn’t over!” Iru yelled as she flew over to Amu and kicked her in the Humpty Lock. Flashes of light suddenly blocked both Amu and Utau from view. The other guardians arrived in time to see the lightshow die down. What they saw was not what they expected.

Where Amu stood, a girl wearing only a short red skirt, black and white striped stockings, a black bandanna on her head, and a batwing shaped bra. She head a thin pointed tail, and in her hands was an electric guitar. “Character Transformation: Amulet Devil!”

Where Utau stood was a girl with cat ears and a cat tail. Her hands were claws and she was covered with dark blue fur. “Character Tranformation: Neko Charm!”

What just happened?

/How did I Character Transform with a goody-goody like you?/

I’m not as good as everyone thinks I am.

/Prove it/

Would a goody-goody have four X Chara?

/No way! Wait until I tell Utau/

You’re not telling anyone!

/Or else what?/

I shove you in a blender and set it to frappe!

/I’m starting to like you/

“What’s going on?” Tadase asked once the lights stopped shining.

“It seems the Humpty Lock has more powers than we originally thought.” Ikuto said before both Amu and Utau reverted to normal. “Let’s go”

“R-Right” Utau said. She was a bit shaken up from earlier events.

“That was exhausting! I’m going home. See you guys later!” Amu said as she and her Charas headed home.

“What are we going to do with all these X eggs?” Yaya asked as she noticed the eggs stuck all over the former battle field.

“Hey guys! What’d I miss?” Daichi asked as he floated over to them.

“Daichi?”

“Yes”

“Why are you in a dress?”

Chapter 5

“Today was a total bust.” Amu complained with a sigh as put the bag of sweets Ikuto gave her on the floor.

“Today wasn’t all bad!” Su said as Amu lied down on her bed.

“We found out that our Charcter Transformations changed.” Miki pointed out as she pulled out a picture of Dark Spade.

“I even managed to snag an egg!” Ran said happily as she pulled an X egg out of Amu’s ‘egg pouch.’

“When did you snag that?” Amu asked as she sat up.

“When we were leaving, I snagged it out of Su’s batter.” Ran explained.

“Speaking of Su, can Su have some of your sweets?” Su asked.

“Why are you talking in the third person” Dia asked.

“Pepe said Su was acting out of character, because Su stopped saying desu. So, Su is trying to find other ways Su can be cute without having to become normal. Can Su have the sweets now?” Su asked.

“Only if you stop referring to yourself in the third person.” Amu said after blinking. Su seems a little different. Now that I think about it, so has Ran. I guess it has to do with them becoming X Chara, but then why hasn’t Miki changed?

Su giggled, and then dove straight into the candy bag.

“Wait a sec. Someone’s on to us?” Dia asked after remembering Su’s comment about Pepe.

“It’s just Pepe. No body believes her.” Miki commented while pulling out a picture of the baby Chara.

“Still you should be careful around her.” Dia commented.

“Maybe we could have Su bake her a piece offering, right Su?” Ran asked.

Just then, the bag Su was in began rustling uncontrollably. As the bag settled down, a manic giggling was heard. Suddenly a green blur shot out of the bag as the sound of the psycho-giggle increased.

“What the-“ Miki began, but was cut off as the blur knocked her out of the air.

“Wa Ha Ha, SUGAR RUSH” the blur cried out as it darted around the room.

“S-Su?” Amu asked as she struggled to follow the flight path of the blur with her eyes.

“I think we should start planning out what to do next.” Dia said as she effortless floated out of Su’s path.

“But what… should we…do?” Amu asked as she had to repeatedly dodge out of Su’s way.

“I think Ran should be the one to take care of the egg since she’s the one that found it” Miki said from her hiding place behind a picture frame.

“But how?” Ran asked as she struggled to keep said egg out of the path of the green blur.

“Just do what Amu did when we were still eggs.” Dia explained.

“How?” Ran practically yelled in frustration.

“Here, use this.” Miki said as she pulled something out of her bag and tossed it to Ran.

“Miki, why do you have Daichi’s clothes?” Amu asked from her new position under her covers. Apparently they were thick enough to absorb Su’s impacts.

“N-No reason.” Miki said as blush appeared on her face. She’s still perverted as ever.

“We should continue gathering X eggs.” Dia told them.

“So, you really aren’t as good as people say you are.” A voice said. Everyone, with the exception of the still sugar crazed Su, turned towards the balcony.

“Iru! What are you doing here?” Amu asked.

“Well…” Iru began as she ‘innocently’ stuck her leg out, tripping Su, who was sent crashing into the wall, causing a small crater and spider web cracks to form.

-Flashback-After the Fight- Easter-

“I can’t believe you!” Utau screamed.

“What did I do?!” Iru screamed back.

“You filthy traitor! You Character Transformed with th-that that Slut!” Utau answered.

“She didn’t seem like a slut to me” Eru whispered from behind the chair where she was hiding since the fight began.

“She’s a better partner then you’ll ever be!” Iru snapped.

“Why you…Fine! If you think she’s so much better, why don’t you go be with her then?” Utau snapped back.

“Fine, I will!” Iru replied before flying out the window.

-End Flashback-

“And that’s how I ended up here.” Iru explained.

“You never mentioned that you could Character Transform with someone else’s Chara” Dia, almost, scolded.

“So this is one of your X-Chara? Where are the others?” Iru asked, looking around the room.

“Uh, Miki?” Amu said as she finally got out from under the covers.

“On it” Miki replied, before there was an audible poof, as Ran, Miki, and Su appearances returned to what they really were.

“So what makes you think we’re going to let you stay here?” Ran asked.

“’Cause I brought a present.” Iru said as she pulled an X egg, out of her egg.

Ok. How did she fit an X egg in her egg? Is that even physically possible?

“Alright fine, you can stay. It’s not like any of the Guardians know your Utau’s Chara.” Amu said.

“Except Musashi. Musashi knows.” Iru commented.

“How do you know that?” Miki asked.

“Because he works for Easter.” Iru commented.

“So he’ll know something’s up if you come to the Royal Garden.” Amu said with a sigh.

“I don’t think he’ll be able to do anything without giving himself away.” Dia theorized.

“So what’s the plan?” Ran asked.

“I’ve got an idea!” Miki exclaimed.

“What did I miss?” Su asked as she finally peeled herself off the wall.

“We’re about to plan out what we’re doing tomorrow.” Amu explained before they all huddled up, and began whispering their plans.

“Only you would think of something perverted like that.”

“I’m game! This is gonna be great.”

“If Kusu Kusu sees that, she’ll laugh her self into a coma!”

Chapter 6

“Do you guys remember the plan?” Amu asked as she finished getting ready for school.

“Let’s do this!” Ran cheered.

“Wait! Has anybody seen Su?” Miki asked. The others looked around and noticed that the green chara was nowhere to be seen.

“Morning walk complete.” Su said as she flew in the window. Some things never change.

“Where were you?” Iru asked.

“Getting this.” Su said as she flew in more and was followed by an X egg.

“Why is it following you?” Ran asked.

“I think it might be lost.” Su replied.

“You can’t bring it with you. It will ruin the plan.” Dia commented.

“Ok.” Su said as she placed the X egg next to the one Ran was caring for, which now had Daichi’s headband rapped around it in an attempt to keep it warm.

“Here we go! Drew. Draw. Drawn.” Miki said as she disguised each one of Amu’s Chara.

“Let’s go!” Amu said before Chara Changing with Ran and jumping out the window.

--Sometime Later-- School –

Yaya is someone who is easily bored. Class is boring. Therefore, Yaya was bored. So bored she could barely stay awake. She was about to fall asleep when…

‘Knock Knock’

…Someone knocked on her classroom door.

“Come in” Yaya’s teacher called out. The only response was more knocking.

“I said you could come in!” The teacher called out a little irritated. Once again, the person responded with knocking.

“Alright if this is some kind of joke, it’s not funny. Who do you think…you…are?” The teacher said as he slammed open the door. The problem was there nobody there. Just a floating…Pie?

“Su?” Yaya whispered as she noticed the green chara float in while carrying in the pie.

Su started floating over to Yaya, with the pie being carried on her head. As she reached Yaya’s desk she accidentally tripped...in midair. This caused Su to drop the pie, which proceeded to fly and crash into Yaya’s face.

“Did that pie just attack Yaya?” a random student asked.

“I heard yesterday that a pie mysteriously appeared on the Queen’s seat just as she sat down.” Another student said.

“The school is being haunted by pies!” A third student shouted.

-After School-Royal Guardian-

“That wasn’t very nice.” Yaya complained. There was still some of the pie in her hair.

“I’m sorry. Pepe seemed upset and I wanted to cheer her up.” Su explained

“By throwing a pie in my face?!” Yaya yelled.

Rima giggled. Quickly cover her mouth with her hands and ran full speed out of the garden.

“That was strange.” Miki commented.

“People are strange~Nya” a voice from above said. Everyone looked up to see that the talker was Yoru.

“What are you doing here you thieving cat?” Kiseki called out.

“To have some fun!” the cat chara replied before swiping Kiseki’s crown. Kiseki began chasing him all around the garden.

“Looks like you guys are having fun.” A new voice said.

“Hello, Iru, Eru.” Su greeted the two new arrivals.

“What are you two doing here?” Musashi questioned.

“What’s wrong Sashi-kun?” Eru asked.

“Not happy to see your girlfriends?” Iru asked.

“Someone would actually want to date this stick in the mud?” Pepe asked and received a glare from Iru and Eru.

“Of course we would!” Iru replied.

“Who wouldn’t want to date a perfect gentlemen like him?” Eru asked.

Musashi knew something was going on. These two never agreed on anything before. Also neither had ever showed any romantic interest in him. He remembered when Iru left.

-Musashi’s Flashback- Night of Iru’s departure-Easter-

“Fine, I will!” Iru replied before flying out the window.

“Was that really such a good idea?” Kairi asked.

“Why should I care? I still have Eru!” Utau replied, which caused Eru to beam from the thought of being useful.

“But now Amu will find out that I’m a spy for Easter. When she tells the other Guardians, our plan will be ruined.” Kairi stated.

“Let’s not forget that you’ve never even used Eru before. You have know idea if you can use her the same way as Iru.” Musashi pointed out.

“Then we’ll just have to practice! Come on Eru! We’re going to be busy practicing for the next few days!” Utau said before she and Eru left

-End Flashback-

Before Musashi could continue his musings, Yoru flew by, followed by Kiseki. They almost knocked him out of the air.

“Give back my crown you thieving cat!” Kiseki called out.

“Make me!” Yoru responded. Only to be grabbed by the tail by Miki. Before he could react Miki dragged him behind the bushes. Moments later, the bush began shaking violently. After about a minute they stopped and Yoru flew dizzily out, his face cover with light blue marks. The cat slowly made his way out of the garden. Miki flew out a little later, carrying the crown and wiping her lips.

“Do you guys know what color chara blood is?” Pepe asked as she tried to imagine where all those blue marks came from.

“Here you go.” Miki said as she handed Kiseki his crown.

“Why didn’t you do that sooner, you filthy commoner?!” Kiseki yelled at her after putting his crown back in place.

“She just helped you. Why are you insulting her?” Ran questioned.

“If she could do that, why didn’t she do it any other time that thieving cat stole me crown?” Kiseki retorted.

“You’re mean, you know that?” Su remarked

“I’m a king! I don’t have to be nice.” The would-be-king chara responded.

“Jerk!” Ran said as she stole Kiseki’s cape.

“Hey! Give that back!” Kiseki ordered.

“Not until you apologize to my sister!” Ran snapped.

“Never!” Kiseki responded.

“Is it always this lively?” Eru asked.

“I hope not.” Musashi muttered.

“We got to go. Later, lover boy.” Iru said before kissing Musashi’s cheek.

“See you later, Sashi-kun.” Eru said before kissing his other cheek.

Iru and Eru flew out of the garden, leaving a blushing samurai in their wake.

“I’ve got to go. Ran, Miki, Su, we’re leaving!” Amu called out before she left with her charas.

-That Night-Park-

“That went well.” Su said as she floated next to Iru and Eru.

“Can I change back now? I hate this character.” ‘Eru’ complained.

“Sure.” Miki replied before dropping the change.

“Much better.” Dia said.

“Now that we’ve messed with the guardians, what should we do now?” Iru asked.

“I think we should get one more X egg.” Ran suggested.

“How” Su asked.

“Leave that to me.” Dia said. There was a popping noise and Amu’s hair clip changed into a yellow diamond.

“Come little children, Ill take thee away. Into a land of enchantment, Come little children, the times come to play. Here in my garden, of magic.

Come little children, the times drawing near. Halloween night is waning. Come little children, ride with me tonight. Its not a night for abstaining.

Come little children, now follow me home. Not a one of you need worry. Come little children, the times come to roam. Come follow me now, please hurry.

Come little children, theres magic to see. Here in my garden of mystery. Come little children, into my abode. Tomorrow you all will be history.”

Amu’s voice carried out into the cool spring night air. Soon enough, an X egg came floating by, drawn in by the song.

“This makes X egg number four! Alright!” Ran cheered.

“Let’s get home, before my parents start to get worried.” Amu said before heading home

Chapter 7

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